Break-ups and Love: Standards

Standards

By Lily - 23/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 84 755

You deserved it 4 680

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By Mandy - 07/06/2010 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 573

You deserved it 6 746

By ... - 16/06/2013 20:57 - South Africa - Port Elizabeth

Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 397

You deserved it 6 197

By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 19:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend dumped me was because his parents don't like the fact that I go to a prestigious university. However, they're completely accepting of the drunken slob who's dating their daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 675

You deserved it 3 756

By t.hughes - 01/04/2013 14:50 - United States

Today, my fiancé dumped me because he claimed he needed to "focus on his career and his engagement." When I asked him how dumping me would help with his engagement, he immediately replied with, "No, I mean my other one." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 681

You deserved it 3 699

By dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 622

You deserved it 6 486

By biwhat - 08/03/2014 09:23 - Australia - Bassendean

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 895

You deserved it 14 042

By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 327

You deserved it 10 043

Cheers!

By imamonster1992 - 24/12/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got rejected by his dream college. In an effort to comfort him, I told him that he is incredibly smart and that it's their loss. He replied, "Of course you think so, you're an idiot!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 965

You deserved it 4 982

By crystalpistol - 16/08/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 903

You deserved it 16 320

I'm not worthy

By dracer - 04/02/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 012

You deserved it 3 981

jSOPURE 3

Monday 23 March 2009 9:30

Brains= SEXY. :)

karleigh 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:31

So he dated you not thinking you were attractive?

Comments

jSOPURE 3

Monday 23 March 2009 9:30

Brains= SEXY. :)

karleigh 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:31

So he dated you not thinking you were attractive?

ryanebk 7

Saturday 19 May 2012 2:07

Most med students I know are fat and or ugly. He has a point. Also they don't care after their bodies

ShadowlessSpear 21

Monday 10 November 2014 20:32

Or smart?

WrathDeus 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:32

I'll date you instead! haha getting into Med school is definitely sexy.

ShadowlessSpear 21

Monday 10 November 2014 20:33

Until you have to spend an hour sanitizing before sexy time.

ohboyscott 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:36

That guy is an idiot. Forget him. Good luck in school!

Fozzitude 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:40

Well he's just an asshole that will never be happy

shamniz 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:40

Good luck in school! remember jerk always jerk :)

CrimsonKnight 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:42

I'm almost done my first year of med school. Trust me you want to be single. Hot, smart going-to-be doctors. Best year of my life.

KenMcGormick 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:45

whoa... seems like a lot of med. students have FMLs... lucky that im not a med student

RyeBreadBoy 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:46

Agree with #7. You're going to med school = plenty of hot future doctors. My gf and I are in medical school together and it's awesome. And why does everyone think it's attractive to be like "oh you got into medical school, I'll date you!"? Just what I want, someone who wants to date me because of my career (and future income?).