Journiexo

About Journiexo

I'm Journie cx Feel free to message me! Or snap me at Journiexo ?

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Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

3%
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

33%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

19%
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

67%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

70%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

44%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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Journiexo's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 April 2009 05:13 / United States

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ryuun12 - / Friday 3 October 2014 03:20 / United States - Morgan Hill

Today, I got high for the first time. Apparently I called my vet and told him my goldfish was barking. I found out when he called me back later to make sure we were both okay. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 14 September 2014 16:38 / Ghana - Accra

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By cat lady - / Saturday 30 August 2014 11:56 / Norway - Egersund

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By MissYouPieceOfSkin - / Wednesday 27 November 2013 08:44 / United States - Kirkland

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Journiexo

Profile completed

Up and coming moderator

I moderated this!

Socialite

Mobility

Work is a 4-letter word

Checking you out

The thumb strikes back

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

Night owl

Perfectionist

Who’s the fairest of them all?

A new thumb

It's in the can!

Consolation prize

Judgmental

YDI Master

I agree, my mouse works.

I'm a rock star

What'ch'all looking at?

One more and it's business time

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Tommy Wiseau

100 kick-ass comments

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

50 quality comments

50 favorites

Gandhi