Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
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DynamicDave 11
Sounds made up. She was prolly looking for a reason and couldn't think of anything
cynima 0
Edward Cullen, I see.
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Comments (204)
AshlingArdan 0
Pansy... look i put it politely, now learn to be a man and you'll be just fine. besides she used a cop out, aka jr. a lie
shadowolf1120 8
same thing happened to me, it sucks dont it?
FFPulley 9
be a ********. for some reason women fall for it
marissaaababy 0
Um I need a perfect bf!!
lovedodgers 0
Let me get your number . I need a perfect boyfriend.
shadowolf1120 8
Same thing happened to me
Ghosty91 2
havent you heard nice guys finish last who knows y but they do
BullletProof 5
She's probably been hurt really bad before so she got scared. Doesn't mean that she doesn't like you, and she probably hated leaving you. If a girl does this CHASE HER and show her that she's not inferior to you. Girls want to be pursued. Especially when they have self-esteem issues.
eaze_ya_miind 1
just take it as an opportunity to find a girl that's gonna appreciate you. she'll end up realizing she ****** up once she sees another girl enjoying you and you can have the chance to make up some lame excuse to not be with her. :)
pammievb 2
Sometimes women don't know what they have till it's gone, kinda like the grass is greener on tbe other side syndrome only to find out it's not. Hang in there OP