Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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Top comments
Katt1 0
Why would you slap him before you ask who the girl is? YDI.
MisfireCU 0
Somebody has serious trust issues.
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Comments (209)
xxstealthxx 0
you deserved it, you overreacted
xTinyLovex 0
um, is your boyfriend not allowed to speak to a woman other than you ever again? way to be psycho. he'll dump you if he knows what's good for him.
zee209 0
Wow you're a bitch! Why wouldn't you ask him who the girl was first before jumping to conclusions?! YDI and I hope he breaks up with you.
AngryC4t 0
Ugh, I hate it when a girl's friends decide to take it upon themselves to be the one who makes sure her friend's relationship is okay. Stupid-ass ignorant preps who aren't even in a relationship themselves think that all men are cheating rapists. Idiot OP, YDI.
Muninn 0
Just like my ex used to stay up late talking to his "sister" on his cell. Interested in buying a bridge?
beethoven_fml 0
Um maybe you shouldn't be such a crazy bitch.
Kondustra 8
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muffinsareyummy 1
you have major jealousy issues. get those worked out and then try being in a relationship.
Jpinkkiss 0
dont be so clingy you have to give him some space just cuz he was out with a girl doesnt mean he is cheating but maybe he wouldve invited you if you werent so annoying and clingy and have jealousy issues lol :)
christopherlove 0
I like the part where you get dumped for being a violent, paranoid, unreasonable freak.
kykyshay 0
black Jesus!