Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with...

By CheatedOn - 14/2/2010 15:19 - Romania

Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with four men while I was two weeks away visiting my brother. She told me it was because she missed me so much. FML

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Intimacy

Season finale

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The end of the road

By Dgama - 17/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/8/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML

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By mimi - 27/9/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

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By - 26/2/2020 20:00

No thanks

Today, I ask the guy that I like if he want to go to lunch tomorrow at a local restaurant. He answer that he doesn't like their food. I think that's is a no. FML

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By Turnaround - 7/11/2014 12:28

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML

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By thatfatkid - 10/8/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML

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By Anonymous - 9/5/2013 16:30 - Saudi Arabia - Jiddah

Today, by pure chance, I found the website where my boyfriend has been getting all the cute, "original" romantic texts he sends me, including the one that made me fall in love with him to begin with. FML

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By FMeRight? - 28/12/2016 20:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me in front of his whole family with the ring his mother had helped him pick out. Two hours later, I found emails of nudes from another women that had been sent to him a week prior, on his phone. Our flight for home leaves in a week. FML

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By played - 21/6/2011 05:07 - Norway

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

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By superscript - 18/2/2015 03:40 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I found out that my boyfriend wasn't really bedridden sick on Valentine's Day. A Super Smash Bros game date with his friends was just more important. FML

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By alex - 13/3/2016 19:36 - United States - Seagrove

Today, I started a new job as a receptionist at a nursing home. When two men came in saying, "We're here for Mr. Christensen," I paged him to come to the front desk. Apparently, these men had come from the funeral home to pick up Mr. Christensen's body. I was completely unaware that anyone had died. FML

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By metalmusic - 5/7/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to the beach. His parents relentlessly tried to hook him with other girls, all the while knowing that we're dating. Their reasoning is that I'm not a 'real girlfriend.' FML

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By MikeyPeters - 13/3/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML

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By David Ryan - 11/9/2020 09:02 - United Kingdom

Brain worms

Today, I was walking by a neighbour when he said, "Is your dad home?" I swiftly replied, "I'm good thanks." FML

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By TheEnglishOne - 23/1/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

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By hawaiiansokkrboi - 19/4/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML

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By iprobablyhaveherpes - 20/10/2010 04:47 - Australia

Today, I was casually looking through my girlfriend's phone while she got ready, though she made me promise not to. To my confusion, I discovered that she had me listed as 'Saturday' in her contacts. There was also a Thursday, Friday and Sunday listed. I only ever see her on Saturdays. FML

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By Annie - 24/8/2015 08:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was lying on a couch, reading, when I noticed a spindly leg poking round the corner of my book. Upon realising it was a spider, I calmly and rationally threw my book across the room, breaking the TV. FML

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By Tyler - 3/8/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML

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By dak-rod423 - 15/10/2011 04:33 - United States

Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the park. The man said he didn't see me lying there. I was wearing a neon orange jacket. FML

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By ev_lyn_aw - 17/5/2017 04:00

Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML

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By DreDre - 12/12/2019 03:00

The charity

Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML

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By regret - 30/12/2020 01:00 - Australia - Warrnambool

My regret

Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML

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By Anonymous - 7/6/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up with really sore abs; not from working out at the gym, but because I've been coughing for 3 days straight and nothing is helping. Now every time I cough, it physically hurts. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/9/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I was in a college band rehearsal, and I get a call saying "your car was just hit by a tree!" I said "yeah, right", and hung up on her. Minutes later, the band manager walks in and tells me that my car is totaled. I then went and stood in the rain watching a tree get cut off my car. FML

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By lovesucks - 1/9/2009 12:52 - Australia

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 21:08 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML

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By JulesBlues - 9/7/2019 06:00

Today, I sat in my doctor's office and broke down, crying and shaking, with a blood pressure of 190, getting off my chest everything that has gone wrong in my life lately. To which the doctor, well into her sixties, replied, "My goodness, I've never met anyone with so many problems!" FML

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By IDIOT - 28/3/2014 20:11 - United States

Today, a would-be customer practically kicked my store door in, then got pissed and started throwing around insults after I told him that we were still closed, hence the closed sign. He claimed the sign was "confusing". FML

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By screwed - 22/12/2010 17:56 - Canada

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

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By last literate - 27/10/2011 16:15 - Canada

Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/5/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML

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By Andy - 4/4/2020 23:00

Stoners of the world unite!

