Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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Katt1 0
Why would you slap him before you ask who the girl is? YDI.
MisfireCU 0
Somebody has serious trust issues.
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Comments (209)
PurpleHaze23 0
Cheating on you.*
sailing 0
At least he found out you are an overcontrolling bitch with trust issues before he got any more serious.
somaturee 0
Someone forgot to take her Midol in the morning, huh? Seriously, you hit him for sitting at dinner with a woman... She could have very well been a friend, someone from work, etc. YDI for being a psycho.
epicFAIL_Sometim 0
I guess you could say the bitch slap bitch slapped you.
Subjectzero 0
I don't believe this is true, but in the off chance that it is, your boyfriend deserves better than you. stupid ****
Rota 0
Lol stupid woman jumping to conclusions. I'd dump you on the spot.
PakiPakiPaki 0
Ok someone deleted their comment saying how Im never going to find anyone lmao.... Im married. Happily..... We're just OPEN with each other to avoid these kinds of fights, I have guy friends, he knows when I see them, or any other friends or family for that fact, and vice versa, it's not like we don't keep in touch, it isnt hard to send a text or something, weather its family or friends, your spouce should know where you are, who you are with, its only normal.
wink568 0
It's a little different when you live with somebody. For example, if I am going out, I'll let my boyfriend know, because he sees me leave, and if I don't come back when I say, he'd worry. However, if we were still living apart, and one of my guy friends called and was like "Hey, I'm going to Chilis, wanna meet me there?" I wouldn't call my boyfriend, because he doesn't need to know. You can't assume just because it isn't somebody you know it's cheating. What if it was a coworker on a lunch break or something?
5000 0
...that's kind of creepy. No offense and all. Is it really necessary for people going out to know what their SO is doing 24/7, honestly?
FreedomFirst 0
Spouse, yes. GF/BF, no.
PakiPakiPaki 0
well even when we were dating we told each other where we were... We talked on the phone every chance we got and if not we were texting... If he was busy with his friends i wouldnt bug him and vice versa, but he would tell me where hes at... Im sorry but unless its a new relationship... I dont see why they don't have the right to know? If you're in a relationship, youre committed, not just looking around and having fun, if so, you should be single.
12frisbees 0
Right on. I agree.
wink568 0
Going out to dinner with a friend has nothing to do with a lack of commitment. My boyfriend doesn't even have a cell phone, so I could never expect him to call me 24/7. I do tend to know what's going on, because yeah, we do talk, but I'm not going to get my panties in a bunch if he went out to dinner and didn't tell me. Chances are he'd tell me about it after the fact if I'd ask him what he'd been up to. It's called trust. Just because we can now be contact 24/7 via cell phones does not mean we can't trust our SOs.
NonchalantSavant 0
1) He should dump your insecure ass. 2) You need better "friends." 3) You'll ignore this and keep doing it over and over again in subsequent relationships until you end up alone and bitter.
roflcopterzzz 0
Yeah, I would dump you, for sure, after that little number, dumbass. I hope she hit you back.
wolfie2394 0
Wow You seriously need to think before you act. He is not necessarily trying to screw around with every other girl Learn it Live it