Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
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Lizza330
| 28
I hope you're okay.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Bonk.
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DudeImBetter
| 0
bonk 2 the max.
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ishama13
| 0
That makes one hard thing in your intamcy.
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Aurinity
| 0
That's what you want.
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boopityboppity
| 11
Be sure to check out the thrilling conclusion to the "Bonk" series (following "Bonk" and "Bonk 2: The Max") by watching the latest smash hit: "Bonk 3: Aftershock".
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XxDevilxXGt
| 26
well if he was lowering his head to kiss your neck and you raised yourself up wouldn't he end up kissing your tits? just sayin ^^
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KingDingALing
| 9
Bonk: To The Extreme!
Bonk: The Curious Case Of Benjamin Butthole
Bonk: The Curious Case Of Benjamin Butthole
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Selena_is_back
| 7
KA-POW! D:
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buddybudda
| 0
do me now!!
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eshhayz
| 0
which head?
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InDenial
| 6
Lolwut?
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luvyah
| 0
cute
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allstar2000000
| 0
Doesn't matter had sex
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seymourlilly17
| 0
YDI for not being married.
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LFAM_fml
| 0
Comment Moderated? lol what did u say?
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Hgielad_720
| 0
She said YDI for not being married or something like that.
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iGrenade
| 0
how is that offensive? some mods are just too sensitive. /facepalm
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yourlifesfucked
| 0
BOOM! Headshot!
Look on the bright side OP. At least you didn't decide you needed to stretch your legs. You coulda kneed him in the balls, and then no dick for you!
Look on the bright side OP. At least you didn't decide you needed to stretch your legs. You coulda kneed him in the balls, and then no dick for you!
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Hgielad_720
| 0
YDI for having sex. ;)
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Yes, sex is a horrible act! How dare you!
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boopityboppity
| 11
26 is angry because 4 iz be trollin', and thus is encroaching on his territory.
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Hgielad_720
| 0
Nah. I was being serious. :)
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boopityboppity
| 11
Really?
It's irrelevant. I was making a joke.
It's irrelevant. I was making a joke.
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Hgielad_720
| 0
No, haha I was kidding.
Yes, I realized you were joking. I chuckled a little.
Yes, I realized you were joking. I chuckled a little.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
26 I iz b joking as well, I iz b jealous virgin maby or just anti slut unless dey fuckin on me den hell ya gimme dat shiit!
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Since I have no idea what I just said, I'll say it again. 36, I think you tink that I think that 4 thinks that sex is an unacceptable act, but i think that's not what I thought at all! If I could get laid I would... Probably.
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Selena_is_back
| 7
Sex is overrated.
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boopityboppity
| 11
So I'm told, Selena.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Yup.
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Selena_is_back
| 7
What would I know? I'm just a teenager.
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boopityboppity
| 11
... Then why would you say something like that?
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BenD0VER
| 0
Take it from me, sex IS overrated. You'll never forget your first time. The first 3-5 girls, and it's exciting. After that, it's really just same old, same old. My left hand can do a better job than half the girls I've fucked.
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PushMyButtons
| 5
your a lefty?
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emmi23
| 0
thats coz u hav neva fuked me ( but i dont think u eva will)
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PushMyButtons
| 5
*you're
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emmi23
| 0
73 its coz u havnt slept wit me yet ( not that u ever will)
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SirSantpoort
| 0
56 - Sex is overrated? I guess no guy gave it good enough to be you.. Sucks to be you :(
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underguarded
| 20
I'm gonna jump on this and say, if you don't have good sex partners maybe it's your fault?????
this is getting irrelevant to the main topic isn't it?
this is getting irrelevant to the main topic isn't it?
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amberbby69
| 6
You guys have seriously been with the wrong people. Sex is so not overrated. lol
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MuchDance90s
| 0
Sec is great... sometimes just "very good" and other times it's amazing!
I've had sex with the same person for over 10 years, however, so that may have something to do with it. Lots of practice?
Maybe for some people who have had multiple partners it's more difficult for some people to get in sync? I have no idea.
But in my experience... it's one of my favorite activities!
I've had sex with the same person for over 10 years, however, so that may have something to do with it. Lots of practice?
Maybe for some people who have had multiple partners it's more difficult for some people to get in sync? I have no idea.
But in my experience... it's one of my favorite activities!
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MuchDance90s
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haha, SEX not sec
SEX SEX SEX
SEX SEX SEX
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yamad21
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virgin bitch don't say sex is bad it is best thing ever
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butthole_cheeze
| 0
good God, you are so beautiful (#4)
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corytheboss
| 0
4 is my lovable Teddy bear?
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Hgielad_720
| 0
What??
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Ashley121645
| 0
4 stfu
u annoying bitch
u annoying bitch
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Ashley121645
| 0
sex is overrated
for people who fuck too much or just fail at sex. maybe the reason its soo bad is because of your performance.
for people who fuck too much or just fail at sex. maybe the reason its soo bad is because of your performance.
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No_LoveMM
| 3
4, 36, and 56 are all either virgins, or gay.
And if they are the former, then they have no experience with it and therefore have no right to talk about it.
If they are the latter, then I understand why it is overrated to you.
And if they are the former, then they have no experience with it and therefore have no right to talk about it.
If they are the latter, then I understand why it is overrated to you.
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Iluv2D_fml
| 0
If you were having real fun it wouldn't have hurt. Just sayin...
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sourgirl101
| 28
"Sex" is the most fun you can have with out laughing.
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BahahahLOL
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Hey there sour girl ;)
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ShadyFTW1
| 0
46 your words of wisdom will stick with me forever.
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TheDrifter
| 23
46 you're not supposed to laugh during sex? I must be doing it wrong.
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catstuff
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bahaha
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mintcar
| 9
At least you're having sex?
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mcxhunni
| 0
your upside down
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Hgielad_720
| 0
*You're
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CJrox606
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Damn grammar Nazi!
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so_unlucky89765
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At leaste you were having sex with your boyfriend. I've never had a boyfriend fml :(
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georggx
| 3
you have got 'luv my boyfriend' on your profile..
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Aurinity
| 0
Lol..Failed fml.
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imnotonaboat
| 0
attention whore
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ShadyFTW1
| 0
haha /facepalm
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georggx
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don't have sex then.. aha..
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amberbby69
| 6
Meh, it happens.
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JHollywood
| 0
your beautiful lol I know that was random
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EffinAhole
| 0
^creeper
Look on the bright side OP. At least you didn't decide you needed to stretch your legs. You coulda kneed him in the balls, and then no dick for you!