Today, I came home to my 60-something year-old father, stoned off his ass, buck naked in our living room doing a spirited rendition of Girls Just Want to Have Fun with an Australian accent and a tambourine. The windows were open. The poor neighborhood children will most likely need therapy. FML

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By shewantsmedead - 26/1/2017 18:00

Today, I ran into my mother-in-law, who I absolutely can't stand, with my car at 5mph by accident. She jumped out in front of me after a particularly nasty argument, but my husband won't believe me and neither will the police. FML

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By cheatingapparently - 20/6/2020 23:06

Occam's razor

Today, I got an A+ on a writing assignment. My teacher asked me three times if I really did write this article myself, and didn't memorise an article from the Internet. FML

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By silkysmooth - 31/10/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, I was almost out of conditioner, despite having just bought some. Apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to condition his pubes. He thinks doing this will make me want to give him more blowjobs. FML

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By RandomMe - 26/2/2016 08:00 - Cambodia - Sihanouk

Today, I was craving some popcorn, so I went to the supermarket and bought the microwaveable type. When I got home, I remembered I didn't have a microwave. FML

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By biker2012 - 1/6/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, there was a parents bike race on the track at my high school for a fundraiser. My dad entered, and ended up winning. He did his victory dance with a massive erection showing through his spandex. Just about all of my friends, teachers, other parents, and the hot soccer team saw. FML

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By anonymous - 19/10/2011 12:19 - Australia

Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended I didn't continue a relationship with my girlfriend. I thought she wanted to go out with me which I was hoping for, for a long time. Turns out she wanted to go out with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2010 06:47 - United States

Today, for my Teen Living class, all the students got a fake baby. In order to stop the baby from crying, you have to use the bracelet they provide. I lost the bracelet. I have the baby all weekend. FML

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Top comments

By Icarus_II | 0

#855310 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:05

She missed you oh so dearly that she shagged other men. Such a loyal girlfriend, almost brings a tear to my eye. Almost.

By CallMeHush | 0

#855346 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:12

Skank Alert!

Move on but remember, you can always go back and hit that easy piece again. I doubt her knees have been together for awhile.

COMMENTS

By walkerellis | 0

#855258 - Sunday 14 February 2010 19:59

first

afarr | 0

#855271 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:00

troll. wow shes a slut.

garrettjordan | 0

#855275 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:01

hahaha what a whore

roadie42 | 21

#855282 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:02

two weeks? i agree.

callicoat | 0

#855293 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:03

she slept with me.

ImRawrtastic | 0

#855313 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:05

rnt u happy u broke up wit that hoe

ajthere4u | 0

#855355 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:14

omg
u was goin to type the exact same comment
it's like we are twins by brain
lol

Nsnlover | 0

#855418 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:27

ydi

ImRawrtastic | 0

#855699 - Sunday 14 February 2010 22:01

haha ty

soapopera92 | 4

#855958 - Monday 15 February 2010 0:14

Totally!

myman47 | 0

#856634 - Monday 15 February 2010 3:28

ur soo hott I love u

myman47 | 0

#856641 - Monday 15 February 2010 3:31

to #9

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856701 - Monday 15 February 2010 3:58

lol thankss..

myman47 | 0

#856726 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:08

haha no problem

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856747 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:16

ohh I thought u were joking rofl

myman47 | 0

#856776 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:24

haha well if that's rlly u. how can I be lol

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856802 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:28

lol thanks

myman47 | 0

#856824 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:33

haha np again

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856843 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:38

myman47 | 0

#856868 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:45

haha ly2

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856875 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:49

I feel luved?
lmao

myman47 | 0

#856890 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:56

haha do u

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856898 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:01

lol depends r u sum 70yr old man
:P

myman47 | 0

#856914 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:06

ya def. haha. I'm 70 yes old and I go on fml to hit on girls haha

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856917 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:07

then I totaly feel luved
rofl

myman47 | 0

#856925 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:10

Hahaha i feel the love too

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856933 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:13

lol oohh cuz it vday!!:)

myman47 | 0

#856938 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:17

yeah. except it sux vise I don't have a gf hahah u ?

