Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
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bm_fml 0
Don't worry about her... You'll find a less stupid girl easily...
alex_vik 0
I'm sure you'll find someone intelligent.
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taniquetil 0
In a couple of years we're going to see this on FML: Today, I ran into an ex-boyfriend that I dumped for financial reasons. My current boyfriend has the same shitty kiosk job making barely above minimum wage that he had three years ago. My ex just graduated med school and bought a house with his fiance...who is also a doctor. FML.
latereflex 0
whats a t mobile koisk? is that a jjust a small stand or a freakin franchise? is he REALLY rich or just rich? somebody plz temme. ps: that sucks dude.. why r u thinking soo long term anyway?
mehwhateverr 0
#92, that's hilarious.
greatnt249 0
"also, when you are a high-paying doctor, the bitch will see how she ****** up and you will get your vengeance." By that time, he shouldn't really give a shit where his ex is in life; I know I won't. "whats a t mobile koisk?" It's basically the equivalent of a hot dog stand in the middle of the mall, except instead of selling hot dogs, he sells cell phones.
xx_hayleyy 0
do you know how many girls would kill to date someone smart like that? you'll find someone, (who isnt a ****) in no time! impressive, btw. :)
CuteNClassic 0
Wow. You are so much better off. I won't tell you what everyone always tells me (that whole "the right one will come along when you least expect it" deal) but this girl was so not worth it. Good luck to you.
faygo19 0
it depends are you in community college trying to become a MD? This would tell me her choice of the cell phone market is a good idea. If not when your a MD you can bang a ton of girls and tell them great stroies just like that. When they ask why are you breaking up with me...you only reply back because some girl ****** me up when i was younger and now you have to pay.
fillmyheart028 0
Med school, eh? You looking for a girlfriend? hahah jk jk ;)
bellsy 0
make sure you that in a few years that you drive past her in a convertible with a more intelligent and hotter girlfriend =)
dbagstl 0
its hard not to sound like a mysoginist but sometimes i think if ur not married by 25 all the goodones are taken, and you get left with the overly picky ones and the doormats