Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
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Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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Top comments
bemylove123 9
You mean ex-girlfriend?
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Wow your girlfriends a dumb bitch.
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Comments (197)
ramboman19 8
Ugh. You don't need her OP.
KiddNYC1O 22
"GTFO, BITCH!"
Pupusaboy08 1
Or maybe she cheated on her other boyfriend with the guy she's crying to ehh ehh? Either way dump the girl.
goldenone 2
You sure y'all had an agreement on you two even dating?
Torva_fml 16
Well.... Umm.... Can't think of anything to say that hasn't already been said... Hmm.... Turtle!
2ndSucks 15
Can't think of anything to say, make a pointless comment anyways. Thank you for that.
raphanne_fml 33
And she came to see you? Is she brain-damaged or something? Well, with all that banging...
mynameisTiffany 0
kill the bitch:)
cetlawizard 15
Tell her to find another shoulder to cry on & have her tell them what she's done. What a ho, hope you dropped her like a hot potato...cheaters will ALWAYS be cheaters....if they've done it before, there's a 99.999999% chance they will do it again....get rid of her before she gives you an std from the next or other guy(s) she has or will be cheating on you with.
ScrivNasty 3
If she was his ex at the time she came crying to him he really wouldn't have an FML. For the sake of the story she was still his gf when he found out. So I don't get why people are saying I hope she was his ex, ******* dumb. Anyways hope you hit it one last time then dumped her.
burro_fml 6
No no no no! you've got it all wrong! they hope she's ex meaning hope you dumped her!
Cali_Girl_Jess 3
I thought the same too!! But Burro makes a point. Although it gets so old to here that same line in almost all FML's!
burro_fml 6
Well don't come crying to me!