Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with...

By CheatedOn - Romania

Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with four men while I was two weeks away visiting my brother. She told me it was because she missed me so much. FML

I agree, your life sucks

28503

You deserved it

2379

Favorite

Intimacy

Proactive

Breaking Badly

Public transport FTW

By suckerrrrr - United States

Today, I bought a top with some other things. I went to the restroom and had diarrhea, but there was no toilet paper in the stall. I had to use the receipt from the store. I then realized the clerk hadn't put the top in the bag. I needed that receipt to get the top. FML

I agree, your life sucks

51129

You deserved it

14551

Favorite

By Courtney Micallef - 2/4/2020 08:00

Early learner

Today, I was teaching my one-year-old some new words. He pointed to the picture of the pig and said, "Mama". Guess I better start that diet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1418

You deserved it

280

Favorite

By Darryl - Australia - Tarragindi

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

35249

You deserved it

4919

Favorite

By Anonymous - United States - Prairie City

You Sexty Thing

Today, my girlfriend is upset with me for not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds "lol" to everything, which turns me off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

56992

You deserved it

6550

Favorite

By TooShortToCleanThat - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

I agree, your life sucks

31362

You deserved it

3739

Favorite

By Pita - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

I agree, your life sucks

28291

You deserved it

6546

Favorite

By anonymous - Australia

Today, I was stuck in a room with a man who was catching flies. That I could cope with, until he insisted on turning the lights out because it was 'stressing out' his flies. FML

I agree, your life sucks

25488

You deserved it

2378

Favorite

By Anonymous - 31/7/2020 02:03

Ouch

Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1043

You deserved it

479

Favorite

By ToiletTroubles - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking some clothes downstairs to wash, when my mum stopped me. She accused me of sleeping around and trying to hide something, since she did the washing yesterday. She made me admit in front of the whole family that I'd been "surprised" by a case of diarrhea. FML

I agree, your life sucks

44984

You deserved it

3108

Favorite

By bilol - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any European guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML

I agree, your life sucks

68821

You deserved it

6876

Favorite

By Anonymous - 18/6/2020 02:03

Jaws 2: A Pig in the City

Today, after a childhood of battling bad teeth and cavities, I'm an overzealous brusher. I found out that I have cavities in all quadrants of my mouth from over-brushing, which will need multiple appointments to fill. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1351

You deserved it

203

Favorite

By Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

I agree, your life sucks

14268

You deserved it

55970

Favorite

By firefighter - United States

Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML

I agree, your life sucks

11105

You deserved it

45226

Favorite

By FrOsTy25

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

50662

You deserved it

7612

Favorite

By Anonymous - United States - San Francisco

Today, a customer filed a complaint against me because my coworker took too long to do a price check. I hate my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks

21110

You deserved it

1316

Favorite

By alexa - Germany - N?rnberg

Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks

26960

You deserved it

2617

Favorite

By Nick - United States

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

I agree, your life sucks

28415

You deserved it

5556

Favorite

By douchetard - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby. I never knew she had hernias repaired and said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence. FML

I agree, your life sucks

38472

You deserved it

134314

Favorite

By anonya - United States - Madera

Today, I made the mistake of telling my dentist that my dog died. She spent the next half-hour talking about her pets and how they died. I ended up crying in her dentist's chair. FML

I agree, your life sucks

23789

You deserved it

3074

Favorite

By random0605 - United States

Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream I was buying was for my wife. I wish I could've said yes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

26799

You deserved it

4204

Favorite

By nomorexbox - United States

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

44943

You deserved it

13425

Favorite

By duuuuude - United States

Today, I was home alone while my mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower, and I noticed my mom left her douche in there. After, I texted her telling her what I found and that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It came from my vagina, like you and your sister." FML

I agree, your life sucks

50876

You deserved it

23217

Favorite

By Anonymous - United States

Today, I got in line for my flight to visit a friend in England. My mom was there to see me off, and decided to shout "No sex!" while waving, in front of at least a hundred people who will very likely be sharing the transatlantic flight with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

30652

You deserved it

3093

Favorite

By moobysrocks - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

I agree, your life sucks

23991

You deserved it

9587

Favorite

By Confused - United States - Irvine

Today, I met up with an old friend of mine who acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time, but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily, so when he showed up I could only see him as his TV character and not as my friend. I ended up calling him by his character's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks

