Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
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Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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Top comments
Katt1 0
Why would you slap him before you ask who the girl is? YDI.
MisfireCU 0
Somebody has serious trust issues.
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Comments (209)
Skikkles 0
Who's this bitch?? You are.
thelonelylurker 0
You sure that she's his "half-sister"? Sounds too convenient!
Lonely4 0
I hope he dumped your psycho ass right then and there. I mean, you have serious issues to just go cause a scene like that in public...pathetic need for attention and drama on your part. I'm guessing you thrive on drama and that this isn't the first time you've caused a scene and/or embarrassed him in public. Also, you didn't give your man the benefit of the doubt for a split second....you automatically believed your friend without proof....obviously, your relationship was already in the toilet. What you did was so ghetto, trailer trashy.....seriously, have some dignity.
macc55 2
You believed him? your so vulnerable.
butterfly141989 0
well you pretty much f***ed yourself over on the first impression thing...ydi for being psycho
brunoisbeast 0
how this made da site irks
malcolm1919 0
You should be on flavor of love
LordKoin772 0
YDI, ask first, slap after
maddog_fml 0
How long are you seeing him anyway? He never told you he got a half sister?
colourmealy 0
Would'nt he of told you that he was meeting up with his half sister? Why would he kep this from you?