Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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Top comments
Katt1 0
Why would you slap him before you ask who the girl is? YDI.
MisfireCU 0
Somebody has serious trust issues.
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Comments (209)
fegd 0
How insecure are you? Jeez.
FreedomFirst 0
Wow. That's pretty lame. You shouldn't even be in the relationship if you can't trust your man a little more than that.
SarlaccBits 0
Holy crap psycho chick calm the hell down. If you dont trust your boyfriend then you shouldnt be in a relationship with him.
irishdubr 0
To the OP: Congratulations, you are a ******* moron
PhantomxBrave 0
That's really stupid. 1. You embarrassed him in front of people, including his half sister. 2. You gave off a horrible first impression. 3. He's probably not going to be with you again(Why would he when you can't even confide your trust in him?) I really hope you can fix this problem up. You should have asked first, you know. Don't go around and jump to conclusions.
wasabipeas 0
Congratulations, you're a twat.
sportsnut 0
you are so incredibly insecure. I hope he breaks up with you because you are obviously not worth anyone's time
quiddity 0
Eating with another girl =/= Cheating. Seriously.
kaelendra 0
temper temper. learn to chill and think first or his sister won't be the next girl you'll see him with an you won't be with him at all yourself.
kaka09 0
haha you should be less insecure, but idk half sister? sounds like a pretty lame excuse