44609

You deserved it

14603

Favorite

By proteinboy - United States

Today, I waited for 20 minutes to get a cab outside grand central station in New York (it was raining). Finally, to my relief, I found a cab but when I got in I let a little fart slip. Two minutes later the cabby kicked me out of his cab because I stunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks

11674

You deserved it

30332

Favorite

By dirtythief - Philippines - San Juan

Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML

I agree, your life sucks

49488

You deserved it

3120

Favorite

By Anonymous - United States - Roxboro

Today, my girlfriend cornered me and asked if I'm gay. I said no and asked why she even had any doubts. Apparently me being depressed and crying over my grandmother's death is "faggish" and means I want to have sex with men. Who knew? FML

I agree, your life sucks

30986

You deserved it

1886

Favorite

By Lennie Mcfish - 9/4/2020 14:00

Drinking is bad for you, most of the time

Today, while at a party, my extremely drunk crush came up to me and told me she had a crush on me. She then wanted to have sex with me while she drunk, but since she was under the influence I didn't. Later, when I told her about it, she say denied the fact that she likes me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

2476

You deserved it

379

Favorite

By Snowzies - United Kingdom

Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML

I agree, your life sucks

37877

You deserved it

2291

Favorite

By Anonymous - United States

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

I agree, your life sucks

19503

You deserved it

49206

Favorite

By Eponine13

Today, I thought it would be fun to climb a tree. My older sister also thought it would be fun to set the tree on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1848

You deserved it

163

Favorite

By TheOtherWoman - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks

39902

You deserved it

12754

Favorite

By bob - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I learned that I do not possess the upper body, core, or leg strength to hold my girlfriend up during sex. I simultaneously collapsed and dropped her onto her coffee table. We are now both being treated at the hospital; her for glass wounds, me for a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks

18266

You deserved it

31386

Favorite

By unknown - United States - Tulare

Today, I was walking to the gym when the woman in front of me dropped some cash. I picked it up and tried to get her attention. She saw the money and thought I was trying to pay her to sleep with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

57874

You deserved it

4468

Favorite

By oldskoolgrl - United States

Today, I was denied acceptance to The University of Georgia. I was down all day so I decided to go to a party my friend was throwing. Thinking it would cheer me up, as soon as I arrive all I see is colleges on shirts, hats, and sweatshirts, most being UGA. It was a college acceptance party. FML

I agree, your life sucks

62952

You deserved it

7838

Favorite

By Username - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

I agree, your life sucks

54893

You deserved it

4788

Favorite

By wut - United States

Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML

I agree, your life sucks

27519

You deserved it

3483

Favorite

By Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

76463

You deserved it

8661

Favorite

By Noname - United States

Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks

32448

You deserved it

3463

Favorite

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By Icarus_II | 0

#855310 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:05

She missed you oh so dearly that she shagged other men. Such a loyal girlfriend, almost brings a tear to my eye. Almost.

By CallMeHush | 0

#855346 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:12

Skank Alert!

Move on but remember, you can always go back and hit that easy piece again. I doubt her knees have been together for awhile.

COMMENTS

By walkerellis | 0

#855258 - Sunday 14 February 2010 19:59

first

afarr | 0

#855271 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:00

troll. wow shes a slut.

garrettjordan | 0

#855275 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:01

hahaha what a whore

roadie42 | 21

#855282 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:02

two weeks? i agree.

callicoat | 0

#855293 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:03

she slept with me.

ImRawrtastic | 0

#855313 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:05

rnt u happy u broke up wit that hoe

ajthere4u | 0

#855355 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:14

omg
u was goin to type the exact same comment
it's like we are twins by brain
lol

Nsnlover | 0

#855418 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:27

ydi

ImRawrtastic | 0

#855699 - Sunday 14 February 2010 22:01

haha ty

soapopera92 | 4

#855958 - Monday 15 February 2010 0:14

Totally!

myman47 | 0

#856634 - Monday 15 February 2010 3:28

ur soo hott I love u

myman47 | 0

#856641 - Monday 15 February 2010 3:31

to #9

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856701 - Monday 15 February 2010 3:58

lol thankss..

