Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with...

By CheatedOn - Romania

Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with four men while I was two weeks away visiting my brother. She told me it was because she missed me so much. FML

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Intimacy

Commando

Weird reason to leave, but OK

Hang in there

By gaagaa - United States

Today, a lady told me her husband had sinus surgery. I replied, "Oh, I know someone who just had that done." I then realized I meant Alexis on The Real Housewives of the OC. FML

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By Rabzouz - France

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

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By counterproductive - 21/9/2020 11:01 - United States

Intense

Today, after I'd finally decided to see a doctor about my anxiety and insomnia, I was so nervous about what the doctor would think of me that I had anxiety attacks that kept me from sleeping a wink all night. I ended up oversleeping and missing the appointment I was so nervous about. FML

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By voicelesspeasant

Today, weeks after I paid extra for faster shipping, I received confirmation that my paperwork for overseas voting has been received. Too bad the deadline in my state was yesterday. Thanks, Postal Service, for the consistency of your failures. FML

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By FriendlessLoser - United States - Bristow

Today, it's again one of many times my mom dropped me off at the mall to hang out with friends. Since I have no friends, I shop by myself and always tell her I had "so much fun". FML

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By Anonymous - Canada

Today, I saw some friends' cars at a friend's house, but thought nothing about it. Then I found pictures on Facebook of the pool party they had as a going away party for my friend who is leaving the country for three months. I had no idea my friend was leaving and I was the only one not invited. FML

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By PsychoSarah - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML

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By tampondealer - Canada

Today, after visiting my mom, she stuffed a bunch of pads in my backpack so I'd have some at my dorm. When I was going through security, I was stopped and ended up missing my flight. Apparently the jumbo pads my mom sent look exactly like packs of cocaine when they go through the X-ray machine. FML

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By Ginger - Canada

Today, my boyfriend told me I should finish school early and get a job so we can get married, because then he'll have enough money to buy the truck he's had his eyes on for our whole relationship. FML

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By anon - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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By themildthings - Germany

Today, whilst working as a language assistant in Germany as part of my degree, some 9 year-old German kids asked me to please speak English to them because my German was so poor. FML

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By Abandonedgirl101 - 7/5/2021 11:01

Caught up

Today, I found out the real reason my boyfriend was terminated from work: for having an inappropriate sexual relationship with a coworker, and not because he was "furloughed from COVID" like he said was. Oh, and he got her pregnant. FML

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By Festivaler - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was at a music festival, and my mum had told me not to to drink. Someone threw a cup of beer at me, and I was worried about smelling of alcohol. It's okay though, because a second cup of urine took the alcohol smell right away. FML

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By allidoiswrkwrkwrknomttrwht - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Stay at home

Today, I found out my request to have off on Thanksgiving for the first time in 6 years was denied, because I work the evening shift every year on Thanksgiving and that's convenient for everyone else. FML

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By Jean - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML

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By unsatisfied - Australia

Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML

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By gonnafail - United States - York

Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML

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By Wtf

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

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By "people these days" - United States - Fairfax

Today, a kid was ranting that "people these days are so rude" and that "things were much better in the '50s." Annoyed, I asked the delusional twat what was so great about the racial segregation, rampant sexism, homophobia, and all the rest back then. He responded by punching me. FML

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By WellPlayedMother

Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually lose anything. Instead, my mom drunkenly admitted to tossing my stuff away and then punishing me for it whenever she was mad at me. FML

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By RiceCrispyTreats - United States - Pelham

Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML

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By Santa - United States - Cocoa

Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, a friend and I drove all the way from Texas to a small town in Colorado to spend an entire uninterrupted night together. Not only did he forget to bring condoms but everything was closed by the time we got into town. We ended up playing cards on the bed instead. FML

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By Ex-Employee - United States

Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML

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By Kitcat034

Today, I told my roommate that I was an atheist and she laughed. I left and returned to find her and her prayer group praying for my soul. She told me to accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. I said no. Then she told me to find somewhere else to live. FML

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By Bryan - 15/6/2021 16:00

No future

Today, the love of my life said, "You’d make a great husband! Whoever marries you in the future is gonna be so happy!" We’ve been together for 4 years and was planning to propose on her birthday in two weeks. FML

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By Tejanoswhy

Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML

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By Lala - United States - Denver

Today, a guy for whom I did a design job told me he would only be able to pay me in 3 weeks. I told him that it was OK, as long as I didn't have to follow him around to collect my money. "Don't worry, I know the feeling," he said, "I used to run an illegal business." FML

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By Beardedlady - United States - Madison

Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML

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By NJ <3 - United States

Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML

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By wtf bro?!

Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML

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By ouch - United States

Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Thanks, I hate it

Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML

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By Brilliant... - United Kingdom

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 5/8/2020 02:02

Empathy Man

Today, I told my man I was feeling a lack of emotional closeness and dialogue in our relationship. I'd hoped for a comeback like, "So what do you need in order to change that?" Or even, "Aw, come here, let's cuddle!" Instead, I got a simple, "I don't." FML

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By projectfain - United States - Akron

Today, I e-mailed the on-line instructor for my job, telling her that I had fallen behind in my work due to my grandmother's passing and the subsequent funeral arrangements, but that I would catch up this week. Her reply? "OK. Hope your grandmother gets better soon." FML

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By Baby bird - 23/5/2021 11:01

Different goals

Today, I asked my husband if it was a good time to think about having kids. His response was, "ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NEVER." I’ve always wanted to be a mom and he knows that. I feel like I’ve wasted my life. FML

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By ronniewciv

Today, I was delivering pizza in the rain. A woman answered the door, saw me soaking wet and said, "Wow this rain is terrible, it must be horrible to be out delivering in it." She then tipped me 21 cents. FML

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By Anonymous - Denmark

Today, was the first time my boyfriend slept over. He was hard, so I woke him up by whispering in his ear, "If you could get me to do anything right now, what would it be?" His response, "Can you get me a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream?" He was hard, for ice cream. FML

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By anashaalmajiid - United States

Today, my dad and a construction worker were having a long talk. I heard the door slam, and assumed that this worker had left. So I yelled out "Hey dad what were you talking about? Did you talk slowly so the idiot could understand?" Turns out my dad was the one who had walked out. FML

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Top comments

By Icarus_II | 0

#855310 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:05

She missed you oh so dearly that she shagged other men. Such a loyal girlfriend, almost brings a tear to my eye. Almost.

By CallMeHush | 0

#855346 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:12

Skank Alert!

Move on but remember, you can always go back and hit that easy piece again. I doubt her knees have been together for awhile.

COMMENTS

By walkerellis | 0

#855258 - Sunday 14 February 2010 19:59

first

afarr | 0

#855271 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:00

troll. wow shes a slut.

garrettjordan | 0

#855275 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:01

hahaha what a whore

roadie42 | 21

#855282 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:02

two weeks? i agree.

callicoat | 0

#855293 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:03

she slept with me.

ImRawrtastic | 0

#855313 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:05

rnt u happy u broke up wit that hoe

ajthere4u | 0

#855355 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:14

omg
u was goin to type the exact same comment
it's like we are twins by brain
lol

Nsnlover | 0

#855418 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:27

ydi

ImRawrtastic | 0

#855699 - Sunday 14 February 2010 22:01

haha ty

soapopera92 | 4

#855958 - Monday 15 February 2010 0:14

Totally!

myman47 | 0

#856634 - Monday 15 February 2010 3:28

ur soo hott I love u

myman47 | 0

#856641 - Monday 15 February 2010 3:31

to #9

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856701 - Monday 15 February 2010 3:58

lol thankss..

myman47 | 0

#856726 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:08

haha no problem

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856747 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:16

ohh I thought u were joking rofl

myman47 | 0

#856776 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:24

haha well if that's rlly u. how can I be lol

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856802 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:28

lol thanks

myman47 | 0

#856824 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:33

haha np again

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856843 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:38

myman47 | 0

#856868 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:45

haha ly2

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856875 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:49

I feel luved?
lmao

myman47 | 0

#856890 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:56

haha do u

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856898 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:01

lol depends r u sum 70yr old man
:P

myman47 | 0

#856914 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:06

ya def. haha. I'm 70 yes old and I go on fml to hit on girls haha

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856917 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:07

then I totaly feel luved
rofl

myman47 | 0

#856925 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:10

Hahaha i feel the love too

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856933 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:13

lol oohh cuz it vday!!:)

myman47 | 0

#856938 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:17

yeah. except it sux vise I don't have a gf hahah u ?

