Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
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bm_fml 0
Don't worry about her... You'll find a less stupid girl easily...
alex_vik 0
I'm sure you'll find someone intelligent.
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nomadxx7 0
To the OP, my friend had a similar scenario. His ex broke up with him because she was banging the owner of a restaurant. The funny thing was after about 6 months he sees her in a busted rust bucket of a car with her new boyfriend while he is driving in a Range Rover. Needless to say the look on her face was priceless he said. Plus his current girlfriend is WAY hotter and a very nice person. So keep your chin up. Also as my mom said, doctors are sexy and usually have no problem getting women. She should know since she's worked as an OR nurse for 20 years.
mac_fml 0
shes the dumbest gold digger ever if she cant see to stay with a future doctor but someone as bright as you deserves a classier and smarter girl.
c8oakes 0
OMG let's all dump our boyfriends because we want the new Sidekick phone! XD Seriously, your girlfriend seems stupid. You'd be smart to look for a new girl.
KerlyFries 0
Sounds like your ex needs to get off her ass and get a job.
LuvlieMe 0
WOW she's an idiot .. I will go out with you :)
SilverBallet 0
Ouch. My condolences. On the other hand, you can use this chance to find a woman who has a better understanding of what the future is. ^_^
surreal 0
uhhh why did you go out with her in the first place? she's obviously a dumbass.
bradley5055 0
forget about the gold digger you can do so much better
greatnt249 0
#78, a lot of times the truth doesn't surface until you come to a crossroads. It's better the OP found out what an idiot she was now than later if they got married/had a kid.
Hadley_fml 0
That shows how much a bitch she really is, if she's breaking up with you over money (even though she's doing it wrong). Even if you were able to convince her that "hey, I'll be rich later", it really isn't worth the effort. There needs to be a way to mark FMLs as "it's actually better this way"