myman47 | 0

#856726 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:08

haha no problem

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856747 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:16

ohh I thought u were joking rofl

myman47 | 0

#856776 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:24

haha well if that's rlly u. how can I be lol

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856802 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:28

lol thanks

myman47 | 0

#856824 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:33

haha np again

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856843 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:38

myman47 | 0

#856868 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:45

haha ly2

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856875 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:49

I feel luved?
lmao

myman47 | 0

#856890 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:56

haha do u

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856898 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:01

lol depends r u sum 70yr old man
:P

myman47 | 0

#856914 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:06

ya def. haha. I'm 70 yes old and I go on fml to hit on girls haha

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856917 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:07

then I totaly feel luved
rofl

myman47 | 0

#856925 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:10

Hahaha i feel the love too

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856933 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:13

lol oohh cuz it vday!!:)

myman47 | 0

#856938 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:17

yeah. except it sux vise I don't have a gf hahah u ?

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856946 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:19

lol I'm straight
buh nope

myman47 | 0

#856952 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:20

haha just
making sure
ur
streight lol. not rlly I wouldn't care I think ?

subieguy | 0

#856959 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:23

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856966 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:24

lol nah straight I don't turn myself on rofl

myman47 | 0

#856969 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:25

haha well same here
haha

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856976 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:29

lmao he wants sum vday luf!

myman47 | 0

#856988 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:34

fine 106 ill be your
valentine sorry imrawrtastic :(. hahah

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856992 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:36

lol that was a total <3

myman47 | 0

#857004 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:38

I'm sorry I can't five
everyone love hahaha. if 106 doesntt say yes. I guess
I'm stuck with u

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857010 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:40

lol stuck?:(
rofl to think u were straight!:P

myman47 | 0

#857023 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:43

hahahaha. I'm jk. ur def my valentine aha sry 106. btr luck nxt time

myman47 | 0

#857029 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:45

and no way is that u In ur pic if so holy fucking
god ur hott lol

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857031 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:46

lmao I feel luved again X)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857037 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:47

yea it's me lol

myman47 | 0

#857048 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:51

what! that's u and ur single? Jesus I'm suprised ur not bi haha all the girls will be on u too haha

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857053 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:53

lol girls on girls is a bit uhmm..
plus I play hard to get ;)
lmao jk

myman47 | 0

#857060 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:55

haha I noticed. ;). lol

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857063 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:56

lmao i'm so sleeppy

myman47 | 0

#857078 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:00

same. where u from ?

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857090 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:03

america an if u mean which state Virginia.
:P hbu?

myman47 | 0

#857096 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:05

I'm from ny. but fir break I'm in telluride Colorado. I know it's like the worst thing fir a girl to be asked but since u look pretty young
how
old
are u.

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857102 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:06

lmao well that's not very safe tellin u my age lmao
I'm 16 and u?

myman47 | 0

#857105 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:07

haha. well I'm a 70 yrold man like u said b4 haha. nah I'm 15

xlostwithoutu | 0

#857111 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:09

Wow happy valentines day

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857114 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:10

lol 70sounded much sexier :)
but yea my bday was yesterday!X)

myman47 | 0

#857120 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:13

haha happy b-day. a day b4 valentines day! thts sick.

myman47 | 0

#857128 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:16

haha this sounds rlly weird so u can say no if u don't feel comfertable bit u gotta facebook?

myman47 | 0

#857134 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:17

I'm wiped. I'll talk to u tmrw byeee

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857135 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:18

lol ok byee

babybubz | 0

#857306 - Monday 15 February 2010 7:48

way to fill the FML with your lame conversation......

ImRawrtastic | 0

#857350 - Monday 15 February 2010 8:18

Ty :/..

Almostskater22 | 0

#857683 - Monday 15 February 2010 10:34

ha maybe she's just jealous cuz she couldn't come up with a page long conversation haha and you managed too ;)

rob3 | 0

#857776 - Monday 15 February 2010 11:40

holy shit stfu u dumb motherfucking ugly virgin loser

myman47 | 0

#858207 - Monday 15 February 2010 15:29

wat?

