By Mrs. Awkward - 15/10/2018 12:00

Today, I helped an older guy with his safe deposit box. He said it's perfect for holding his ex-wife's remains and laughed. I laughed because I thought he was kidding. He wasn't. FML
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Was he saying ex-wife because she's dead? Or was he still the only one in her will, even after they split? And even so, assuming her remains are ashes (because that's really creepy otherwise), why would he keep them in a safety deposit box??? I have so many questions.

Well aren't the burglars going to be in for a surprise when they try to rob it!

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Was he saying ex-wife because she's dead? Or was he still the only one in her will, even after they split? And even so, assuming her remains are ashes (because that's really creepy otherwise), why would he keep them in a safety deposit box??? I have so many questions.

Well aren't the burglars going to be in for a surprise when they try to rob it!

See? You assumed! We all know what happens when we ASSUME: You make an ASH out of U and ME*. *if you say it the British way.

I thought the same thing but with Sean Connery's accent

We’re hoping it’s just ashes. It could be body parts — gulp!

And it didn’t occur to you that he was serious?

Kristoffer 35

Need not information in order to conclude that there's something wrong here.