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By fingwhore - / Sunday 27 July 2014 17:12 / United States
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It may be a clichè but it's true. People who cheat are scum on the earth that are worth much less than any faithful person.

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Absolutely dump her. She not only is a lying bitch, but a cheater. It might be cliché, but cheaters are some of the lowest people, honestly, OP can definitely get someone better.

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#94 you know what else can hold a liter of water? a one liter bottle, they're not that hard to carry around while camping

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You guys are no fun, you haven't lived until you have sipped water through a giant latex, penis-shaped balloon.

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Well I voted YDI and FYL because he shouldn't have been ok with her going camping with her ex. I know I wouldn't be ok with that!

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This reminds me of the episode of Friends where they get stuck in Monica's bedroom, and Joey pulls out condoms from underneath the bed and says "you don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the earth." And Chandler says "and CONDOMS are the way to do that...?!"

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Well in an emergency they can hold up to a liter of water. I always keep one on me. Non lubricated though so it wont taint the water.

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70, so you're telling me that you always carry a non-lubricated condom around, not for sex, but just in case you have run out of water and need it to a hold a litre of rainwater for your survival? Interesting. I guess you win when it comes to survival of the fittest.

I hate to be stereotypical and say you should leave her, but you really should. Once someone cheats it's over.

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#6 I agree with you 100%.. Once someone cheats you cannot trust them anymore. And if there is no trust then there is no relationship. Also op you need to dump that bitch. Once a cheater, always a cheater. FYL op I'm sorry that you had to go through this.

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like all the above have said, ditch the bitch buuuut always some time to poke some holes in said condoms before you go ;)

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Don't poke holes in the condoms because then there's the potential of a kid being born to people who aren't ready and the kid having a really shitty life. Then you're ruining somebody else's life who hasn't done anything wrong to deserve it because they don't even exist yet.

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Or they could be good parents you never know. But you should slow your roll over a joke. This probably occurred weeks ago and op wouldn't be able to unless he gave her another chance.

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Well. I don't know about you but I don't use condoms with my close friends.

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If you actually read the FML you would know that OP's girlfriend must have lied to him and said she was going on a camping trip with friends so OP wouldn't be suspicious, but he later found out it was a two person "camping trip"

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