By noantiquesforme - 30/03/2015 18:39 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML
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leafeon523 20
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If that's the line he's going with, it's probably never been used. Truly a vintage antique!

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19990231 29

That pickup line is probably as old as he is.

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gintwinsmoore 20

okay...so what did you say?

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boredSOLDIER 33
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My guess is OP doesn't go antiquing.

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laurenswims13 24
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Look at the name of who posted it #1

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tantanpanda 26

OP only likes modern things :)

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gintwinsmoore 20

yes thanks guys...I keep forgetting to look at the names that are posted on these FMLs. didn't realize there are so many rules to making comments here!

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leafeon523 20
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If that's the line he's going with, it's probably never been used. Truly a vintage antique!

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pimpmilk69 18
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I think it's his dick...

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MidnaLink 33
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You don't say...

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CurlyQute 17

Well no shit.

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ohSNAPyall 26
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No, it's antique wormwood.

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Welshite 39
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"It has that unique patina that indicates true age and quality."

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boredSOLDIER 33
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Bet you won't see that on American Pickers

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Ichiya 29
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American Peckers*

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CJB3228 17
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Or pawn stars. Porn stars?

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jat_fml 3

awwe now im gonna try that very same lines here ahahahahaaa

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Khaleesi_26 30
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Well, did you?!?

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hacksaw246 24
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Don't you think that comment is sort of antiqued by now?

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noelsom7 13
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Was he creepy or one of those cute old men?

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Khaleesi_26 30
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I think it's safe to say he was a creepy one. Lol

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Wsparta 26
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could have tried telling him you aren't interested in checking out old junk

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funsizedliz 15
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Haven't you heard it's worth more?

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ironmany_fml 23
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i dont think he'd let OP sell it. lol

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EatUrGreens 20
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"Nah, I'm into modern art, sorry" :')

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lucyisbae 18
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@3 Nice job, you're very perceptive.

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19990231 29

There is a reply button for a reason, mate.

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19990231 29

That pickup line is probably as old as he is.

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beaglegal 42
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Ask him if he wants a knuckle sandwich?

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