I don't know why

By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 21:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got bug bit on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML
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pins91 27

Ummm. Admin, you clearly didn’t read the post before you let it go through did ya?

She has a mountain that she takes with her?

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pins91 27

Ummm. Admin, you clearly didn’t read the post before you let it go through did ya?

We as users moderate them

I think they’ve been off all week! Hope you’re somewhere warm admins

to be perfectly honest I'm not sure how people fall out of cars and sprain their ankles but I have heard of even worse scenarios that make no sense. so take my fuck your life vote you klutz. I have gone camping a number of times but never had my penis bit, so I would like to hear that story lol did u whip it out in front of a swarm of mosquitoes or something?

So this is the week you guys decided to just start posting everything that gets submitted straight to the front page, huh?

She has a mountain that she takes with her?

samomaha 17

Not only doe she have one, but it's a "very outdoor loving mountain". Thank God it loves being outdoors - can you imagine an 'indoors' big enough to accommodate a mountain!

Maybe her dad is 'The Mountain' from Game Of Thrones

Some people are not meant to be outdoorsy people, after this experience I’m sad to say you are one of these people.

The mods cut out the part that said mountain Man of a dad

oops didn't mean to hit report when I was scrolling for whoever that was mods

I want an outdoor loving mountain.

Tough. You're getting an indoor-loving molehill, instead. That'll teach you to behave better.

you fell out of the car? And I can only assume you were whining about the bug bites. ydi. I wouldn't date you either.

Her dad is the huge guy from Game of Thrones?