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856946 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:19

lol I'm straight
buh nope

myman47 | 0

#856952 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:20

haha just
making sure
ur
streight lol. not rlly I wouldn't care I think ?

subieguy | 0

#856959 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:23

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856966 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:24

lol nah straight I don't turn myself on rofl

myman47 | 0

#856969 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:25

haha well same here
haha

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856976 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:29

lmao he wants sum vday luf!

myman47 | 0

#856988 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:34

fine 106 ill be your
valentine sorry imrawrtastic :(. hahah

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856992 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:36

lol that was a total <3

myman47 | 0

#857004 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:38

I'm sorry I can't five
everyone love hahaha. if 106 doesntt say yes. I guess
I'm stuck with u

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857010 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:40

lol stuck?:(
rofl to think u were straight!:P

myman47 | 0

#857023 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:43

hahahaha. I'm jk. ur def my valentine aha sry 106. btr luck nxt time

myman47 | 0

#857029 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:45

and no way is that u In ur pic if so holy fucking
god ur hott lol

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857031 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:46

lmao I feel luved again X)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857037 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:47

yea it's me lol

myman47 | 0

#857048 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:51

what! that's u and ur single? Jesus I'm suprised ur not bi haha all the girls will be on u too haha

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857053 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:53

lol girls on girls is a bit uhmm..
plus I play hard to get ;)
lmao jk

myman47 | 0

#857060 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:55

haha I noticed. ;). lol

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857063 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:56

lmao i'm so sleeppy

myman47 | 0

#857078 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:00

same. where u from ?

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857090 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:03

america an if u mean which state Virginia.
:P hbu?

myman47 | 0

#857096 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:05

I'm from ny. but fir break I'm in telluride Colorado. I know it's like the worst thing fir a girl to be asked but since u look pretty young
how
old
are u.

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857102 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:06

lmao well that's not very safe tellin u my age lmao
I'm 16 and u?

myman47 | 0

#857105 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:07

haha. well I'm a 70 yrold man like u said b4 haha. nah I'm 15

xlostwithoutu | 0

#857111 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:09

Wow happy valentines day

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857114 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:10

lol 70sounded much sexier :)
but yea my bday was yesterday!X)

myman47 | 0

#857120 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:13

haha happy b-day. a day b4 valentines day! thts sick.

myman47 | 0

#857128 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:16

haha this sounds rlly weird so u can say no if u don't feel comfertable bit u gotta facebook?

myman47 | 0

#857134 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:17

I'm wiped. I'll talk to u tmrw byeee

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857135 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:18

lol ok byee

babybubz | 0

#857306 - Monday 15 February 2010 7:48

way to fill the FML with your lame conversation......

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857350 - Monday 15 February 2010 8:18

Ty :/..

Almostskater22 | 0

#857683 - Monday 15 February 2010 10:34

ha maybe she's just jealous cuz she couldn't come up with a page long conversation haha and you managed too ;)

rob3 | 0

#857776 - Monday 15 February 2010 11:40

holy shit stfu u dumb motherfucking ugly virgin loser

myman47 | 0

#858207 - Monday 15 February 2010 15:29

wat?

myman47 | 0

#858212 - Monday 15 February 2010 15:31

and babybubz. what's wrong w/ ur face

ImRawrtastic | 0

#858292 - Monday 15 February 2010 16:05

meanyy

myman47 | 0

#858353 - Monday 15 February 2010 16:28

haha welllllllll

ImRawrtastic | 0

#858358 - Monday 15 February 2010 16:30

not u lmao rob3 perosnn

ImRawrtastic | 0

#858362 - Monday 15 February 2010 16:32

not u lol robe person

ImRawrtastic | 0

#858374 - Monday 15 February 2010 16:36

well wat : P

myman47 | 0

#858464 - Monday 15 February 2010 16:49

haha no I thought u ment me lol. yeah WTF is wring with rob perosn fml is def his life he gets mad because he wants to read the comments to the accuall fml. but he's a dick so whatever haha

ImRawrtastic | 0

#858521 - Monday 15 February 2010 17:00

lol he probaly jelouse he didn't get to hve a long convo wit u!lol

myman47 | 0

#858675 - Monday 15 February 2010 17:39

haha I feel loved again aain what about u I mean almostskater kid
gave u some
mad props.

