Geek: Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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Weird reason to leave, but OK

Walk the line

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By Vampprobs - 25/03/2014 01:52 - United States - Skandia

Today, my neighbor called the police for the seventh time because he's convinced I'm a vampire. He's also gotten in the habit of leaving garlic cloves in my yard. My parents come next week. FML

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You deserved it 3 205

By pot, meet kettle - 05/04/2013 23:21 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, I was chatting online with a guy I really like, when he used the word "irregardless." I couldn't help but mention how little sense it makes, since it's a combination of two words meaning roughly the same thing. He replied, "lol what? your stupid." Jesus Christ. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2010 14:04 - Denmark

Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said, "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 18:25 - Singapore

Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week and I was exhausted. When I woke up, my hair, shirt, pillow, and bedsheets were soaked. I threw up all over myself in my sleep. FML

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You deserved it 3 243

Joe Smooth

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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You deserved it 98

Caught in 4K

By Shiet - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I found out that people are notified when you list them on Twitter. I've been listing people as "Interesting" and "Stupid". FML

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You deserved it 22 567

By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 23:17 - United States

Today, I was in lying in bed with my boyfriend while he was asleep. He is going to school to be a doctor, and it appears that he says anatomical terms while asleep. My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep. FML

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You deserved it 25 891

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML

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You deserved it 4 235

By adeeri - 04/09/2014 01:24 - United States - Jackson

Today, a little kid accidentally ran into me at the pool. He apologized by biting my leg. FML

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You deserved it 3 212

By insomniac x2 - 15/08/2013 19:56 - Mexico - Garza Garc

Today, I watched TV in the early morning. I was watching The Ring, and when the scene came on where the girl is crawling out of the TV, my dad grabbed my shoulders from behind me out of nowhere, causing me to shriek like a little bitch. I don't know how long he waited to do that. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 02:55 - Australia - Brisbane

Spicy

Today, my parents made a game out of deliberately walking in when I'm trying to masturbate. They even turn on all the hot water taps when I'm trying to do it in the shower. FML

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You deserved it 20 784

By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I asked my mother if we were eating supper soon so I could take a nap. She said "no" so I went into my room and fell asleep. When I woke up, everybody was gone. My entire family of 6 went to Olive Garden while I was sleeping. FML

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Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 14:01 - Colombia

Spicy

Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML

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You deserved it 90

By mallyboo - 01/10/2016 14:38 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I discovered that you should always check the litter box before vacuuming stray litter outside of it after my cat burst out from the box mid-piss and skittered around the house still pissing after I put the vacuum hose behind the box. FML

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By GoAggies - 21/06/2016 17:11 - United States - Herriman

Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the same school and had a job lined up in town, he decided not to come with me because the Internet at our apartment wasn't going to be fast enough for his gaming. FML

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By anon_1996 - 08/05/2013 16:59 - United Kingdom - Haslemere

Today, my boss asked me to read through a document. I gave my feedback, saying it seemed like it had been written by an 8-year-old. Turns out it was in fact written by him. FML

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By Why - 24/04/2016 18:59 - United States - Marlborough

Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML

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You deserved it 1 986

By lucy - 03/03/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me what I enjoyed most about the weekend we'd spent together. I mention in detail a certain move he had pulled when we made love. When asked what he enjoyed most, he replies "putting my fish tank together". FML

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You deserved it 6 096

By Nasu Johi - 06/09/2018 00:00 - United States - New York

Today, as a CNA, I had to go through the belongings of a patient. His phone rang and I answered - it was his boss. As I explained, he cut me off and said to "drop the act" and "he better be there now or he's fired". He was pronounced dead-on-arrival. FML

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You deserved it 172

Heart of Glass

By blahblahblah - 15/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was sitting on a stool by the stove while my dad was making stir-fry. The glass lid he had covering the skillet overheated and exploded. As huge shards of broken glass rained down on his only daughter's head, my dad's only concern was whether or not he would have to throw his food away. FML

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You deserved it 183

By mando - 06/10/2011 15:14 - Australia

Today, at work, I refused a customer a refund because there was nothing wrong with the item, and she didn't have the packaging. I then watched as she and her son rummaged through a public bin for the packaging. When I refused her again, she called me a "fucking idiot". FML

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By 102496 - 05/02/2010 03:53 - France

Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, I was taking calls at the helpdesk I work at. The caller was a man, and while helping him with his issue he suddenly stopped to tell me I had a nice soothing voice. Then he told me to say something else. As I continued to help him, he started making moaning noises. I'm a guy. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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You deserved it 3 217

By JudasThePriest - 01/12/2013 07:42 - United States - Greensboro

Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML

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It's only a bit of liquid fun, come on!