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856946 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:19

lol I'm straight
buh nope

myman47 | 0

#856952 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:20

haha just
making sure
ur
streight lol. not rlly I wouldn't care I think ?

subieguy | 0

#856959 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:23

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856966 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:24

lol nah straight I don't turn myself on rofl

myman47 | 0

#856969 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:25

haha well same here
haha

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856976 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:29

lmao he wants sum vday luf!

myman47 | 0

#856988 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:34

fine 106 ill be your
valentine sorry imrawrtastic :(. hahah

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856992 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:36

lol that was a total <3

myman47 | 0

#857004 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:38

I'm sorry I can't five
everyone love hahaha. if 106 doesntt say yes. I guess
I'm stuck with u

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857010 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:40

lol stuck?:(
rofl to think u were straight!:P

myman47 | 0

#857023 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:43

hahahaha. I'm jk. ur def my valentine aha sry 106. btr luck nxt time

myman47 | 0

#857029 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:45

and no way is that u In ur pic if so holy fucking
god ur hott lol

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857031 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:46

lmao I feel luved again X)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857037 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:47

yea it's me lol

myman47 | 0

#857048 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:51

what! that's u and ur single? Jesus I'm suprised ur not bi haha all the girls will be on u too haha

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857053 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:53

lol girls on girls is a bit uhmm..
plus I play hard to get ;)
lmao jk

myman47 | 0

#857060 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:55

haha I noticed. ;). lol

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857063 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:56

lmao i'm so sleeppy

myman47 | 0

#857078 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:00

same. where u from ?

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857090 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:03

america an if u mean which state Virginia.
:P hbu?

myman47 | 0

#857096 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:05

I'm from ny. but fir break I'm in telluride Colorado. I know it's like the worst thing fir a girl to be asked but since u look pretty young
how
old
are u.

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857102 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:06

lmao well that's not very safe tellin u my age lmao
I'm 16 and u?

myman47 | 0

#857105 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:07

haha. well I'm a 70 yrold man like u said b4 haha. nah I'm 15

xlostwithoutu | 0

#857111 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:09

Wow happy valentines day

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857114 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:10

lol 70sounded much sexier :)
but yea my bday was yesterday!X)

myman47 | 0

#857120 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:13

haha happy b-day. a day b4 valentines day! thts sick.

myman47 | 0

#857128 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:16

haha this sounds rlly weird so u can say no if u don't feel comfertable bit u gotta facebook?

myman47 | 0

#857134 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:17

I'm wiped. I'll talk to u tmrw byeee

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857135 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:18

lol ok byee

babybubz | 0

#857306 - Monday 15 February 2010 7:48

way to fill the FML with your lame conversation......

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857350 - Monday 15 February 2010 8:18

Ty :/..

Almostskater22 | 0

#857683 - Monday 15 February 2010 10:34

ha maybe she's just jealous cuz she couldn't come up with a page long conversation haha and you managed too ;)

rob3 | 0

#857776 - Monday 15 February 2010 11:40

holy shit stfu u dumb motherfucking ugly virgin loser

myman47 | 0

#858207 - Monday 15 February 2010 15:29

wat?

myman47 | 0

#858212 - Monday 15 February 2010 15:31

and babybubz. what's wrong w/ ur face

ImRawrtastic | 0

#858292 - Monday 15 February 2010 16:05

meanyy

myman47 | 0

#858353 - Monday 15 February 2010 16:28

haha welllllllll

ImRawrtastic | 0

#858358 - Monday 15 February 2010 16:30

not u lmao rob3 perosnn

ImRawrtastic | 0

#858362 - Monday 15 February 2010 16:32

not u lol robe person

ImRawrtastic | 0

#858374 - Monday 15 February 2010 16:36

well wat : P

myman47 | 0

#858464 - Monday 15 February 2010 16:49

haha no I thought u ment me lol. yeah WTF is wring with rob perosn fml is def his life he gets mad because he wants to read the comments to the accuall fml. but he's a dick so whatever haha

ImRawrtastic | 0

#858521 - Monday 15 February 2010 17:00

lol he probaly jelouse he didn't get to hve a long convo wit u!lol

myman47 | 0

#858675 - Monday 15 February 2010 17:39

haha I feel loved again aain what about u I mean almostskater kid
gave u some
mad props.

