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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
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Socialite
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I moderated this!
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Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

67%
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

45%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

9%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

18%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

20%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Slyde32's favorite FMLs

Today, I took a nap in my car right after finishing up at work. I was woken up by a hobo sitting in the passenger seat, watching me sleep. Apparently, he'd managed to unlock the door with a wire hanger. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ShelterForTheHomless - / Tuesday 14 January 2014 03:31 / United States - Anaheim

Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dorrisdoes / Monday 28 July 2014 20:47 / New Zealand

Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 June 2014 21:15 / Canada - London

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it