Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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Top comments
Katt1 0
Why would you slap him before you ask who the girl is? YDI.
MisfireCU 0
Somebody has serious trust issues.
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Comments (209)
CyclonePsycho 1
Did anyone else think Madea? Or was that just me? D:
FlockaHannah 0
oh my god i totally just posted a comment saying that was a wwmd moment. cut first and run like hell after hahaa
meddude 0
you're quite the jealous bitch aren't you? hope he punched you in your fugly **** face then broke up with you.
ice_cold1 0
YDI for being such a woman...lol
PurpleHaze23 0
HAHAHA!
robinhoood 0
Maybe if you weren't a psychotic bitch that can't wait till you see him next to talk about it, you wouldn't have made a GIANT ass of yourself. YFDI
Panicattackx5 0
God, you people. I agree with 178
Redeyex 0
your a ****** moron... honestly if u were my girl i'd ****** dump u right there
unlucky_angel02 0
I wont say YDI cause you dont. We all get jealous and make mistakes sometimes, but this IS an FHL for being slapped for a stupid misunderstanding. Ha.
frenchfry223 0
YDI for being a ******* distrustful bitch. i'd dump your ass.
ayyye 0
You know if you saw your bf/gf with another person, you would be curious. But blame her boyfriend for not introducing them ahead of time. But you did go too far with the slapping, yikes.