ImRawrtastic | 0

#858774 - Monday 15 February 2010 18:12

lmao well babybuz seems pretty intresting makin me jelouse lmao
jk

TheBreaKer_fml | 0

#859030 - Monday 15 February 2010 19:47

FGAS probably

ImRawrtastic | 0

#859040 - Monday 15 February 2010 19:53

myman47 | 0

#859170 - Monday 15 February 2010 20:27

hahaha ya well she should b jealous wen u look like tht

myman47 | 0

#859196 - Monday 15 February 2010 20:34

to Imrawrtastic. and # 164 back off she's mine hahahah jk

myman47 | 0

#859217 - Monday 15 February 2010 20:38

my bad haha 162

myman47 | 0

#859250 - Monday 15 February 2010 20:47

o wait ur a girl? wiait wat lol

ImRawrtastic | 0

#859280 - Monday 15 February 2010 20:57

lol I'm urs!
rofllmao

ImRawrtastic | 0

#859290 - Monday 15 February 2010 20:59

lol 162 ur smexyful
too!:P

myman47 | 0

#859573 - Monday 15 February 2010 23:36

r u being sarcastic? haha

ImRawrtastic | 0

#859730 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:22

haha in a non homo way she is

myman47 | 0

#859738 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:24

I am so lost hahaha ily tho so it's k

iSwag | 0

#859750 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:29

well she did talk about you a lot...

myman47 | 0

#859754 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:31

what do u mean

ImRawrtastic | 0

#859798 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:43

ily2?rofl yea wat do u meann

myman47 | 0

#859810 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:46

haha I was jk bout the ily thing. but yeah u can't just keep us haning

ImRawrtastic | 0

#859830 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:53

I wasn't jking!:(
lol playin..
and haning?

Almostskater22 | 0

#860073 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:47

ha wow this convo is getting even longer and longer (that's what she said) haha keep it up :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860176 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:18

lol :P

Almostskater22 | 0

#860272 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:45

lol I'm having fun out of this ;) too awesome

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860279 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:46

lol..

Almostskater22 | 0

#860308 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:56

lol since no one is here to talk to you guess I should say hi haha so hi! :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860377 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:15

lmao hai
almost skater?lol

Almostskater22 | 0

#860382 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:17

lol name is confusing yeah I meant it that I skate almost it's a skateboard brand haha :)

myman47 | 0

#860389 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:18

wow rlly?

myman47 | 0

#860398 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:21

I kinda Liked u b4 skaterkid. but indeed I am the jealos type

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860404 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:25

lmao I stil luv u!
rofl :P

Almostskater22 | 0

#860405 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:25

don't need to worry were just having a conversation and nothing else it's all good

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860429 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:34

lmao almos done wit the second page wit our commentss

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860437 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:36

ohh lookeh the next page

myman47 | 0

#860598 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:19

haha yeah is skaterkid here?

RaKum12 | 0

#862627 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:01

she's a fckin hoe

2hoesNaBagel | 0

#1016085 - Wednesday 2 June 2010 4:20

that's shitty dude I feel for you cheating sucks

canadianninja | 1

#3647164 - Sunday 27 November 2011 8:16

really...?

Phyre24 | 17

#3651701 - Monday 28 November 2011 5:46

Wow that was a LONG conversation! Rawrtastic you are amasing though (not trying to be creepy or awkward) I seriously had to scroll down 6 pages on my ipod to find the ending. It was quite amusing though so I guess it was worth it.

NotDave | 0

#3668118 - Thursday 1 December 2011 6:48

What the fuck.

lolfood | 24

#4750693 - Monday 30 July 2012 8:33

Why the fuck did I read all of that?

By thor89 | 0

#855276 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:01

Fuck you first damn there gos my life

moneypenny_fml | 0

#855767 - Sunday 14 February 2010 22:53

you away for two weeks • your girlfriend 4 dudes= a dirty whore that cheated on you

Almostskater22 | 0

#860441 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:37

haha woo! next page!

