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I suppose the best thing you can do for yourself now is get a lawyer and prepare to move on. A fresh start is not a bad thing, you may have ended up being the guy she didn’t want so now focus on you and become the one she can’t have.
OP: And you believed her, knowing he was her ex. (sighs) You might as well have kicked her to the curb the moment you first heard her say those words.