By Brian - 04/05/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML
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24788 6

Who put those condoms in my wallet?

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imintheair 0

ydi, for not listening to your high school sex ed teacher when they told you that keeping condoms in your wallet can cause them to be exposed to higher temperatures and/or weird conditions that affect their effectiveness.

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twenty2182 0

lol smooth. you deserved that... Why wouldn't the parents pay anyway?

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Clare420 0

YDI. don't you know your not soopused to keep them in your pocket?? holes form!

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Clare420 0

lol I mean wallet. I'm too stonedd. I don't use condoms at all because I'm on the pill(:

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killerpenguin4 9

thay shouldn't be mad at least you planned on using protection :D

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24788 6

Who put those condoms in my wallet?

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Julle_fml 0

Yeah, I can see why that would be embarrassing. I don't think her parents will make a big deal out of it. They'll probably just think it's funny ;)

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MrJentipede 2

Ditto #2, my wallet is already stuffed with enough junk. How few pockets does this guy have?

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Bonzer 2

Girls can keep condoms too... but it would probably be at her house. Or her boyfriend doesn't have any at his house, so she brought them.

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imintheair 0

ydi, for not listening to your high school sex ed teacher when they told you that keeping condoms in your wallet can cause them to be exposed to higher temperatures and/or weird conditions that affect their effectiveness.

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Drummer389000 0

he couldve just carried them for the night. I hide them until i go to see my girlfriend, and then just in case I put them in my wallet for just that night. I don't carry them around in there. he couldve been doing that you never know.

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Bonzer 2

Anyone else laugh when they read "affect their effectiveness?"

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mjsmclaren 0

You suck, were they ribbed? If they were magnum then your dating a girls whos had it deep

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mehwhateverr 0

#3, I hope you're kidding. If your (future?) daughter brought a man to meet you and you found out he had condoms hidden in his wallet, you would laugh it off? I'd expect the parents to freak out instead of find it funny.

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doll_face 0

three? THREE? how do you even find the opportunity to bone that much? ..assuming it's not at your (or her) place.

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BigMacBoi 3

Maybe he just finishes fast, and restores faster? xD

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yabrett 0

YDI for boldly pulling your wallet out and standing for all to see, im assuming you were waving your wallet around over the table so it would be obvious you were paying, next time be casual, especially if you want to impress people cause then it would seem like no big deal you're paying for it

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jdawg2010 0

you're retarded. he probably just TOOK OUT his wallet, and opened it, thus, they fell out.

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thisismyhead 25

Or maybe he has a hard time getting his wallet out of his pocket? I know plenty of people who stand to get their wallets out. Don't be such an ass!

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