ImRawrtastic | 0

#858774 - Monday 15 February 2010 18:12

lmao well babybuz seems pretty intresting makin me jelouse lmao
jk

TheBreaKer_fml | 0

#859030 - Monday 15 February 2010 19:47

FGAS probably

ImRawrtastic | 0

#859040 - Monday 15 February 2010 19:53

myman47 | 0

#859170 - Monday 15 February 2010 20:27

hahaha ya well she should b jealous wen u look like tht

myman47 | 0

#859196 - Monday 15 February 2010 20:34

to Imrawrtastic. and # 164 back off she's mine hahahah jk

myman47 | 0

#859217 - Monday 15 February 2010 20:38

my bad haha 162

myman47 | 0

#859250 - Monday 15 February 2010 20:47

o wait ur a girl? wiait wat lol

ImRawrtastic | 0

#859280 - Monday 15 February 2010 20:57

lol I'm urs!
rofllmao

ImRawrtastic | 0

#859290 - Monday 15 February 2010 20:59

lol 162 ur smexyful
too!:P

myman47 | 0

#859573 - Monday 15 February 2010 23:36

r u being sarcastic? haha

ImRawrtastic | 0

#859730 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:22

haha in a non homo way she is

myman47 | 0

#859738 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:24

I am so lost hahaha ily tho so it's k

iSwag | 0

#859750 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:29

well she did talk about you a lot...

myman47 | 0

#859754 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:31

what do u mean

ImRawrtastic | 0

#859798 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:43

ily2?rofl yea wat do u meann

myman47 | 0

#859810 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:46

haha I was jk bout the ily thing. but yeah u can't just keep us haning

ImRawrtastic | 0

#859830 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:53

I wasn't jking!:(
lol playin..
and haning?

Almostskater22 | 0

#860073 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:47

ha wow this convo is getting even longer and longer (that's what she said) haha keep it up :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860176 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:18

lol :P

Almostskater22 | 0

#860272 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:45

lol I'm having fun out of this ;) too awesome

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860279 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:46

lol..

Almostskater22 | 0

#860308 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:56

lol since no one is here to talk to you guess I should say hi haha so hi! :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860377 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:15

lmao hai
almost skater?lol

Almostskater22 | 0

#860382 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:17

lol name is confusing yeah I meant it that I skate almost it's a skateboard brand haha :)

myman47 | 0

#860389 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:18

wow rlly?

myman47 | 0

#860398 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:21

I kinda Liked u b4 skaterkid. but indeed I am the jealos type

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860404 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:25

lmao I stil luv u!
rofl :P

Almostskater22 | 0

#860405 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:25

don't need to worry were just having a conversation and nothing else it's all good

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860429 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:34

lmao almos done wit the second page wit our commentss

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860437 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:36

ohh lookeh the next page

myman47 | 0

#860598 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:19

haha yeah is skaterkid here?

RaKum12 | 0

#862627 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:01

she's a fckin hoe

2hoesNaBagel | 0

#1016085 - Wednesday 2 June 2010 4:20

that's shitty dude I feel for you cheating sucks

canadianninja | 1

#3647164 - Sunday 27 November 2011 8:16

really...?

Phyre24 | 17

#3651701 - Monday 28 November 2011 5:46

Wow that was a LONG conversation! Rawrtastic you are amasing though (not trying to be creepy or awkward) I seriously had to scroll down 6 pages on my ipod to find the ending. It was quite amusing though so I guess it was worth it.

NotDave | 0

#3668118 - Thursday 1 December 2011 6:48

What the fuck.

lolfood | 24

#4750693 - Monday 30 July 2012 8:33

Why the fuck did I read all of that?

By thor89 | 0

#855276 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:01

Fuck you first damn there gos my life

moneypenny_fml | 0

#855767 - Sunday 14 February 2010 22:53

you away for two weeks • your girlfriend 4 dudes= a dirty whore that cheated on you

Almostskater22 | 0

#860441 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:37

haha woo! next page!