myman47 | 0

#858212 - Monday 15 February 2010 15:31

and babybubz. what's wrong w/ ur face

ImRawrtastic | 0

#858292 - Monday 15 February 2010 16:05

meanyy

myman47 | 0

#858353 - Monday 15 February 2010 16:28

haha welllllllll

ImRawrtastic | 0

#858358 - Monday 15 February 2010 16:30

not u lmao rob3 perosnn

ImRawrtastic | 0

#858362 - Monday 15 February 2010 16:32

not u lol robe person

ImRawrtastic | 0

#858374 - Monday 15 February 2010 16:36

well wat : P

myman47 | 0

#858464 - Monday 15 February 2010 16:49

haha no I thought u ment me lol. yeah WTF is wring with rob perosn fml is def his life he gets mad because he wants to read the comments to the accuall fml. but he's a dick so whatever haha

ImRawrtastic | 0

#858521 - Monday 15 February 2010 17:00

lol he probaly jelouse he didn't get to hve a long convo wit u!lol

myman47 | 0

#858675 - Monday 15 February 2010 17:39

haha I feel loved again aain what about u I mean almostskater kid
gave u some
mad props.

ImRawrtastic | 0

#858774 - Monday 15 February 2010 18:12

lmao well babybuz seems pretty intresting makin me jelouse lmao
jk

TheBreaKer_fml | 0

#859030 - Monday 15 February 2010 19:47

FGAS probably

ImRawrtastic | 0

#859040 - Monday 15 February 2010 19:53

myman47 | 0

#859170 - Monday 15 February 2010 20:27

hahaha ya well she should b jealous wen u look like tht

myman47 | 0

#859196 - Monday 15 February 2010 20:34

to Imrawrtastic. and # 164 back off she's mine hahahah jk

myman47 | 0

#859217 - Monday 15 February 2010 20:38

my bad haha 162

myman47 | 0

#859250 - Monday 15 February 2010 20:47

o wait ur a girl? wiait wat lol

ImRawrtastic | 0

#859280 - Monday 15 February 2010 20:57

lol I'm urs!
rofllmao

ImRawrtastic | 0

#859290 - Monday 15 February 2010 20:59

lol 162 ur smexyful
too!:P

myman47 | 0

#859573 - Monday 15 February 2010 23:36

r u being sarcastic? haha

ImRawrtastic | 0

#859730 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:22

haha in a non homo way she is

myman47 | 0

#859738 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:24

I am so lost hahaha ily tho so it's k

iSwag | 0

#859750 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:29

well she did talk about you a lot...

myman47 | 0

#859754 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:31

what do u mean

ImRawrtastic | 0

#859798 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:43

ily2?rofl yea wat do u meann

myman47 | 0

#859810 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:46

haha I was jk bout the ily thing. but yeah u can't just keep us haning

ImRawrtastic | 0

#859830 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:53

I wasn't jking!:(
lol playin..
and haning?

Almostskater22 | 0

#860073 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:47

ha wow this convo is getting even longer and longer (that's what she said) haha keep it up :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860176 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:18

lol :P

Almostskater22 | 0

#860272 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:45

lol I'm having fun out of this ;) too awesome

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860279 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:46

lol..

Almostskater22 | 0

#860308 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:56

lol since no one is here to talk to you guess I should say hi haha so hi! :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860377 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:15

lmao hai
almost skater?lol

Almostskater22 | 0

#860382 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:17

lol name is confusing yeah I meant it that I skate almost it's a skateboard brand haha :)

myman47 | 0

#860389 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:18

wow rlly?

myman47 | 0

#860398 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:21

I kinda Liked u b4 skaterkid. but indeed I am the jealos type

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860404 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:25

lmao I stil luv u!
rofl :P

Almostskater22 | 0

#860405 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:25

don't need to worry were just having a conversation and nothing else it's all good

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860429 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:34

lmao almos done wit the second page wit our commentss

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860437 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:36

ohh lookeh the next page

myman47 | 0

#860598 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:19

haha yeah is skaterkid here?

RaKum12 | 0

#862627 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:01

she's a fckin hoe

2hoesNaBagel | 0

#1016085 - Wednesday 2 June 2010 4:20

that's shitty dude I feel for you cheating sucks

canadianninja | 1

#3647164 - Sunday 27 November 2011 8:16

really...?

Phyre24 | 17

#3651701 - Monday 28 November 2011 5:46

Wow that was a LONG conversation! Rawrtastic you are amasing though (not trying to be creepy or awkward) I seriously had to scroll down 6 pages on my ipod to find the ending. It was quite amusing though so I guess it was worth it.

