Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
Go to the girl and say "Hi. Look, since you are here now I can move back out. I moved in because he is a little slow in the head. By the way, don't do anything with his penis. He is very insecure about it because it hasn't grown since he was 3 years old. He hates when his girfriends' touch it."
Then go out and find yourself a guy who appreciates you.
It's a true story in some cases. My brother moved in with me because he's a lazy ass. But he has his own room. and he's gay. Pretty sure my boyfriend knows I'm not banging my brother...okay so maybe it's not that similar to the OP's story...
Perdix, am I reading this wrong or are you implying that him putting a roof over her head somehow makes this a bit better? I'm not being sarcastic, just trying to be clear.
#22, depressing, indeed, but probably more relevant than #6's stale, thoughtless cliche.
You yourself seem to be saying that nicer guys live on the street, so they won't solve her problem of shelter. This is why she ended up on FML, I guess.
Perdix is just saying that there is no guarantee the next dude she meets is going to be better, like what if she dates a homeless dude and he cheats? Then the original BF is better cause at least she gets a place to stay lol
Hey maybe she's paying the rent every month? Just because he said she was lazy doesn't make it true. May have been an added "boo hoo" meant to tempt the other girl. Besides , I'm sure OP has friends or family to stay with. Why stay with him? If she doesn't then she can find a roommate.
I think you get the point - a home where you don't feel loved or welcome is not much of a home. And who sais he is putting the roof over her head? Might as well be the other way around.
I get you cynism, Perdix, but please keep to being funny. I like you fun-side a lot more than your depressing, cynical side.
The FML never stated that it was HIS place. And what do you suggest I say instead of a stale, thoughtless cliche? Your boyfriend's a cheating shit don't bother dating again you'll probably end up with another scumbag?
Go to the girl and say "Hi. Look, since you are here now I can move back out. I moved in because he is a little slow in the head. By the way, don't do anything with his penis. He is very insecure about it because it hasn't grown since he was 3 years old. He hates when his girfriends' touch it."
Then go out and find yourself a guy who appreciates you.
32- There is nothing wrong with giving someone praise for an amazing comment. I am so sorry that you're having a bad day and hope it gets better. Maybe you should submit a Fml about whatever happened to you today. Good luck to you.
41- Actually there is something very wrong with that. Admitting to openly brown nosing someone says a lot about you. Comments on a website should not influence you to kiss up and endlessly try to support someone even when they're wrong, thats embarrassing. Try being a leader, not a follower.
I am not brown nosing and you saying I am makes no sense since it would not benefit me in the slightest to do so. I happen to be a fan of Pacquiao and appreciate the way doc used him in his comment. Are you jealous because you're not as witty? Lighten up a bit. This sight is supposed to be fun.
Docbastard- Of course i am a fan of things, but people blow it out of proportions. There is a clear limit on being a fan, to outright kissing the ground someone stands on and to me it's disgusting to see.
Its hilarious that people have "fans" on fml. I have read in some people's profile they will thumb up doc just because he is docbastard so I don't know why that kid got thumbed down its not entirely untrue. Not to say its completely negative I'm sure it's fun for everyone to have a leader and gives people something to look forward to or fight about.
I guess it's a good thing I cannot see the thumb ups or downs lol. As if I would let the opinion of others ruin my day. I appreciate every single opinion, whether for or against me, for it shows one of the beautiful freedoms we have.
How can they not like the "eager beaver" part? Doesn't anybody know what "beaver" refers to? Please see Urban Dictionary before you cast your thumb.
Then go out and find yourself a guy who appreciates you.