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860468 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:43

it's kinda sad how mny comments I posted
lol :/

Almostskater22 | 0

#860574 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:12

lol sad? or maybe just too pro! lol think about it :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860578 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:13

lol I stick wit sad :P

Almostskater22 | 0

#860595 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:18

lol ok can't argue so with the comments i put I must be 1/10 sad haha

myman47 | 0

#860608 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:21

is this rlly going down right now. skaterkid I know what urdoing. urdoing the same thing I was when. met her. I don't respect tht which means that I don't respect myself.

myman47 | 0

#860613 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:23

scratch that last
sentence

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860623 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:25

lol u don't respect urself :0

myman47 | 0

#860625 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:26

haha I scratched it, it's all good

Almostskater22 | 0

#860629 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:27

haha yeah I'm pretty confused but alrighty then

myman47 | 0

#860639 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:28

is almost skater kid for real? to pro to post over 100 comments? it's sad tht we are looking at other peoples fails throught life so to post one commer is sad but w/e

myman47 | 0

#860644 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:30

WHO SAYS ALRIGHTY?? DUDE U NEED HELP ON HOW TO MAKE A GIRL INTERESTED IN YOU!

Almostskater22 | 0

#860650 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:30

haha am I detecting some anger here?

myman47 | 0

#860654 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:31

I'll help you whatever you say I will make it sound less of a broadway musical on the next comment.

myman47 | 0

#860660 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:33

" am I feeling like I should
kick someones ass?" see less of a musical.even tho I will prob get pist if u say that i will respect u more

Almostskater22 | 0

#860662 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:33

haha now your just making no sense, I think you should relax

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860668 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:34

u tew shud luv each other moree

Almostskater22 | 0

#860686 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:37

I'm not a big fan of musicals

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860689 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:38

wtf?

Almostskater22 | 0

#860692 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:40

oh haha he said I was talking like I was in a musical ha

myman47 | 0

#860710 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:46

I hate tou

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860714 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:47

hmm I'm off for today gotta finsh sum hw..
and don't hate :)
ttyl

myman47 | 0

#860716 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:47

I'm not lovng this kid
he's weird. he just liked
jumped into our convo thinking
he's family

myman47 | 0

#860720 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:49

fukc if I know what your doing it isn't going to work and you know it

Almostskater22 | 0

#860723 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:50

ummm what am I trying to do? haha just having a nice conversation

myman47 | 0

#860724 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:51

so what kinda homework you doing on break ?

myman47 | 0

#860732 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:52

oh my god ! I hate yuo so much!

Almostskater22 | 0

#860744 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:56

I seriously don't know what I'm doing to be honest haha

myman47 | 0

#860756 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:01

imrawrtastic. ily

Almostskater22 | 0

#860765 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:02

is she your gf?

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860776 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:05

haha ily2 :P
now I'm off to sleep bai

myman47 | 0

#860778 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:06

ya only in my dreams pal. I'm peacing. bye

Almostskater22 | 0

#860785 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:08

haha hmm dream that must be nice, well take care

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860794 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:12

lol bai

Almostskater22 | 0

#860815 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:21

lol can I luv rawr too or no?!?

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860818 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:22

damn I'm on this site to much

Almostskater22 | 0

#860823 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:24

lol haha same same

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860847 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:33

lol I'm gonna go sleepp bai

Almostskater22 | 0

#860878 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:39

lol goodnight

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860945 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 6:04

damn it can't sleep

Almostskater22 | 0

#861157 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:46

lol me either :/

Almostskater22 | 0

#861166 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:52

If it makes you feel better I'm probably gonna get less sleep still haha

ImRawrtastic | 0

#861655 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:26

lol not reli..
but okai I'm off to skool

Almostskater22 | 0

#861928 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 14:51

lol how exciting me too :/

myman47 | 0

#862150 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:40

myman47 | 0

#862158 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:42

page 4 haha I gotta get of this site bye. I'm rawrtasitc Ily. and skaterkid. fukc off :p

myman47 | 0

#863097 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:32

fine I'm back only cuz I know imrawrtastic loves me

ImRawrtastic | 0

#863268 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:19

lol I do don't i!

myman47 | 0

#863356 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:50

haha well I can't blame u haha jk.