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860468 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:43

it's kinda sad how mny comments I posted
lol :/

Almostskater22 | 0

#860574 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:12

lol sad? or maybe just too pro! lol think about it :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860578 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:13

lol I stick wit sad :P

Almostskater22 | 0

#860595 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:18

lol ok can't argue so with the comments i put I must be 1/10 sad haha

myman47 | 0

#860608 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:21

is this rlly going down right now. skaterkid I know what urdoing. urdoing the same thing I was when. met her. I don't respect tht which means that I don't respect myself.

myman47 | 0

#860613 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:23

scratch that last
sentence

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860623 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:25

lol u don't respect urself :0

myman47 | 0

#860625 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:26

haha I scratched it, it's all good

Almostskater22 | 0

#860629 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:27

haha yeah I'm pretty confused but alrighty then

myman47 | 0

#860639 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:28

is almost skater kid for real? to pro to post over 100 comments? it's sad tht we are looking at other peoples fails throught life so to post one commer is sad but w/e

myman47 | 0

#860644 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:30

WHO SAYS ALRIGHTY?? DUDE U NEED HELP ON HOW TO MAKE A GIRL INTERESTED IN YOU!

Almostskater22 | 0

#860650 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:30

haha am I detecting some anger here?

myman47 | 0

#860654 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:31

I'll help you whatever you say I will make it sound less of a broadway musical on the next comment.

myman47 | 0

#860660 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:33

" am I feeling like I should
kick someones ass?" see less of a musical.even tho I will prob get pist if u say that i will respect u more

Almostskater22 | 0

#860662 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:33

haha now your just making no sense, I think you should relax

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860668 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:34

u tew shud luv each other moree

Almostskater22 | 0

#860686 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:37

I'm not a big fan of musicals

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860689 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:38

wtf?

Almostskater22 | 0

#860692 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:40

oh haha he said I was talking like I was in a musical ha

myman47 | 0

#860710 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:46

I hate tou

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860714 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:47

hmm I'm off for today gotta finsh sum hw..
and don't hate :)
ttyl

myman47 | 0

#860716 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:47

I'm not lovng this kid
he's weird. he just liked
jumped into our convo thinking
he's family

myman47 | 0

#860720 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:49

fukc if I know what your doing it isn't going to work and you know it

Almostskater22 | 0

#860723 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:50

ummm what am I trying to do? haha just having a nice conversation

myman47 | 0

#860724 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:51

so what kinda homework you doing on break ?

myman47 | 0

#860732 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:52

oh my god ! I hate yuo so much!

Almostskater22 | 0

#860744 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:56

I seriously don't know what I'm doing to be honest haha

myman47 | 0

#860756 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:01

imrawrtastic. ily

Almostskater22 | 0

#860765 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:02

is she your gf?

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860776 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:05

haha ily2 :P
now I'm off to sleep bai

myman47 | 0

#860778 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:06

ya only in my dreams pal. I'm peacing. bye

Almostskater22 | 0

#860785 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:08

haha hmm dream that must be nice, well take care

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860794 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:12

lol bai

Almostskater22 | 0

#860815 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:21

lol can I luv rawr too or no?!?

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860818 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:22

damn I'm on this site to much

Almostskater22 | 0

#860823 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:24

lol haha same same

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860847 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:33

lol I'm gonna go sleepp bai

Almostskater22 | 0

#860878 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:39

lol goodnight

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860945 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 6:04

damn it can't sleep

Almostskater22 | 0

#861157 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:46

lol me either :/

Almostskater22 | 0

#861166 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:52

If it makes you feel better I'm probably gonna get less sleep still haha

ImRawrtastic | 0

#861655 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:26

lol not reli..
but okai I'm off to skool

Almostskater22 | 0

#861928 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 14:51

lol how exciting me too :/

myman47 | 0

#862150 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:40

myman47 | 0

#862158 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:42

page 4 haha I gotta get of this site bye. I'm rawrtasitc Ily. and skaterkid. fukc off :p

myman47 | 0

#863097 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:32

fine I'm back only cuz I know imrawrtastic loves me

ImRawrtastic | 0

#863268 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:19

lol I do don't i!

myman47 | 0

#863356 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:50

haha well I can't blame u haha jk.