NotDave | 0

#3668118 - Thursday 1 December 2011 6:48

What the fuck.

lolfood | 24

#4750693 - Monday 30 July 2012 8:33

Why the fuck did I read all of that?

By thor89 | 0

#855276 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:01

Fuck you first damn there gos my life

moneypenny_fml | 0

#855767 - Sunday 14 February 2010 22:53

you away for two weeks • your girlfriend 4 dudes= a dirty whore that cheated on you

Almostskater22 | 0

#860441 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:37

haha woo! next page!

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860468 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:43

it's kinda sad how mny comments I posted
lol :/

Almostskater22 | 0

#860574 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:12

lol sad? or maybe just too pro! lol think about it :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860578 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:13

lol I stick wit sad :P

Almostskater22 | 0

#860595 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:18

lol ok can't argue so with the comments i put I must be 1/10 sad haha

myman47 | 0

#860608 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:21

is this rlly going down right now. skaterkid I know what urdoing. urdoing the same thing I was when. met her. I don't respect tht which means that I don't respect myself.

myman47 | 0

#860613 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:23

scratch that last
sentence

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860623 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:25

lol u don't respect urself :0

myman47 | 0

#860625 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:26

haha I scratched it, it's all good

Almostskater22 | 0

#860629 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:27

haha yeah I'm pretty confused but alrighty then

myman47 | 0

#860639 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:28

is almost skater kid for real? to pro to post over 100 comments? it's sad tht we are looking at other peoples fails throught life so to post one commer is sad but w/e

myman47 | 0

#860644 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:30

WHO SAYS ALRIGHTY?? DUDE U NEED HELP ON HOW TO MAKE A GIRL INTERESTED IN YOU!

Almostskater22 | 0

#860650 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:30

haha am I detecting some anger here?

myman47 | 0

#860654 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:31

I'll help you whatever you say I will make it sound less of a broadway musical on the next comment.

myman47 | 0

#860660 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:33

" am I feeling like I should
kick someones ass?" see less of a musical.even tho I will prob get pist if u say that i will respect u more

Almostskater22 | 0

#860662 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:33

haha now your just making no sense, I think you should relax

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860668 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:34

u tew shud luv each other moree

Almostskater22 | 0

#860686 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:37

I'm not a big fan of musicals

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860689 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:38

wtf?

Almostskater22 | 0

#860692 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:40

oh haha he said I was talking like I was in a musical ha

myman47 | 0

#860710 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:46

I hate tou

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860714 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:47

hmm I'm off for today gotta finsh sum hw..
and don't hate :)
ttyl

myman47 | 0

#860716 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:47

I'm not lovng this kid
he's weird. he just liked
jumped into our convo thinking
he's family

myman47 | 0

#860720 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:49

fukc if I know what your doing it isn't going to work and you know it

Almostskater22 | 0

#860723 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:50

ummm what am I trying to do? haha just having a nice conversation

myman47 | 0

#860724 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:51

so what kinda homework you doing on break ?

myman47 | 0

#860732 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:52

oh my god ! I hate yuo so much!

Almostskater22 | 0

#860744 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:56

I seriously don't know what I'm doing to be honest haha

myman47 | 0

#860756 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:01

imrawrtastic. ily

Almostskater22 | 0

#860765 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:02

is she your gf?

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860776 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:05

haha ily2 :P
now I'm off to sleep bai

myman47 | 0

#860778 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:06

ya only in my dreams pal. I'm peacing. bye

Almostskater22 | 0

#860785 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:08

haha hmm dream that must be nice, well take care

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860794 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:12

lol bai

Almostskater22 | 0

#860815 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:21

lol can I luv rawr too or no?!?

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860818 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:22

damn I'm on this site to much

Almostskater22 | 0

#860823 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:24

lol haha same same

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860847 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:33

lol I'm gonna go sleepp bai

Almostskater22 | 0

#860878 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:39

lol goodnight

ImRawrtastic | 0

#860945 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 6:04

damn it can't sleep

Almostskater22 | 0

#861157 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:46

lol me either :/

Almostskater22 | 0

#861166 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:52

If it makes you feel better I'm probably gonna get less sleep still haha

ImRawrtastic | 0

#861655 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:26

lol not reli..
but okai I'm off to skool

Almostskater22 | 0

#861928 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 14:51

lol how exciting me too :/

myman47 | 0

#862150 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:40

myman47 | 0

#862158 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:42

page 4 haha I gotta get of this site bye. I'm rawrtasitc Ily. and skaterkid. fukc off :p

myman47 | 0

#863097 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:32

fine I'm back only cuz I know imrawrtastic loves me

ImRawrtastic | 0

#863268 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:19

lol I do don't i!

myman47 | 0

#863356 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:50

haha well I can't blame u haha jk.