By Anonymous - 14/09/2019 20:00

Today, I asked the guy I'm dating if he could not drink on our next date, because he ends up drunk-driving every time. His response was, "This isn't working out." FML

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By whitechocolate - 20/07/2009 02:05 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend," who routinely accompanies us on family vacations, completes their threesome. Everyone in town has known for years, except for me and my older brother. FML

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By nixwolfwood - 19/12/2016 21:14

Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML

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You deserved it 513

By faye - 14/02/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML

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You deserved it 5 980

By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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Mr Commitment

By Anonymous - 05/01/2021 05:00

Spicy

Today, after I caught my (now ex) boyfriend cheating. He told me that it isn't my business if he was seeing other woman, because we didn't had an official relationship. We have been living together in a house we bought, for two years now. FML

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You deserved it 118

By robbedonCTA - 22/09/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

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You deserved it 7 675

By Heww - 28/09/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, after working an 11 hour shift, I decided to treat myself to a delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut. When I got home, I sat down, put my feet up, poured myself a cold glass of milk. My dog jumps on my lap and vomits all over my doughnuts, stares at me then bites the doughnut out of my hand. FML

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You deserved it 5 348

By effiestonem154 - 02/04/2013 21:14 - United States

Today, the Chinese student I've been teaching English to got on stage in front of hundreds of people to read her final essay. She ended with, "What a fucking day." I don't swear, and I no longer have a job. FML

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You deserved it 2 845

By pokeloser - 24/06/2019 07:04

Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML

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You deserved it 578

By cheesfactor - 19/05/2012 19:50 - Bulgaria - Rousse

Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 02:20 - United States

Spicy

Today, I got married. Tonight, I received the best orgasm of my life. Not from my husband; from the jacuzzi tub in our honeymoon suite, where he was passed out drunk. FML

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You deserved it 5 025

By Anonymous - 03/06/2009 01:33 - Australia

Today, my bank card was skimmed (copied electronically) and my account was totally cleaned out. I had only just got paid and don't get paid again for 4 weeks. The bank says it will take 21 days minimum to resolve. They offered me a credit card with a huge interest rate to help me get by. FML

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You deserved it 2 684

By camzzz - 02/07/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML

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You deserved it 47 510

Communication Breakdown

By loling - 25/02/2010 09:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out a guy I had a thing with a while back thinks I am obsessed with him. This is because when he said that we should be friends, I stupidly thought he was being sincere and bothered to call him all of three times in the last five months. Clearly a sign of obsession. FML

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Thursday 12 May 2016 18:05

Do you mean it wasn't you in the photo or it wasn't you who sent it?

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Thursday 12 May 2016 19:26

Porn can be fine depending on the relationship but it sounds like he was looking at more amateur personal photos, which to me would be kind of hurtful. Watch porn all you want but if we're dating and you're trying to find pictures of random girls, like the quality of photos I would send you? That's getting closer to cheating. Also if it was a revenge porn site he was looking at, I would personally end the relationship. That is not cool, whether you're single or in a relationship.

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Thursday 12 May 2016 18:05

Do you mean it wasn't you in the photo or it wasn't you who sent it?

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Friday 13 May 2016 1:01

That's really true, I really want a follow-up now.

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Friday 13 May 2016 1:04

That's the first thing I thought! Because if the person in the picture is not her, her boyfriend's just an idiot who looks at naked photos of other girls (or OP has a twin!). If she wasn't the one who SENT it, that's an entirely different situation...

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Friday 13 May 2016 16:06

She wasn't the one in the picture

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Thursday 12 May 2016 18:05

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Thursday 12 May 2016 21:45

that isnt the fml, the fml is that he was looking at naked photographs

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Friday 13 May 2016 0:46

perhaps i was wrong

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Friday 13 May 2016 3:46

It wouldn't be the first time

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Thursday 12 May 2016 18:05

Link or didn't happen.