ImRawrtastic | 0

#863370 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:53

lmao ur rite

myman47 | 0

#863382 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:58

haha I feel like ur always sarcastic

Almostskater22 | 0

#863383 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:59

what's up rawr :) did you get plenty of sleep haha I sure didn't! and myman I missed you too hahaha

myman47 | 0

#863414 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:13

oh my k
god. kid stop!

Almostskater22 | 0

#863419 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:16

your not the only person that gets to talk I should be able to talk too

ImRawrtastic | 0

#863480 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:33

lol

myman47 | 0

#863580 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:50

dude like I don't know how to explain it. but
I hate you. you should have no right to talk

Almostskater22 | 0

#863711 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:14

lol I think I have plenty of right to talk :)
maybe your just jealous of me :) it's ok If you are

ImRawrtastic | 0

#863721 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:16

lmao

Almostskater22 | 0

#863733 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:19

I mean not trying to be mean just a thought lol

myman47 | 0

#863739 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:22

u have a babies face u

Almostskater22 | 0

#863743 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:23

I think rawr does too it's cute don't you think

myman47 | 0

#863903 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:09

no? I think she has a pretty, mature face? it's pretty

myman47 | 0

#863924 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:12

it's weird how u call her rawr like u know her?

Almostskater22 | 0

#863942 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:17

haha I think it's a cute baby face :)
and I kinda have to call her that since that's what her fml account name is lol

myman47 | 0

#863979 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:26

not rlly u make it sound like she's ur gf. like rawr? y not rawrtastic or imrawrtastic or irt ?

Almostskater22 | 0

#863993 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:29

well i should be able to maybe I want to put rawr cuz I like that one more, and you call me skaterkid haha so it's the same thing

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864020 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:35

lol readin both of ur comments made my day

myman47 | 0

#864025 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:35

not rlly rawr is like saying hey baby u don't see me calling u hey snookums

Almostskater22 | 0

#864046 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:39

haha that's what I'm here for rawr :) and if I wanted to call her baby I would have just called her baby lol

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864084 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:48

lmao meh names Sophia..

myman47 | 0

#864085 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:48

bye

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864093 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:49

leavin?:o

myman47 | 0

#864094 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:49

nice to meet u Sofia but I can't handle this kid he's to big of a kiss up

Almostskater22 | 0

#864101 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:50

oh that's a cool name! the names zeke haha so I don't have to be called that guy or skaterkid

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864103 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:51

for real? lol

Almostskater22 | 0

#864112 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:52

kiss up? like 70% of the time I have been talking to you lol

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864113 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:53

that guy sounds much bettr btw

Almostskater22 | 0

#864125 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:56

haha probably

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864132 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:57

:P I think myman guy left

Almostskater22 | 0

#864138 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:58

haha well I think for now but he just needs a breather don't worry he will be back

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864158 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:03

haha I'm bored..
might leave to do sum epic things...lyk watch tv..,

Almostskater22 | 0

#864161 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:03

haha dang that is pretty epic not sure if I can handle something like that!

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864175 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:08

lmao but then again who can?:P

Almostskater22 | 0

#864194 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:13

lol that is true :D like I'm watching tv too but not epically haha!

myman47 | 0

#864198 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:14

owned

myman47 | 0

#864209 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:15

zike got owned haha kk I'm pced

Almostskater22 | 0

#864212 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:17

haha name is spelled wrong! and NO U lol

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864222 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:19

lol bai myman :P

Almostskater22 | 0

#864238 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:24

lol no he is angry face right

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864244 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:26

lol angry face?

Almostskater22 | 0

#864260 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:29

lol oh yeah angry face

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864269 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:32

lmao
angry faces fail :l

Almostskater22 | 0

#864287 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:36

haha aw I thought it was good

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864298 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:40

lol I'm sorry it's amazing!

Almostskater22 | 0

#864315 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:43

lol haha yes! I was hoping it would :D haha

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864339 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:49

lol notins in tv :((

myman47 | 0

#864346 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:50

bai!