ImRawrtastic | 0

#863370 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:53

lmao ur rite

myman47 | 0

#863382 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:58

haha I feel like ur always sarcastic

Almostskater22 | 0

#863383 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:59

what's up rawr :) did you get plenty of sleep haha I sure didn't! and myman I missed you too hahaha

myman47 | 0

#863414 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:13

oh my k
god. kid stop!

Almostskater22 | 0

#863419 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:16

your not the only person that gets to talk I should be able to talk too

ImRawrtastic | 0

#863480 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:33

lol

myman47 | 0

#863580 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:50

dude like I don't know how to explain it. but
I hate you. you should have no right to talk

Almostskater22 | 0

#863711 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:14

lol I think I have plenty of right to talk :)
maybe your just jealous of me :) it's ok If you are

ImRawrtastic | 0

#863721 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:16

lmao

Almostskater22 | 0

#863733 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:19

I mean not trying to be mean just a thought lol

myman47 | 0

#863739 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:22

u have a babies face u

Almostskater22 | 0

#863743 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:23

I think rawr does too it's cute don't you think

myman47 | 0

#863903 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:09

no? I think she has a pretty, mature face? it's pretty

myman47 | 0

#863924 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:12

it's weird how u call her rawr like u know her?

Almostskater22 | 0

#863942 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:17

haha I think it's a cute baby face :)
and I kinda have to call her that since that's what her fml account name is lol

myman47 | 0

#863979 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:26

not rlly u make it sound like she's ur gf. like rawr? y not rawrtastic or imrawrtastic or irt ?

Almostskater22 | 0

#863993 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:29

well i should be able to maybe I want to put rawr cuz I like that one more, and you call me skaterkid haha so it's the same thing

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864020 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:35

lol readin both of ur comments made my day

myman47 | 0

#864025 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:35

not rlly rawr is like saying hey baby u don't see me calling u hey snookums

Almostskater22 | 0

#864046 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:39

haha that's what I'm here for rawr :) and if I wanted to call her baby I would have just called her baby lol

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864084 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:48

lmao meh names Sophia..

myman47 | 0

#864085 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:48

bye

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864093 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:49

leavin?:o

myman47 | 0

#864094 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:49

nice to meet u Sofia but I can't handle this kid he's to big of a kiss up

Almostskater22 | 0

#864101 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:50

oh that's a cool name! the names zeke haha so I don't have to be called that guy or skaterkid

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864103 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:51

for real? lol

Almostskater22 | 0

#864112 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:52

kiss up? like 70% of the time I have been talking to you lol

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864113 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:53

that guy sounds much bettr btw

Almostskater22 | 0

#864125 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:56

haha probably

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864132 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:57

:P I think myman guy left

Almostskater22 | 0

#864138 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:58

haha well I think for now but he just needs a breather don't worry he will be back

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864158 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:03

haha I'm bored..
might leave to do sum epic things...lyk watch tv..,

Almostskater22 | 0

#864161 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:03

haha dang that is pretty epic not sure if I can handle something like that!

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864175 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:08

lmao but then again who can?:P

Almostskater22 | 0

#864194 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:13

lol that is true :D like I'm watching tv too but not epically haha!

myman47 | 0

#864198 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:14

owned

myman47 | 0

#864209 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:15

zike got owned haha kk I'm pced

Almostskater22 | 0

#864212 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:17

haha name is spelled wrong! and NO U lol

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864222 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:19

lol bai myman :P

Almostskater22 | 0

#864238 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:24

lol no he is angry face right

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864244 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:26

lol angry face?

Almostskater22 | 0

#864260 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:29

lol oh yeah angry face

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864269 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:32

lmao
angry faces fail :l

Almostskater22 | 0

#864287 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:36

haha aw I thought it was good

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864298 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:40

lol I'm sorry it's amazing!

