By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML
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mz135 12

Sorry OP that sucks. There is someone better than her for you

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theasian007 11

And when I say girlfriend, I mean my ex :/

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Pixie_styx89 15

I hope you meant to write now ex girlfriend

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MRP360 14

still waiting for a brokeback mountain reference

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HammyBear13 8

Brokeback Mountain was about two men dumbass. This is a woman and her ex, not two men. What smart, intelligent person would make a Brokeback Mountain ref on this?

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Firewielder 17

Well, a condom can hold about a liter of water, so it's pretty useful In a pinch!

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BeepBeepSwerve 9

" a condom can hold a pint of water" please.... I bet you didn't know that info before and just copied and pasted it from the first poster who mentioned it.

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Sweet_Visions 13

Dump her ass and tell her ex you can have my used toy. That's pretty messed up by her. She broke your guys's bond.

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mangelon86 15

Shouldn't of let her go. I'm not that guy that thinks he has the right to order his gf around, but c'mon. You can't go camping alone with an ex. Gotta draw the line somewhere.

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False_Stupidity 41

Sure, if OP had known that it was her ex she was "camping" with then you'd have a valid point, but from the way this was worded, he thought she was camping with a group of friends.

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EchoSerenity 15

Sorry she did that to ya. Kick her ass to the curb, it's obvious that she's not over her ex yet.

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mkayden 23

And by 'girlfriend' I hope you mean 'ex-girlfriend'

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