Today, my girlfriend of two and half years broke up with me because I'm no longer able to give her the physical attention she needs. I live 4 hours away and we have been this way for almost a year. She found another guy to do it behind my back. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with four men while I was two weeks away visiting my brother. She told me it was because she missed me so much. FML
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Susan Yee 9
Long distance relationship is hard.
RichardPencil 32
Evidently, not as hard as the local guy.
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Comments (8)
bloopaloop 27
She is in love. Emotionally. With dick. Guess what? There’s a girl in your area that is too.
Susan Yee 9
Long distance relationship is hard.
RichardPencil 32
Evidently, not as hard as the local guy.
JuliaKay14 33
Long distance is hard. You can’t blame her for wanting physical attention. She’s a jerk for cheating but she’s allowed to leave you because she needs a physical relationship
Yudith 28
If she ever wants to have sex again in this quarantine, she will have to move in with the guy. I wish her good luck. She'll need it.
FinkiusMaximus 9
Behind her back
ptsdsucks 18
as a landlord, they would have more than enough info to steal her identity if they wanted to, so not sure on the panic about an online payment. I mean, she's ok with giving her name, DOB, SSN, etc but not her credit card number?