Almostskater22 | 0

#864315 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:43

lol haha yes! I was hoping it would :D haha

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864339 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:49

lol notins in tv :((

myman47 | 0

#864346 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:50

bai!

Almostskater22 | 0

#864352 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:51

lol really? what shows you like?! haha I'm watching the office or scrubs

myman47 | 0

#864361 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:54

fuck u! I love scrubs fuck u u can't like it!

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864363 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:55

ohh ur still here :)
btw next pagee!

Almostskater22 | 0

#864364 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:56

haha I've watched it since like the beginning it's like my show but I think I prefer the office more

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864368 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:57

pshh I'm watchin daybreakers on meh laptop :l

myman47 | 0

#864371 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:58

no fck this I rlly like u Sofia it's a pretty name but ur the only reason y I come
back but this time
I'm done for real. btw skater
kid this website
is for 17 yrs older not fcking 9 yr olds

Almostskater22 | 0

#864373 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:59

haha dang laptop lucky just watching the office on my itouch

Almostskater22 | 0

#864384 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:01

well your off by 7 yrs I'm actually 16 but nice age guess though :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864385 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:02

haha Ty will nice talkin to u?:o

myman47 | 0

#864421 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:11

u too? 8D. <---- skater kids. 8===============D~~~~~~. <~~~ myman's. XD

Almostskater22 | 0

#864422 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:11

haha still watching day breakers?!?

Almostskater22 | 0

#864427 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:13

haha very mature myguy it was sooo funny it made me want to go watch more scrubs!

myman47 | 0

#864450 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:19

haha yeah while ur at it grow a dick :( ut oh

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864452 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:19

yea buh I'm lyk fallin alseep ttyl?

Almostskater22 | 0

#864479 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:25

haha it thought you were gonna go but obviously you like talking to me

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864482 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:26

btw drawing penisis is a bit disturbing..
buh yea gnite

myman47 | 0

#864497 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:29

idrc. bye

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864501 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:29

ur pretty ok zeke :P

Almostskater22 | 0

#864511 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:32

oh and your pretty ok yourself :D

Almostskater22 | 0

#864516 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:33

pretty ok is good enough for me lol!

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864525 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:36

haha well i'm lyk super sleepy so yea gnite
no Matter how ok u r Ima logg:P
ttyl

Almostskater22 | 0

#864529 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:38

haha alright goodnight! I should be getting some sleep too! some epic sleep! lol :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#864538 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:42

lol epic sleep sounds fun..nah jp:)
okai now I'm not comin bak till tmmrw so don't
miss meh to much!!

Almostskater22 | 0

#864542 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:44

lol ok I will try to restrain myself from missing you a bunch :D goodnight and sweetdreams

myman47 | 0

#864611 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:15

btw I'm turning 15. thought I should say that. and I can still sound less of a fag then u. sweetdteams sugarplum :D

Almostskater22 | 0

#864648 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:34

your still pretty immature haha

Almostskater22 | 0

#864656 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:36

haha and what happened to this is the last time I'm gonna write? this is like your 3rd last time lol well night

ImRawrtastic | 0

#866739 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:37

lol hmm in sadly bak on this site :l

Almostskater22 | 0

#867212 - Thursday 18 February 2010 1:58

haha me too did you atleast have a good day?!

ImRawrtastic | 0

#867232 - Thursday 18 February 2010 2:04

lol mhmm hbu?:P

Almostskater22 | 0

#867254 - Thursday 18 February 2010 2:10

haha it was kinda good except for one class I knocked out and woke up at the end of it lol :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#867370 - Thursday 18 February 2010 2:47

lol wow that's uhmm..idk wat to say :P
get sum sleep..?:)

Almostskater22 | 0

#867398 - Thursday 18 February 2010 2:56

lol yeah I need too but always up watching tv haha I never learn :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#867414 - Thursday 18 February 2010 3:00

haha one day ull learn the hard wayy

Almostskater22 | 0

#867417 - Thursday 18 February 2010 3:01

haha I know I'm just that cool :) lol naw I'm tooo lame

ImRawrtastic | 0

#867488 - Thursday 18 February 2010 3:30

lol it's getin annoying postin these comments >.<

Almostskater22 | 0

#867497 - Thursday 18 February 2010 3:34

lol I know it really does times a billion!! haha

ImRawrtastic | 0

#867517 - Thursday 18 February 2010 3:45

lol hmm got an aim?:P

ImRawrtastic | 0

#867531 - Thursday 18 February 2010 3:50

no wait I sound lyk a stalkerr

Almostskater22 | 0

#867563 - Thursday 18 February 2010 3:58

lol no no it's fine i must be a stalker too cuz I was gonna ask you the same thing lol