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Thursday 12 May 2016 20:01

Didn't happen. Close the app and just go to bed.

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Thursday 12 May 2016 18:05

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Thursday 12 May 2016 18:57

Naw, as long at is not the specific girl he is looking up, and he just wants to masturbate that is fine. Masturbation can be healthy for a sexual relationship.

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Thursday 12 May 2016 19:26

Porn can be fine depending on the relationship but it sounds like he was looking at more amateur personal photos, which to me would be kind of hurtful. Watch porn all you want but if we're dating and you're trying to find pictures of random girls, like the quality of photos I would send you? That's getting closer to cheating. Also if it was a revenge porn site he was looking at, I would personally end the relationship. That is not cool, whether you're single or in a relationship.

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Thursday 12 May 2016 23:20

Almost all men look at naked women on the Internet. It's perfectly natural to explore your own body whether you're in a relationship or not and anyone that says otherwise is obviously stupid or a liar.

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Friday 13 May 2016 0:39

Sure, most people look at porn and masturbate - relationship or not; but i don't really think that's the point? The point is more the boyfriend thought the OP send her photo to other dudes whilst they were together and then didn't recognise it wasn't her. That's just my take on it anyway. Also it doesn't specify if the photo was of a porn actress or, like #11 said, if it was from somewhere gross like a revenge porn site.

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Friday 13 May 2016 2:42

He was most likely looking on something like r/gonewild.

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Friday 13 May 2016 13:59

He may not have been purposely looking for pictures of naked women. I often google one thing only to have something I wasn't looking for pop up. Even if that's not the case, OP may not have a problem with her bf viewing "adult content."

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Thursday 12 May 2016 18:26

He got mad...and searched out photos of you naked which it seems like would make him more angry...well if he doesn't believe you I think you may be better off

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Friday 13 May 2016 7:16

OP never stated that he was looking for photos specifically of her

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Thursday 12 May 2016 18:27

Congrats OP, seems like you've got a pornstar doppelgänger. Also, look up a picture of a jackass on Wikipedia and accuse your boyfriend of the same thing. On a more serious note, the context of his finding the photo is critical. Did he find a photo randomly while searching for porn, or was he actively searching personal ads/dating apps? The latter circumstance is a definite dump-worthy offense.

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Thursday 12 May 2016 19:10

I totally agree. You're the one should be angry for him searching the internet for naked photos of girls. Unless you guys have specifically talked about that and you are okay with it, then I think you guys should be having a different fight. Fyl

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Thursday 12 May 2016 19:11

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Thursday 12 May 2016 19:57

I agreed with your comment, until I got to the unnecessary hashtags.

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Thursday 12 May 2016 23:49

no... it's wrong for someone in a relationship to send nudes to other people. many girls and guys look at porn while in a relationship, for all you know op looks a porn aswell and by the looks of it she's not mad at him for looking at porn. so why do you have to make this about sexism when it's really not?

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Thursday 12 May 2016 19:42

I'll add to what Steve97 said. That your boyfriend has a sudden negative emotion about a girl that looks like you is astonishing when considering what he was looking for in the first place. It's pretty much a guarantee that guys will go searching for nudity somewhere, but his reaction was just over the top and below the belt all at the same time.

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Thursday 12 May 2016 19:53

The real question is why did he look at porn? lol

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Today, a tech came to repair my cracked phone screen. He told me to remove my case and took it to his van in my driveway to fix it. Thirty minutes later, he rings my doorbell and hands me my phone back. He says he fixed the screen but tripped and dropped it walking back to my house, and completely shattered the back. FML

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Today, my girlfriend called off our plans to get married, all because I didn't “make enough time” while I was busy renovating the house for her parents to come over. FML

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Spicy

Today, I spent all day waiting for an unlikely follow up text from the girl from Tinder I let peg me on the first date. FML

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Today, I swear I'm off men for good after my latest dud date wanted me to pee on his chest to turn him on, and we were only 20 minutes into the first date. The entire male gender are disgusting pigs, no matter how nice they pretend to be. FML

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