Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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Top comments
Katt1 0
Why would you slap him before you ask who the girl is? YDI.
MisfireCU 0
Somebody has serious trust issues.
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Comments (209)
cefarix 5
OP = Worst gf EVER And to all those people who voted FYL, I HOPE YOU ARE EATEN BY A MILLION LADYBUGS, PIECE BY PIECE.
eggbrtshootsfire 0
Nope, it actually turns out it was you
jmoose311 3
Wow. I hope he dumps your jealous butt.
InigoMontoya 0
But I'm sure it's all right if you spend alone time with guy friends right? You deserved it.
DeathShad0 1
It's because of all the constant stories like this I don't get into relationships. Seriously... they're not worth the damn trouble. Thanks OP. Thanks for giving me more reason to not trust anyone. High Five!
KumoFF7 3
Wow... so your boyfriend can't have one night out with another girl without you asuming he's cheating?I feel sorry for him, I hope he was man enough to dump your ass. Even if he was cheating, why would you call that girl a bitch? You think she would know he was cheating? YDI x 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 bitch.
jal_8_jal 0
it's not like you're the only girl he knows. jeez, lay off. i hope the poor guy dumped you, and i hope u get help for those trust issues u got there
nprugby11 0
"Today I was at a diner with my half-sister catching up on things, while I was deep in conversation my girlfriend storms in, calls my half-sister a bitch and slaps me in the face. FML" I hope your boyfriend dumped you right on the spot you crazy bitch, and did you have your friend spy on him or something?
akemeasandwhich 0
YDI for no trust no class and for acting inappropriate. I hope he leaves not for the slap but calling the girl a bitch in front of the whole restaurant.
ithedarkknight 0
BITCH he should of slapped your ass back and be like this is my half sister... instead of sitting there like a bitch and taking it like a bitch then explaining it like a bitch what a bitch he needs to man up and stop acting like a bitch ... you a bitch for going there like a bitch and acting bitchy and making bitch moves before hearing what he had to say... but your bitch boyfriend really showed some bitchassness by not slapping your ass back like bitch this is my half sister bitch... u got that?