ImRawrtastic | 0

#863370 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:53

lmao ur rite

myman47 | 0

#863382 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:58

haha I feel like ur always sarcastic

Almostskater22 | 0

#863383 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:59

what's up rawr :) did you get plenty of sleep haha I sure didn't! and myman I missed you too hahaha

myman47 | 0

#863414 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:13

oh my k
god. kid stop!

Almostskater22 | 0

#863419 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:16

your not the only person that gets to talk I should be able to talk too

ImRawrtastic | 0

#863480 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:33

lol

myman47 | 0

#863580 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:50

dude like I don't know how to explain it. but
I hate you. you should have no right to talk

Almostskater22 | 0

#863711 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:14

lol I think I have plenty of right to talk :)
maybe your just jealous of me :) it's ok If you are

ImRawrtastic | 0

#863721 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:16

lmao

Almostskater22 | 0

#863733 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:19

I mean not trying to be mean just a thought lol

myman47 | 0

#863739 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:22

u have a babies face u

Almostskater22 | 0

#863743 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:23

I think rawr does too it's cute don't you think

myman47 | 0

#863903 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:09

no? I think she has a pretty, mature face? it's pretty

myman47 | 0

#863924 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:12

it's weird how u call her rawr like u know her?

Almostskater22 | 0

#863942 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:17

haha I think it's a cute baby face :)
and I kinda have to call her that since that's what her fml account name is lol

myman47 | 0

#863979 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:26

not rlly u make it sound like she's ur gf. like rawr? y not rawrtastic or imrawrtastic or irt ?

Almostskater22 | 0

#863993 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:29

well i should be able to maybe I want to put rawr cuz I like that one more, and you call me skaterkid haha so it's the same thing

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864020 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:35

lol readin both of ur comments made my day

myman47 | 0

#864025 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:35

not rlly rawr is like saying hey baby u don't see me calling u hey snookums

Almostskater22 | 0

#864046 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:39

haha that's what I'm here for rawr :) and if I wanted to call her baby I would have just called her baby lol

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864084 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:48

lmao meh names Sophia..

myman47 | 0

#864085 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:48

bye

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864093 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:49

leavin?:o

myman47 | 0

#864094 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:49

nice to meet u Sofia but I can't handle this kid he's to big of a kiss up

Almostskater22 | 0

#864101 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:50

oh that's a cool name! the names zeke haha so I don't have to be called that guy or skaterkid

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864103 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:51

for real? lol

Almostskater22 | 0

#864112 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:52

kiss up? like 70% of the time I have been talking to you lol

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864113 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:53

that guy sounds much bettr btw

Almostskater22 | 0

#864125 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:56

haha probably

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864132 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:57

:P I think myman guy left

Almostskater22 | 0

#864138 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:58

haha well I think for now but he just needs a breather don't worry he will be back

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864158 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:03

haha I'm bored..
might leave to do sum epic things...lyk watch tv..,

Almostskater22 | 0

#864161 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:03

haha dang that is pretty epic not sure if I can handle something like that!

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864175 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:08

lmao but then again who can?:P

Almostskater22 | 0

#864194 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:13

lol that is true :D like I'm watching tv too but not epically haha!

myman47 | 0

#864198 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:14

owned

myman47 | 0

#864209 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:15

zike got owned haha kk I'm pced

Almostskater22 | 0

#864212 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:17

haha name is spelled wrong! and NO U lol

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864222 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:19

lol bai myman :P

Almostskater22 | 0

#864238 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:24

lol no he is angry face right

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864244 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:26

lol angry face?

Almostskater22 | 0

#864260 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:29

lol oh yeah angry face

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864269 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:32

lmao
angry faces fail :l

Almostskater22 | 0

#864287 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:36

haha aw I thought it was good

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864298 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:40

lol I'm sorry it's amazing!

Almostskater22 | 0

#864315 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:43

lol haha yes! I was hoping it would :D haha

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864339 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:49

lol notins in tv :((

myman47 | 0

#864346 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:50

bai!

Almostskater22 | 0

#864352 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:51

lol really? what shows you like?! haha I'm watching the office or scrubs

myman47 | 0

#864361 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:54

fuck u! I love scrubs fuck u u can't like it!

