lol smooth. you deserved that... Why wouldn't the parents pay anyway?

Who put those condoms in my wallet?

Yeah, I can see why that would be embarrassing. I don't think her parents will make a big deal out of it. They'll probably just think it's funny ;)

Ditto #2, my wallet is already stuffed with enough junk. How few pockets does this guy have?

haha i have had that happen to me

ydi, for not listening to your high school sex ed teacher when they told you that keeping condoms in your wallet can cause them to be exposed to higher temperatures and/or weird conditions that affect their effectiveness.

You suck, were they ribbed? If they were magnum then your dating a girls whos had it deep

#3, I hope you're kidding. If your (future?) daughter brought a man to meet you and you found out he had condoms hidden in his wallet, you would laugh it off? I'd expect the parents to freak out instead of find it funny.

three? THREE? how do you even find the opportunity to bone that much? ..assuming it's not at your (or her) place.

YDI for boldly pulling your wallet out and standing for all to see, im assuming you were waving your wallet around over the table so it would be obvious you were paying, next time be casual, especially if you want to impress people cause then it would seem like no big deal you're paying for it