Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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Top comments
Katt1 0
Why would you slap him before you ask who the girl is? YDI.
MisfireCU 0
Somebody has serious trust issues.
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Comments (209)
Korgi 0
YDI for being a crazy jealous bitch.
luckynotso 0
YDI!!!!! wow, i'm glad i'm not your boyfriend!!! you SUCK
whatido25 0
Way to be a crazy (hopefully ex-) girlfriend.
xOpheliacx 0
YDI. Try asking first, and then you can slap him if he deserves it.
greenltrn2003 0
ahhhh sweet salvation. I hope this haunts your dreams and you feel bad about it for a long time. I broke up wit my last girl cuz I sensed something like this would happen.
bishoprsv2 0
Looks like YOU'RE the bitch, bitch. He'd be a dumbass not to break up with you.
synacious 0
Don't get into a relationship with anyone if you're going to act like a stupid, immature ****. If you had to resort to a slap, whether or not this had been a situation where he was cheating, chances are you are not a very stable person to begin with. People say men shouldn't hit us at all, but when a bitch does something stupid like this, she pretty much deserves to be slapped in return. Just because she's a woman doesn't mean she can go around slapping men, like it's her right to do so, and not expect to ever be hit in return. No, violence on violence isn't an answer, but an instant reaction to slap when slapped by someone else is normal. Get some psychiatric help for your behavior and learn to trust the men you choose to date, because contrary to idiotic belief, all men are not lying, cheating dogs; women like you MAKE men turn into dogs. Men deserve just as much respect and care, because they are people and they have feelings as well. Until you realize this, you're going to be in short-lived relationships for the rest of your life until you die alone. Posts like these give women SUCH a bad name. Good job, idiot.
perfectwinds 0
This bitch is banana cream pie!
somewhat_fml 0
you sound like one serious ****.
boilerup 0
That's what you get for being a jealous psycho... There's a song that comes to mind, Tech N9ne Psycho b*tch
Kondustra 8
youve inspired me to pick up my ipod and listen to this song now lol