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864363 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:55

ohh ur still here :)
btw next pagee!

Almostskater22 | 0

#864364 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:56

haha I've watched it since like the beginning it's like my show but I think I prefer the office more

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864368 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:57

pshh I'm watchin daybreakers on meh laptop :l

myman47 | 0

#864371 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:58

no fck this I rlly like u Sofia it's a pretty name but ur the only reason y I come
back but this time
I'm done for real. btw skater
kid this website
is for 17 yrs older not fcking 9 yr olds

Almostskater22 | 0

#864373 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:59

haha dang laptop lucky just watching the office on my itouch

Almostskater22 | 0

#864384 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:01

well your off by 7 yrs I'm actually 16 but nice age guess though :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864385 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:02

haha Ty will nice talkin to u?:o

myman47 | 0

#864421 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:11

u too? 8D. <---- skater kids. 8===============D~~~~~~. <~~~ myman's. XD

Almostskater22 | 0

#864422 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:11

haha still watching day breakers?!?

Almostskater22 | 0

#864427 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:13

haha very mature myguy it was sooo funny it made me want to go watch more scrubs!

myman47 | 0

#864450 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:19

haha yeah while ur at it grow a dick :( ut oh

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864452 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:19

yea buh I'm lyk fallin alseep ttyl?

Almostskater22 | 0

#864479 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:25

haha it thought you were gonna go but obviously you like talking to me

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864482 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:26

btw drawing penisis is a bit disturbing..
buh yea gnite

myman47 | 0

#864497 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:29

idrc. bye

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864501 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:29

ur pretty ok zeke :P

Almostskater22 | 0

#864511 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:32

oh and your pretty ok yourself :D

Almostskater22 | 0

#864516 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:33

pretty ok is good enough for me lol!

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864525 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:36

haha well i'm lyk super sleepy so yea gnite
no Matter how ok u r Ima logg:P
ttyl

Almostskater22 | 0

#864529 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:38

haha alright goodnight! I should be getting some sleep too! some epic sleep! lol :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864538 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:42

lol epic sleep sounds fun..nah jp:)
okai now I'm not comin bak till tmmrw so don't
miss meh to much!!

Almostskater22 | 0

#864542 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:44

lol ok I will try to restrain myself from missing you a bunch :D goodnight and sweetdreams

myman47 | 0

#864611 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:15

btw I'm turning 15. thought I should say that. and I can still sound less of a fag then u. sweetdteams sugarplum :D

Almostskater22 | 0

#864648 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:34

your still pretty immature haha

Almostskater22 | 0

#864656 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:36

haha and what happened to this is the last time I'm gonna write? this is like your 3rd last time lol well night

ImRawrtastic | 0

#866739 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:37

lol hmm in sadly bak on this site :l

Almostskater22 | 0

#867212 - Thursday 18 February 2010 1:58

haha me too did you atleast have a good day?!

ImRawrtastic | 0

#867232 - Thursday 18 February 2010 2:04

lol mhmm hbu?:P

Almostskater22 | 0

#867254 - Thursday 18 February 2010 2:10

haha it was kinda good except for one class I knocked out and woke up at the end of it lol :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#867370 - Thursday 18 February 2010 2:47

lol wow that's uhmm..idk wat to say :P
get sum sleep..?:)

Almostskater22 | 0

#867398 - Thursday 18 February 2010 2:56

lol yeah I need too but always up watching tv haha I never learn :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#867414 - Thursday 18 February 2010 3:00

haha one day ull learn the hard wayy

Almostskater22 | 0

#867417 - Thursday 18 February 2010 3:01

haha I know I'm just that cool :) lol naw I'm tooo lame

ImRawrtastic | 0

#867488 - Thursday 18 February 2010 3:30

lol it's getin annoying postin these comments >.<

Almostskater22 | 0

#867497 - Thursday 18 February 2010 3:34

lol I know it really does times a billion!! haha

ImRawrtastic | 0

#867517 - Thursday 18 February 2010 3:45

lol hmm got an aim?:P

ImRawrtastic | 0

#867531 - Thursday 18 February 2010 3:50

no wait I sound lyk a stalkerr

Almostskater22 | 0

#867563 - Thursday 18 February 2010 3:58

lol no no it's fine i must be a stalker too cuz I was gonna ask you the same thing lol

