By noantiquesforme - 30/03/2015 18:39 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML
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Same thing different taste

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If that's the line he's going with, it's probably never been used. Truly a vintage antique!

19990231 29

That pickup line is probably as old as he is.

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gintwinsmoore 20
tantanpanda 26

OP only likes modern things :)

gintwinsmoore 20

yes thanks guys...I keep forgetting to look at the names that are posted on these FMLs. didn't realize there are so many rules to making comments here!

If that's the line he's going with, it's probably never been used. Truly a vintage antique!

"It has that unique patina that indicates true age and quality."

jat_fml 3

awwe now im gonna try that very same lines here ahahahahaaa

Was he creepy or one of those cute old men?

I think it's safe to say he was a creepy one. Lol

could have tried telling him you aren't interested in checking out old junk

19990231 29

There is a reply button for a reason, mate.

19990231 29

That pickup line is probably as old as he is.

Ask him if he wants a knuckle sandwich?