FML : Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and...

Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 27 July 2014 18:44 / Germany - Oberursel

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By CallMeMask | 23

#6021050 - Sunday 27 July 2014 23:20

FYL. It could be anywhere and everywhere all at once..

By TerraShadow | 18

#6021052 - Sunday 27 July 2014 23:20

Kill it with fire!!!

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By Gamer_Moonbutt | 5

#6021048 - Sunday 27 July 2014 23:19

1st :3

By CallMeMask | 23

#6021050 - Sunday 27 July 2014 23:20

FYL. It could be anywhere and everywhere all at once..

xxrogerthatxx | 19

#6021103 - Sunday 27 July 2014 23:42

Put a cup with something sweet/sugary in your room, coop the cup, and inevitably the fly would go in. Just cover it quickly!

WinterBlue42 | 22

#6021299 - Monday 28 July 2014 4:27

I don't think the OP mentioned it being a fly. . What if it is some sort of large beetle. .? FYL. Burn your room. Didn't need a room anyway.

Mystery_Unsolved | 16

#6021457 - Monday 28 July 2014 7:34

No room? No problem.

Mystery_Unsolved | 16

#6021460 - Monday 28 July 2014 7:38

Way to make them feel better

DarthBatman | 8

#6021462 - Monday 28 July 2014 7:41

Rooms are too mainstream anyways

igottafeelingxo | 9

#6021471 - Monday 28 July 2014 8:11

I had that happen too. It was a fly and it got stuck in my ear.. Talk about terrifying..

FML_Elle | 17

#6021954 - Monday 28 July 2014 19:37

Wrap yourself in a blanket and run out of the room while yelling a warrior cry. Blankets can withstand anything and cannot be infiltrated.

By TerraShadow | 18

#6021052 - Sunday 27 July 2014 23:20

Kill it with fire!!!

1tsmenoah | 20

#6021205 - Monday 28 July 2014 1:54

Last person who said that burned their house down

LunarServant | 10

#6021300 - Monday 28 July 2014 4:28

DUDE WHO FUCKIN CARES?!?! BURN THIS MOTHER DOWN IF YOU HAVE TO

TerraShadow | 18

#6021402 - Monday 28 July 2014 6:14

At least someone agrees with me.

The_4th_Doctor | 13

#6022881 - Wednesday 30 July 2014 0:40

OP needs to find it first!

By briggsopposed | 8

#6021061 - Sunday 27 July 2014 23:22

Maybe turn on your lights?

OysterPearls | 33

#6021100 - Sunday 27 July 2014 23:40

I suggest turning off all the lights except for in one room. Most flying bugs are attracted to light, so you'll be more likely to find it buzzing around that one.