By Anonymous - 5/11/2019 21:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

I don't know why

Today I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got bug bit on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML
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By  pins91  |  25

Ummm. Admin, you clearly didn’t read the post before you let it go through did ya?

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By  pins91  |  25

Ummm. Admin, you clearly didn’t read the post before you let it go through did ya?

By  no0ne0890  |  25

to be perfectly honest I'm not sure how people fall out of cars and sprain their ankles but I have heard of even worse scenarios that make no sense. so take my fuck your life vote you klutz. I have gone camping a number of times but never had my penis bit, so I would like to hear that story lol did u whip it out in front of a swarm of mosquitoes or something?

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  samomaha  |  15

Not only doe she have one, but it's a "very outdoor loving mountain". Thank God it loves being outdoors - can you imagine an 'indoors' big enough to accommodate a mountain!