Almostskater22 | 0

#867571 - Thursday 18 February 2010 4:00

lol my aim thing username is raikiri022 add me lol :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#867586 - Thursday 18 February 2010 4:03

lol mkai lemme add uu

myman47 | 0

#867676 - Thursday 18 February 2010 4:23

u guys are both idiots. one of u guys are not who u say u r. I wasn't but skaterkid u just put ur aim to everyone who looks at fml. and idk inrawrtastic u sound a little bit odd I mean your 16 have a really Hott pic. idk it doesn't sound right

Almostskater22 | 0

#867809 - Thursday 18 February 2010 4:58

haha you get mad real easily and I'm taking this is going to be your last and final 4th time or did you just miss me :)

myman47 | 0

#867874 - Thursday 18 February 2010 5:15

I'm just saying one of u guys r full of shit

Almostskater22 | 0

#867881 - Thursday 18 February 2010 5:20

maybe it's just you for getting mad at people over the Internet lol

myman47 | 0

#867991 - Thursday 18 February 2010 5:58

that doesn't even make any sence

Almostskater22 | 0

#868014 - Thursday 18 February 2010 6:06

haha sure sure what ever makes you feel better lol

Almostskater22 | 0

#868020 - Thursday 18 February 2010 6:10

hey next page lol

myman47 | 0

#868050 - Thursday 18 February 2010 6:22

looks like "rawr" got tired of us. oh well byr

Almostskater22 | 0

#868156 - Thursday 18 February 2010 7:13

lol I'm still talking to RAWR cuz she is awesome :) she just doesn't talk to you haha night night gonna go watch my fav show scrubs

myman47 | 0

#868937 - Thursday 18 February 2010 16:08

u do that i'm gunna go ski

ImRawrtastic | 0

#870229 - Friday 19 February 2010 0:50

lol I still come oonn..

Almostskater22 | 0

#870567 - Friday 19 February 2010 2:13

cool and i'm gonna skateboard :) lol

myman47 | 0

#870890 - Friday 19 February 2010 3:47

ImRawrtastic | 0

#870924 - Friday 19 February 2010 4:00

ohh so u do skate ?lmao nice

Almostskater22 | 0

#871047 - Friday 19 February 2010 4:32

lol yeah I'm alright got kickflips in just trying to do Tre flips :)

myman47 | 0

#871107 - Friday 19 February 2010 4:51

dude that's fucking ill richous. outragous

Almostskater22 | 0

#871148 - Friday 19 February 2010 5:02

improper spelling but it's ok cuz your complimenting how awesome I am at skating :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#873640 - Saturday 20 February 2010 0:03

don't make him feel bad
lol

myman47 | 0

#874522 - Saturday 20 February 2010 5:37

haha idrc

myman47 | 0

#875730 - Saturday 20 February 2010 16:37

I'm not offended by a kid who takes his pic through his bathroom mirror. dude I only see girls do that

ImRawrtastic | 0

#877054 - Sunday 21 February 2010 0:23

wow

myman47 | 0

#877397 - Sunday 21 February 2010 2:21

Almostskater22 | 0

#879962 - Sunday 21 February 2010 22:10

haha atleast I have something up :)

ImRawrtastic | 0

#880791 - Monday 22 February 2010 3:20

lol

myman47 | 0

#890216 - Thursday 25 February 2010 3:27

ImRawrtastic | 0

#897483 - Saturday 27 February 2010 15:35

tonite...
nah jk jk

Misguided_Ghost | 0

#899773 - Sunday 28 February 2010 7:53

you don't really sound right; no offense.
you come talk to these people like you know them for life, and say ily. These guys are like what 17 and your just turning 15. but I think this is really funny.
they're just two people who just want to stay in touch an be friends, but I think someones a bit jealous.

Misguided_Ghost | 0

#899774 - Sunday 28 February 2010 7:55

the funniest shit is; is that you don't know them well enough to be jealous. it's you that's the complete idiot and the strange one. they we're the first ones to tell they're real age first. so pawned! (;