Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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Top comments
Katt1 0
Why would you slap him before you ask who the girl is? YDI.
MisfireCU 0
Somebody has serious trust issues.
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Comments (209)
ogloc 0
Women... nothing but trouble. And nobody reply over how insecure I am, etc.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Insecure! :D *lol*
iBiteRoses 22
You're so insecure, etc. JK
SystemofaBlink41 27
Why would anyone just say you're insecure for no reason? Saying that makes you insecure...
Envirochick 0
How is it that you didn't know that your boyfriend had a half sister? Do you guys not talk about your families at all? Either way YDI for slapping him in public. Grow up and learn to take you're anger out in more constructive forms.
BenLarge1 0
like football
heyyou1203 0
wow... someone has trust issues. maybe you should stop being a paranoid, jealous bitch before you get into a relationship again.
netbeui435 3
crazy woman
maybe_tomorrow 0
Oh yup. Just go right ahead and slap him without asking for an explanation first. -_- fail.
wheels_forever 0
Have you not read enough of these to realize that your boyfriend has female family members that he might want to dine with? Sheesh! Paranoid much?
Sanrio90 8
YDI for slapping him and assuming. Just because you're a woman doesn't mean you have the right to hit men.
spillproof 0
I always want to hit people! Violence is the answer!
roundnproud 7
wrong it's the question and the answer is yes
kennythedude 3
Yeah umm, that's not the best thing to do first when you see them together. I mean, first ask who she is.
Sacharified 0
How could you hit your boyfriend? What the hell is wrong with you?