Charming..

An honest man, like every boyfriend should be :)

Bark. Seriously this reminds me of Happy Gilmore. "Happy place" haha.

One word .... Plural!

He is my fuckin' GOD!

^^^ likes to fuck gods

thats quite funny. i dont think thats an fml at all hahahaa

^ well fucking a god would be simply divine...

In the butt

I hope the boyfriend was joking. If not I would slap him and break up with him.

Liyla you would break up with him for telling the truth? I find that kind of strange since girls always put on Facebook, twitter, etc. that they have always wanted a guy that's honest with them. Maybe you're different and don't like honest guys but most would rather have an honest boyfriend who they know they can trust.

Seeing as it's plural.

She's got *makes face pinches loaf Pussy galore

Ata' Boy

Ata' Boy

THREESOME!!! Sorry that was uncalled for... I'll crawl back into my hole now

The only uncalled for threesome I've ever heard of was Hillary, Joe, and Barack. You did just fine.

Haha I LOL'ED at 39's comment!! :)

I applaud you, 50.

52, cool story bro

58- I applaud your pic. XD

Meant*

Well thank you lol

what's wrong with innocent fantasies its not like he's cheating

"would you like to be In a happy place too baby?"

hahaha 55

OPs bf knows his shit

At least he was honest c:

Ya multiple isn't a good sign

Why are people thumbing down the true things here haha? Now theyll thumb me down.

Or just that freaking good!

Lala

Leopard slugs have penises in their head. Takes giving head to a whole new level.

Or perhaps he isn't a man at all, and is simply an octopus.