Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
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bm_fml 0
Don't worry about her... You'll find a less stupid girl easily...
alex_vik 0
I'm sure you'll find someone intelligent.
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poison29 0
and props to #35 and #49.
sugarcakebomb 0
what an idiot, if she wants financial stability, SHE should get a job and worry about it herself, it's not your job or any other mans to support her. I doubt this is the real reason, maybe it was a better thing to say other than, "I like this guy better, bye."
MrFingerz 0
Excellently put!
greatnt249 0
Don't sweat it, dude. I will be going to med school as well, and my (now ex) girlfriend of five years decided to tell me I wasn't worth the wait by getting knocked up by her 16 year-old coworker (she's 22). She also decided to tell me that she was pregnant the day before I took the MCAT. My advice? Move on, study hard, and find someone better...that's what I did.
Ibeapirate 0
She's an idiot, you're well shed of her. Good luck with med school :)
bcombs08 0
Same exact thing happened to me, when I was going through Pre-Med. Women...
fck_it 0
Your ex is stupid. Yeah, she deserve the guy with the sidekick, but you'll be getting a BMW or Aston Martin.
Melanie_fml 0
Yeah that's just what you needed some whiny bitch who'd sit on her ass, and gain 100 pounds in the first five years of marriage...after ******** out two kids. It hurts now, but you just dodged a major bullet.
NorfolkDude 2
Three years a long time. I would imagine that the problem stems from the fact that you don't have money. Going to med school means that at minimum you'll spend about 8~10 years in school, and you'll be near your 30s by the time you can even practice. That would require a lot of patience if you want a girl to tag along. In all seriousness, you should concentrate on school rather than a relationship. Personally, I think having both is going to be hard, and if you do find a girl, she would have to understand patience as you would too especially if you marry or live together. Just don't stress it. If you get a phd and practice, I can bet you're going to find many great gals out there. Most of the time, school relationships just don't work out when reality hits.
blacklagoon_fml 0
"In the future"... well in the future you'll be way better off than some stupid **** that owns a cellphone kiosk. And what a little golddigger. Why doesn't she make her own way in the world? You're better off.
amelinat 0
Mr #59, you have just made the exact same comments I would have made if I could be bothered to type that much. Which is kind of scary - are you my less lazy doppelganger?