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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was the number of my boyfriend's fiancé. I've been with him 4 years, he's been with her for 6. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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By thatonegirl.SBS. - 29/09/2012 05:38 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML

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By just lookin out - 31/05/2023 03:00

Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML

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By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

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By jill - 25/02/2014 16:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

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Katt1 0

Monday 13 July 2009 12:06

Why would you slap him before you ask who the girl is? YDI.

MisfireCU 0

Monday 13 July 2009 12:09

Somebody has serious trust issues.

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gelt 0

Monday 13 July 2009 12:19

I hope he leaves you!

timk_fml 2

Monday 13 July 2009 22:11

agreed.. crazy chick. but good story to tell.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 13 July 2009 12:20

You slapped your boyfriend while he was in a restaurant? God... Have some class? Are you so insecure that you'd believe one of your friends over someone you're possibly "in love" with? You wouldn't ask questions either, but just storm over there immediately? I'm sure if you called him, he probably would've explained. If you couldn't possibly believe him saying that, there's a major problem.

Einstein714 0

Monday 13 July 2009 12:22

ask questions before slapping.... ydi

mylifesucksoften 0

Monday 13 July 2009 12:25

YDI for not asking before slapping the guy

Jbot 0

Monday 13 July 2009 12:26

I guess your slap first ask questions later. YDI. If he didn't look like "OH SHIT!!!11!!!!!1!111!!!" when he saw you then you should have known he wasn't cheating.

Megsabelle 0

Monday 13 July 2009 12:26

Oh no... they were in deep conversation. That definitely means they're *******. Way to go, YDI.

Chr0nicdreamz 0

Monday 13 July 2009 12:43

hey did you see that? it was the Fail Boat

waterynuggets 0

Monday 13 July 2009 13:46

Rofl

aphrodita 0

Monday 13 July 2009 12:44

Jesus Christ, woman. Is a man no longer allowed to talk to another female without getting bitch-slapped? It might have been your anger acting then, but try to have some goddamn reason.

Djoooiz 0

Monday 13 July 2009 12:44

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Seti_fml 0

Monday 13 July 2009 12:46

her boyfriend shouldn't have had to mention it, it was none of the OPs business.

FPsLife 5

Monday 13 July 2009 12:47

Half-right. Boyfriend should have said something, sure, but the way she stormed in there and slapped him just SCREAMS issues on her part.

Jojul 0

Monday 13 July 2009 12:47

Don't agree. Some people have a right to go to dinner with friends and family members without reporting to their SOs.

patrickhb 0

Monday 13 July 2009 13:22

If she'd asked what he was doing that night and he'd lied, then she'd have reason to be suspicious.

IamSpartacus 0

Monday 13 July 2009 19:39

Wait, why would the boyfriend need to randomly mention him having dinner with his half-sister? The guy probably thought nothing of it. Or maybe it was last minute. Or maybe his family is having troubles and he didn't want to say anything. Either way, it was a mistake on her part. Why would this girl be putting this on FML if she didn't think she made a mistake?