Almostskater22 | 0

#867571 - Thursday 18 February 2010 4:00

lol my aim thing username is raikiri022 add me lol :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#867586 - Thursday 18 February 2010 4:03

lol mkai lemme add uu

myman47 | 0

#867676 - Thursday 18 February 2010 4:23

u guys are both idiots. one of u guys are not who u say u r. I wasn't but skaterkid u just put ur aim to everyone who looks at fml. and idk inrawrtastic u sound a little bit odd I mean your 16 have a really Hott pic. idk it doesn't sound right

Almostskater22 | 0

#867809 - Thursday 18 February 2010 4:58

haha you get mad real easily and I'm taking this is going to be your last and final 4th time or did you just miss me :)

myman47 | 0

#867874 - Thursday 18 February 2010 5:15

I'm just saying one of u guys r full of shit

Almostskater22 | 0

#867881 - Thursday 18 February 2010 5:20

maybe it's just you for getting mad at people over the Internet lol

myman47 | 0

#867991 - Thursday 18 February 2010 5:58

that doesn't even make any sence

Almostskater22 | 0

#868014 - Thursday 18 February 2010 6:06

haha sure sure what ever makes you feel better lol

Almostskater22 | 0

#868020 - Thursday 18 February 2010 6:10

hey next page lol

myman47 | 0

#868050 - Thursday 18 February 2010 6:22

looks like "rawr" got tired of us. oh well byr

Almostskater22 | 0

#868156 - Thursday 18 February 2010 7:13

lol I'm still talking to RAWR cuz she is awesome :) she just doesn't talk to you haha night night gonna go watch my fav show scrubs

myman47 | 0

#868937 - Thursday 18 February 2010 16:08

u do that i'm gunna go ski

ImRawrtastic | 0

#870229 - Friday 19 February 2010 0:50

lol I still come oonn..

Almostskater22 | 0

#870567 - Friday 19 February 2010 2:13

cool and i'm gonna skateboard :) lol

myman47 | 0

#870890 - Friday 19 February 2010 3:47

ImRawrtastic | 0

#870924 - Friday 19 February 2010 4:00

ohh so u do skate ?lmao nice

Almostskater22 | 0

#871047 - Friday 19 February 2010 4:32

lol yeah I'm alright got kickflips in just trying to do Tre flips :)

myman47 | 0

#871107 - Friday 19 February 2010 4:51

dude that's fucking ill richous. outragous

Almostskater22 | 0

#871148 - Friday 19 February 2010 5:02

improper spelling but it's ok cuz your complimenting how awesome I am at skating :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#873640 - Saturday 20 February 2010 0:03

don't make him feel bad
lol

myman47 | 0

#874522 - Saturday 20 February 2010 5:37

haha idrc

myman47 | 0

#875730 - Saturday 20 February 2010 16:37

I'm not offended by a kid who takes his pic through his bathroom mirror. dude I only see girls do that

ImRawrtastic | 0

#877054 - Sunday 21 February 2010 0:23

wow

myman47 | 0

#877397 - Sunday 21 February 2010 2:21

Almostskater22 | 0

#879962 - Sunday 21 February 2010 22:10

haha atleast I have something up :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#880791 - Monday 22 February 2010 3:20

lol

myman47 | 0

#890216 - Thursday 25 February 2010 3:27

ImRawrtastic | 0

#897483 - Saturday 27 February 2010 15:35

tonite...
nah jk jk

Misguided_Ghost | 0

#899773 - Sunday 28 February 2010 7:53

you don't really sound right; no offense.
you come talk to these people like you know them for life, and say ily. These guys are like what 17 and your just turning 15. but I think this is really funny.
they're just two people who just want to stay in touch an be friends, but I think someones a bit jealous.

Misguided_Ghost | 0

#899774 - Sunday 28 February 2010 7:55

the funniest shit is; is that you don't know them well enough to be jealous. it's you that's the complete idiot and the strange one. they we're the first ones to tell they're real age first. so pawned! (;