Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
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Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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Top comments
Katt1 0
Why would you slap him before you ask who the girl is? YDI.
MisfireCU 0
Somebody has serious trust issues.
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Comments (209)
gelt 0
I hope he leaves you!
timk_fml 2
agreed.. crazy chick. but good story to tell.
redbluegreen 41
You slapped your boyfriend while he was in a restaurant? God... Have some class? Are you so insecure that you'd believe one of your friends over someone you're possibly "in love" with? You wouldn't ask questions either, but just storm over there immediately? I'm sure if you called him, he probably would've explained. If you couldn't possibly believe him saying that, there's a major problem.
Einstein714 0
ask questions before slapping.... ydi
mylifesucksoften 0
YDI for not asking before slapping the guy
Jbot 0
I guess your slap first ask questions later. YDI. If he didn't look like "OH SHIT!!!11!!!!!1!111!!!" when he saw you then you should have known he wasn't cheating.
Megsabelle 0
Oh no... they were in deep conversation. That definitely means they're *******. Way to go, YDI.
Chr0nicdreamz 0
hey did you see that? it was the Fail Boat
waterynuggets 0
Rofl
aphrodita 0
Jesus Christ, woman. Is a man no longer allowed to talk to another female without getting bitch-slapped? It might have been your anger acting then, but try to have some goddamn reason.
Djoooiz 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It would've helped if your boyfriend just told you about having diner with his half-sister.. this had nothing to do with trust-issues..
Seti_fml 0
her boyfriend shouldn't have had to mention it, it was none of the OPs business.
FPsLife 5
Half-right. Boyfriend should have said something, sure, but the way she stormed in there and slapped him just SCREAMS issues on her part.
Jojul 0
Don't agree. Some people have a right to go to dinner with friends and family members without reporting to their SOs.
patrickhb 0
If she'd asked what he was doing that night and he'd lied, then she'd have reason to be suspicious.
IamSpartacus 0
Wait, why would the boyfriend need to randomly mention him having dinner with his half-sister? The guy probably thought nothing of it. Or maybe it was last minute. Or maybe his family is having troubles and he didn't want to say anything. Either way, it was a mistake on her part. Why would this girl be putting this on FML if she didn't think she made a mistake?
core755 0
Way to make assumptions you self-important bitch. I hope he dumped your ass right then and there.