Wax on, wax off

By Bllllaaaaaah - 24/09/2019 04:01 - United States - Juno

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. At one point, he started to kiss my ear. Then, he stopped, went into the bathroom, and came out with about four Q-tips. He then said to me, "Just take care of your ears, then I'll continue." FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 24 September 2019 5:18

Hey, at least you found a guy who's into aural sex.

JackWood 17

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Tuesday 24 September 2019 12:48

If you ears are that bad I wonder how bad your cooter is?

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RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 24 September 2019 5:18

Hey, at least you found a guy who's into aural sex.

sarkycow 25

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Wednesday 25 September 2019 22:58

Fucking perfect, Richard!

JackWood 17

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Tuesday 24 September 2019 12:48

If you ears are that bad I wonder how bad your cooter is?

ViviMage 38

Wednesday 25 September 2019 1:08

You aren't supposed to use q-tips inside the ear canals, it pushes earwax deeper in and can make a hard plug that can prevent you from hearing in that ear. It is supposed to come out on its own. Water can help push it out or soften it, as can olive oil, warm baby oil.... Don't stick anything in your ears like q-tips!