Almostskater22 | 0

#864352 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:51

lol really? what shows you like?! haha I'm watching the office or scrubs

myman47 | 0

#864361 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:54

fuck u! I love scrubs fuck u u can't like it!

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864363 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:55

ohh ur still here :)
btw next pagee!

Almostskater22 | 0

#864364 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:56

haha I've watched it since like the beginning it's like my show but I think I prefer the office more

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864368 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:57

pshh I'm watchin daybreakers on meh laptop :l

myman47 | 0

#864371 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:58

no fck this I rlly like u Sofia it's a pretty name but ur the only reason y I come
back but this time
I'm done for real. btw skater
kid this website
is for 17 yrs older not fcking 9 yr olds

Almostskater22 | 0

#864373 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:59

haha dang laptop lucky just watching the office on my itouch

Almostskater22 | 0

#864384 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:01

well your off by 7 yrs I'm actually 16 but nice age guess though :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864385 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:02

haha Ty will nice talkin to u?:o

myman47 | 0

#864421 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:11

u too? 8D. <---- skater kids. 8===============D~~~~~~. <~~~ myman's. XD

Almostskater22 | 0

#864422 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:11

haha still watching day breakers?!?

Almostskater22 | 0

#864427 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:13

haha very mature myguy it was sooo funny it made me want to go watch more scrubs!

myman47 | 0

#864450 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:19

haha yeah while ur at it grow a dick :( ut oh

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864452 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:19

yea buh I'm lyk fallin alseep ttyl?

Almostskater22 | 0

#864479 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:25

haha it thought you were gonna go but obviously you like talking to me

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864482 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:26

btw drawing penisis is a bit disturbing..
buh yea gnite

myman47 | 0

#864497 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:29

idrc. bye

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864501 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:29

ur pretty ok zeke :P

Almostskater22 | 0

#864511 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:32

oh and your pretty ok yourself :D

Almostskater22 | 0

#864516 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:33

pretty ok is good enough for me lol!

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864525 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:36

haha well i'm lyk super sleepy so yea gnite
no Matter how ok u r Ima logg:P
ttyl

Almostskater22 | 0

#864529 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:38

haha alright goodnight! I should be getting some sleep too! some epic sleep! lol :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864538 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:42

lol epic sleep sounds fun..nah jp:)
okai now I'm not comin bak till tmmrw so don't
miss meh to much!!

Almostskater22 | 0

#864542 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:44

lol ok I will try to restrain myself from missing you a bunch :D goodnight and sweetdreams

myman47 | 0

#864611 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:15

btw I'm turning 15. thought I should say that. and I can still sound less of a fag then u. sweetdteams sugarplum :D

Almostskater22 | 0

#864648 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:34

your still pretty immature haha

Almostskater22 | 0

#864656 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:36

haha and what happened to this is the last time I'm gonna write? this is like your 3rd last time lol well night

ImRawrtastic | 0

#866739 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:37

lol hmm in sadly bak on this site :l

Almostskater22 | 0

#867212 - Thursday 18 February 2010 1:58

haha me too did you atleast have a good day?!

ImRawrtastic | 0

#867232 - Thursday 18 February 2010 2:04

lol mhmm hbu?:P

Almostskater22 | 0

#867254 - Thursday 18 February 2010 2:10

haha it was kinda good except for one class I knocked out and woke up at the end of it lol :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#867370 - Thursday 18 February 2010 2:47

lol wow that's uhmm..idk wat to say :P
get sum sleep..?:)

Almostskater22 | 0

#867398 - Thursday 18 February 2010 2:56

lol yeah I need too but always up watching tv haha I never learn :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#867414 - Thursday 18 February 2010 3:00

haha one day ull learn the hard wayy

Almostskater22 | 0

#867417 - Thursday 18 February 2010 3:01

haha I know I'm just that cool :) lol naw I'm tooo lame

ImRawrtastic | 0

#867488 - Thursday 18 February 2010 3:30

lol it's getin annoying postin these comments >.<

Almostskater22 | 0

#867497 - Thursday 18 February 2010 3:34

lol I know it really does times a billion!! haha

ImRawrtastic | 0

#867517 - Thursday 18 February 2010 3:45

lol hmm got an aim?:P

ImRawrtastic | 0

#867531 - Thursday 18 February 2010 3:50

no wait I sound lyk a stalkerr

Almostskater22 | 0

#867563 - Thursday 18 February 2010 3:58

lol no no it's fine i must be a stalker too cuz I was gonna ask you the same thing lol

