I agree! Fuck his life.

Maybe the student was being sarcastic, but I doubt it since OP decided to make an FML about it.

Well, I doubt that anyone could be that stupid, especially since they are in advanced history. OP, I hate to say, was probably making this up, or at least OP knew he was sarcastic and posted it anyway.

I feel like this kid goes to my school.

Or maybe he was being sarcastic and op is the dumb one?

66, that's an option as well. And 75, as much as you're shaking your head at that one, I've met a lot of people who are unaware of how exactly Hitler died. So I think it's at least a little valid to ask that question - but only to find out HOW he died, was he the victim of a secret operation or did he kill himself? For those who don't know and are reading this, it's the latter.

The teacher should give Assassin's Creed 3 as homework.

Well, everything is permitted.

and chopping down cherry trees too.

Really? You knew him?

He might have also confused Washington with Bush.