Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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Top comments
bemylove123 9
You mean ex-girlfriend?
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Wow your girlfriends a dumb bitch.
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Comments (197)
th3hardrocker 12
Dump that hoe!!
wildnout06 0
And your still calling her your girlfriend because......
daydreamer244 13
If i were u I would've said "well I agree with that guy..."
TipOfTheHat 10
Ask her for his number! When she asks why, just tell her you wanna grab a beer with him because you want to celebrate a double-dump-her day with him! Good decisions are always a reason to celebrate!
fatalwish 6
Lol double dumped she had a good day eh?
SoberVictim 0
Wow. That better be your ex girlfriend now. Ridiculous.
The_creator_fml 2
Could have been worse... She could have told you her other two boyfriends don't want to be with her anymore.
topie_fml 6
Taco chop that lady of the night.
leadman1989 16
"I got 99 problems but a bi- well it would seem I have 100 problems."
Prizz94 0
What a bitch! I would have kicked her ass to the curb if I were you.