Social distancing done right

By Anonymous - 22/04/2020 17:00

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Today, my girlfriend of two and half years broke up with me because I'm no longer able to give her the physical attention she needs. I live 4 hours away and we have been this way for almost a year. She found another guy to do it behind my back. FML
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Susan Yee 9

Long distance relationship is hard.

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RichardPencil 30

Evidently, not as hard as the local guy.

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bloopaloop 27

She is in love. Emotionally. With dick. Guess what? There’s a girl in your area that is too.

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Susan Yee 9

Long distance relationship is hard.

12 1
RichardPencil 30

Evidently, not as hard as the local guy.

7 0
JuliaKay14 33

Long distance is hard. You can’t blame her for wanting physical attention. She’s a jerk for cheating but she’s allowed to leave you because she needs a physical relationship

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Yudith 24

If she ever wants to have sex again in this quarantine, she will have to move in with the guy. I wish her good luck. She'll need it.

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ptsdsucks 18

as a landlord, they would have more than enough info to steal her identity if they wanted to, so not sure on the panic about an online payment. I mean, she's ok with giving her name, DOB, SSN, etc but not her credit card number?

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