Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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bemylove123 9
You mean ex-girlfriend?
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Wow your girlfriends a dumb bitch.
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Comments (197)
massacreman3000 1
"and now you have none" then walk away
popcorned 0
In Soviet Russia Blondes are actually smart!
jobsman99 0
Well I hope to make her feel better you comforted her and counseled her. Then i hope that led you to have some great sex, got a good ********, gave her a great facial, finish her up with some really good anal then you threw her out to the street as your ex girl. But kept her bra for a souvenir.
arlo1024 0
By any change is ur gf blond?
mdtdnb 7
FAAAAALLLLLCOOOOOOOON!!!!!!.....
RainbowHugs 0
PUNCH!
redheather 0
U
Hdw3 4
Just sing...Like a good neighborstate farm is there! With a new girlfriend!
Katherine1May 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha sucks to be your ass
Hansemans 17
Give her a riddle to solve: I'm leaving the 20th letter in the alfabet...what is it?
Zebidee 9
OP is leaving T ? Fail. Fail so hard. While we're at it, *alphabet.
jameyn 0
sucks to be you .. kick the bitch to the curve