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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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By Pip - 23/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML

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By forreal - 23/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML

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By Michael - 20/09/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML

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By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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By nitwit - 08/09/2009 12:29 - Greece

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me, the reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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bemylove123 9

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:01

You mean ex-girlfriend?

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:02

Wow your girlfriends a dumb bitch.

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SorrowFull 8

Sunday 6 November 2011 1:04

Did you tell her everything will be alright after you kicked her out of your place?

HappyJello 7

Sunday 6 November 2011 1:15

Well she's going o be crying even harder when you dump her.

badactor009 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 1:20

Kick her to the curb.

underguarded 20

Sunday 6 November 2011 1:27

Beauty fades- Dumb is Forever

thatclown 4

Sunday 6 November 2011 1:37

you shoulda tossed the bitch out

Pazu_fml 10

Sunday 6 November 2011 1:48

I hope you gave her another severed relationship to cry over.

hotaro15 3

Sunday 6 November 2011 1:59

I'd have said "well we both have something in common" and shut the door on her cheating ass

Capt_Oblivious 10

Sunday 6 November 2011 2:32

Comfort her with a nice heartfelt bitchslap and send her on her merry way.

fefe99 2

Sunday 6 November 2011 2:47

Smh.

dansco 24

Sunday 6 November 2011 2:57

What a dozy bitch, why come round to yours while still upset?! Hope you dumped her!

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