Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML
Today, a girl I like was taking her phone out of her pocket and two condoms fell out. Last week I'd tried hooking up with her and she'd said that she only has sex with a man who is her boyfriend. So I said, “Oh, new boyfriend, huh?” She said, “Nah it’s for hookups, gotta be prepared!” I guess she forgot she lied to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML
Today, I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got a bug bite on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a 3-hour trip because she needed a break from the baby and me. I forgot to mention who she went with: her ex. FML
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and another couple. We saw a black bear. I shrieked and peed, while the other guy stepped forward and yelled, "Get outta here!" To my surprise, it ran away. My girlfriend is so ashamed of me that she's refusing to share a tent. I'm sleeping in my truck bed. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
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BeeHMC 9
I hope by girlfriend you mean "ex"
mz135 12
Sorry OP that sucks. There is someone better than her for you
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Comments (184)
AFaye3964 17
I'd break up with her, and beat the shit out of her ex..
GoodOptions 12
Because OP's cheating girlfriend is a temporary problem, but an assault charge will stick with you forever.
Journiexo 18
That would honestly cause more problems
slyde32 12
I never understood why people belt the person their partner cheated with, there's always a good chance the person they're cheating with is completely unaware that they're in a relationship. I'd hate to belt someone for sleeping with my girlfriend, only to find out he had no idea she was cheating. If the person knows you both and knows you're dating, however......
rogwest 23
Time to move on homie!!!
False_Stupidity 42
I'm sure she had a nice "camping" trip, enjoyed the wild life and even saw a snake.
valentinov 15
This might be the start of a beautiful threesome. You never know... :))
East1986 4
I hope you ended it, no one deserves to be cheated on
apcsox 18
Dump the cheating beeotch
PassiveAggresive 12
I think she wants to camp some morw, away from you! Dump her OP!
fieraislife 12
Hope she is your ex by now. And maybe sometime you can go camping together
juanschwartz 18
Dump her. Her cheating was not an 'accident' or a 'heat of the moment' thing. She planned that shit. You deserve better.
GoodOptions 12
Dump her, she's a bitch.