By fingwhore - United States - Greensboro
Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML
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  wellthen7154  |  12

Absolutely dump her. She not only is a lying bitch, but a cheater. It might be cliché, but cheaters are some of the lowest people, honestly, OP can definitely get someone better.

  Shadowvoid  |  33

Who, why is everyone assuming she is a cheater on this thread? Condoms can hold up to a liter of drinking water. Maybe his girlfriend is a survival expert? Seems likely

  sibeso  |  17

This reminds me of the episode of Friends where they get stuck in Monica's bedroom, and Joey pulls out condoms from underneath the bed and says "you don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the earth." And Chandler says "and CONDOMS are the way to do that...?!"

  Rawrshi  |  25

Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents!

  Brandi_Faith  |  33

70, so you're telling me that you always carry a non-lubricated condom around, not for sex, but just in case you have run out of water and need it to a hold a litre of rainwater for your survival? Interesting. I guess you win when it comes to survival of the fittest.

  jayeterror775  |  18

#6 I agree with you 100%.. Once someone cheats you cannot trust them anymore. And if there is no trust then there is no relationship.

Also op you need to dump that bitch. Once a cheater, always a cheater. FYL op I'm sorry that you had to go through this.

  zBLAKEz  |  23

Don't poke holes in the condoms because then there's the potential of a kid being born to people who aren't ready and the kid having a really shitty life. Then you're ruining somebody else's life who hasn't done anything wrong to deserve it because they don't even exist yet.

  thesmeagol  |  22

Or they could be good parents you never know. But you should slow your roll over a joke. This probably occurred weeks ago and op wouldn't be able to unless he gave her another chance.

  Daylightscar  |  13

If you actually read the FML you would know that OP's girlfriend must have lied to him and said she was going on a camping trip with friends so OP wouldn't be suspicious, but he later found out it was a two person "camping trip"