Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
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bm_fml 0
Don't worry about her... You'll find a less stupid girl easily...
alex_vik 0
I'm sure you'll find someone intelligent.
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greatnt249 0
"Going to med school means that at minimum you'll spend about 8~10 years in school," Med school's only four years, #59, and you don't graduate with a PhD.
phonyreal98 0
Don't worry, she's a dumb bitch.
cjfalk 0
agreeing with pretty much everyone else, good riddance. And because of your intelligence to be able to go to med school, I'm sure you won't have any problem finding someone better :)
_Elizabeth_ 0
Wow, what a materialistic chick. You'll find someone better in no time. And really? A T-Mobile kiosk? In what does that scream "rolling in money"? Idiot girl.
LifeofFail 0
That suck... i guess some loser with a tmobile kiosk is better then a dude that'll make six figures
HOLYSHADOOBIE 0
I'm going into med school too. I would have laughed in her face.
Bubs_fml 0
#66: The bitch is looking for instant gratification. Sure, he'll be making more when he's out of med school, but for the time being he apparently can't buy her whatever she desires (since we know that's all that matters to most women!), so she sees the guy with a cellphone kiosk up and running and runs to him. It's all about the money with most American women these days.
kprando25 8
Hey, I'm an American woman too, and I don't care about the money. And anyway, back on topic, FYL OP.
kaisersiggi 0
her life is fckd
arms_akimbo 0
Sounds like she can't think very far ahead. You're better off.
smitkit1 0
dude, don't worry.. as a first year med student the biggest thing I've learned is that med school is the biggest deal breaker. Don't worry, someone more up to your speed will come along.