By noantiquesforme - 30/03/2015 18:39 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML
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If that's the line he's going with, it's probably never been used. Truly a vintage antique!

19990231 29

That pickup line is probably as old as he is.

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okay...so what did you say?

My guess is OP doesn't go antiquing.

Look at the name of who posted it #1

OP only likes modern things :)

yes thanks guys...I keep forgetting to look at the names that are posted on these FMLs. didn't realize there are so many rules to making comments here!

If that's the line he's going with, it's probably never been used. Truly a vintage antique!

I think it's his dick...

You don't say...

No, it's antique wormwood.

"It has that unique patina that indicates true age and quality."

Bet you won't see that on American Pickers

American Peckers*

Or pawn stars. Porn stars?

awwe now im gonna try that very same lines here ahahahahaaa

Well, did you?!?

Don't you think that comment is sort of antiqued by now?

Was he creepy or one of those cute old men?

I think it's safe to say he was a creepy one. Lol

could have tried telling him you aren't interested in checking out old junk

Haven't you heard it's worth more?

i dont think he'd let OP sell it. lol

"Nah, I'm into modern art, sorry" :')

@3 Nice job, you're very perceptive.

19990231 29

There is a reply button for a reason, mate.

19990231 29

That pickup line is probably as old as he is.

Ask him if he wants a knuckle sandwich?