Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
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Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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Top comments
Katt1 0
Why would you slap him before you ask who the girl is? YDI.
MisfireCU 0
Somebody has serious trust issues.
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Comments (209)
seanooi 1
way to go. who's the bitch now. YDI
jessamyn_it_is 0
Overreaction much?
invisibledamage 2
You could have always texted him and said, "Hey what are you up to? :)"
birds_fml 7
I bet in the dictionary, next to the entry for "crazy bitch," there's a picture of you. First of all, who goes and hunts down their boyfriend after a report that they're eating with another woman rather than, say, waiting till he comes home and ASKING him where he was and who she is. Second of all, why they hell would you HIT someone, what are you, 3? Adults don't throw fits. Even if he WAS cheating on you, the adult reaction is to tell him it's over, and leave.
cjp767 0
jump to conclusions much? you are a typical woman. pathetic.
12frisbees 0
I wouldn't say typical.... as a woman, I would never assume my boyfriend was cheating on me if I heard he was out to dinner with another girl.
Alexgoesfml 3
And hopefully you are his ex-girlfriend. It amazes me how people who are in a relationship are accused for cheating by merely being in the presence of another person of the opposite sex. Seriously why jump to that conclusion, I mean have it in your head and get paranoid about it but when it comes to confronting him stay classy and give him a chance to explain.
MIKENYC 0
his 1/2 sister and you should get it on.
strangersdk 0
**** you. YDI for being so stupid, and so suspicious. You could have easily asked who she was before making yourself look like a bitch. Hitting him and calling her a bitch is the stupidest thing to do, hopefully he broke up with you, because you should, and always will, be alone.
samusfox 0
My thoughts exactly...
Some___Guy 0
Whether he cheated in the past or she's just a psycho, either way that relationship should be over.
plexico 4
You were totally right. You caught him in the act. They were trying to figure out that with only one common parent, ******* would not be like real incest. Good detective work!!