Almostskater22 | 0

#867571 - Thursday 18 February 2010 4:00

lol my aim thing username is raikiri022 add me lol :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#867586 - Thursday 18 February 2010 4:03

lol mkai lemme add uu

myman47 | 0

#867676 - Thursday 18 February 2010 4:23

u guys are both idiots. one of u guys are not who u say u r. I wasn't but skaterkid u just put ur aim to everyone who looks at fml. and idk inrawrtastic u sound a little bit odd I mean your 16 have a really Hott pic. idk it doesn't sound right

Almostskater22 | 0

#867809 - Thursday 18 February 2010 4:58

haha you get mad real easily and I'm taking this is going to be your last and final 4th time or did you just miss me :)

myman47 | 0

#867874 - Thursday 18 February 2010 5:15

I'm just saying one of u guys r full of shit

Almostskater22 | 0

#867881 - Thursday 18 February 2010 5:20

maybe it's just you for getting mad at people over the Internet lol

myman47 | 0

#867991 - Thursday 18 February 2010 5:58

that doesn't even make any sence

Almostskater22 | 0

#868014 - Thursday 18 February 2010 6:06

haha sure sure what ever makes you feel better lol

Almostskater22 | 0

#868020 - Thursday 18 February 2010 6:10

hey next page lol

myman47 | 0

#868050 - Thursday 18 February 2010 6:22

looks like "rawr" got tired of us. oh well byr

Almostskater22 | 0

#868156 - Thursday 18 February 2010 7:13

lol I'm still talking to RAWR cuz she is awesome :) she just doesn't talk to you haha night night gonna go watch my fav show scrubs

myman47 | 0

#868937 - Thursday 18 February 2010 16:08

u do that i'm gunna go ski

ImRawrtastic | 0

#870229 - Friday 19 February 2010 0:50

lol I still come oonn..

Almostskater22 | 0

#870567 - Friday 19 February 2010 2:13

cool and i'm gonna skateboard :) lol

myman47 | 0

#870890 - Friday 19 February 2010 3:47

ImRawrtastic | 0

#870924 - Friday 19 February 2010 4:00

ohh so u do skate ?lmao nice

Almostskater22 | 0

#871047 - Friday 19 February 2010 4:32

lol yeah I'm alright got kickflips in just trying to do Tre flips :)

myman47 | 0

#871107 - Friday 19 February 2010 4:51

dude that's fucking ill richous. outragous

Almostskater22 | 0

#871148 - Friday 19 February 2010 5:02

improper spelling but it's ok cuz your complimenting how awesome I am at skating :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#873640 - Saturday 20 February 2010 0:03

don't make him feel bad
lol

myman47 | 0

#874522 - Saturday 20 February 2010 5:37

haha idrc

myman47 | 0

#875730 - Saturday 20 February 2010 16:37

I'm not offended by a kid who takes his pic through his bathroom mirror. dude I only see girls do that

ImRawrtastic | 0

#877054 - Sunday 21 February 2010 0:23

wow

myman47 | 0

#877397 - Sunday 21 February 2010 2:21

Almostskater22 | 0

#879962 - Sunday 21 February 2010 22:10

haha atleast I have something up :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#880791 - Monday 22 February 2010 3:20

lol

myman47 | 0

#890216 - Thursday 25 February 2010 3:27

ImRawrtastic | 0

#897483 - Saturday 27 February 2010 15:35

tonite...
nah jk jk

Misguided_Ghost | 0

#899773 - Sunday 28 February 2010 7:53

you don't really sound right; no offense.
you come talk to these people like you know them for life, and say ily. These guys are like what 17 and your just turning 15. but I think this is really funny.
they're just two people who just want to stay in touch an be friends, but I think someones a bit jealous.

Misguided_Ghost | 0

#899774 - Sunday 28 February 2010 7:55

the funniest shit is; is that you don't know them well enough to be jealous. it's you that's the complete idiot and the strange one. they we're the first ones to tell they're real age first. so pawned! (;