Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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Katt1 0
Why would you slap him before you ask who the girl is? YDI.
MisfireCU 0
Somebody has serious trust issues.
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Comments (209)
jackyboi 0
why did you hit him just because he's at a restaurant with another girl doesn't mean he's cheating whos the bitch now?
PakiPakiPaki 0
That sucks, he should have let you know so this wouldnt have happened... Is it really that hard to say "Hun, Im going to dinner with my half sister tonight!" You would think not. FYL
tgfoo 0
This also wouldn't have happened if she would have acted like a rational, mature adult. Perhaps it would have been nice for him to tell her, but she's not his master. He doesn't have to report his every action to her.
cxal_fml 0
wow, way to show your a complete psycho. Even if she wasn't family there are a million legitimate reasons why he would be at a diner with her, and not one of them has anything to do with relationships/sex. Any particular reason you feel boyfriend deserves being abused if he so much as sits down at a diner with a non-related female?
warrenthewalrus 0
Wow, you made yourself look like a psychopathic bitch in public. Speak before your actions. :D
lissn 0
YDI. Ask first, shoot later ;)
that_guy321 2
people need to shut up and calm down she obviously didn't know about this meeting. how would any of you react if you found your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse talking deeply with someone you didn't even know?
tgfoo 0
I wouldn't stalk them to the restaurant, cause a seen and then hit them, that's for sure...
therealmike 0
How would I react? Simple: I'd wait for her to come home, then say, "Who did you have dinner with? Did you have a nice time?" Of course, I actually trust my wife, unlike the OP.
12frisbees 0
I agree with the comments above me -- my boyfriend and I trust each other enough to not jump to conclusions, and not all of our friends are mutual. It's entirely possible to have your own life while still being in a committed relationship. Also, the OP never said how long she and her boyfriend had been dating. What if it was a new relationship? In that case, I think it might actually be creepy to have them tell you what they're doing every single night.
purple_people 0
You don't know your boyfriend very well do you?
PakiPakiPaki 0
All these people saying she deserves it cause she shoulda TALKED and COMMUNICATED before slapping him.... Well usually when you're in a relationship, you talk to your bf/gf once a day at least. You tell each other how your day was and what you will be doing the next day... If he couldn't simply say that he was going out with his sis, isn't he the one not communicating??? If I saw my man at a restaurant with a strange woman, I would walk over there and tell him its over too.. If he doesn't tell me, it's cause he's trying to hide something. So yeah OP FYL.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
I guess 'spontanity' is none of your features?
thegreathawk 0
"its over, youre cheating on me" "its my mom!" "oops, im an idiot"
Xrailer 0
YDI for being a crazy bitch
PurpleHaze23 0
You went up to him, slapped him AND said "who's that bitch?", and you weren't even sure he was cheating on her. I think it's safe to say you'd be perfect for the Jerry Springer Show.