Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
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bm_fml 0
Don't worry about her... You'll find a less stupid girl easily...
alex_vik 0
I'm sure you'll find someone intelligent.
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amirn86 0
Hellzyeah med school is the way to go! Listen man, at least at the hospital where I work, there are a lot of really hot nurses which has GOT to be better than whatever she was lol. I know it probably hurts now but in a few years when you're with your hot nurse wife it'll totally be worth it. Everything happens for a reason, right?
Paulspacefdot 0
She lacks simple math skills... you dodged a bullet. Be happy now, and laugh the laugh of a maniac in 6 years when you find out she's living in a trailer park, pumping out kids as stupid as she is with the same guy, making the same wage as he is now, while you're buying your second home and a nice convertible.
realhorrorshow88 0
lmao well you can always have the last laugh when ur making bank and shes sucking some old guys off to pay for rent
jesseheath 0
i own a tmobile kiosk. and just so happen to have a new girlfriend. my bad dude.
blueice_fml 0
What a lucky break dude. She is clearly going nowhere in life. I had the same thing happen to me... I came out way ahead no doubt about it.
factotum 0
Hmm... she's either making up excuses or she's an idiot. If she's making up excuses then I'm really sorry. If she's being serious then she's probably doing you a favor by leaving.
jazminbliss 2
lol #45. haaaha
Bubs_fml 0
Oh no, god forbid she has to work for anything. What a bitch, you can get a better girl dude!
poison29 0
Um, here's an idea: Women supporting themselves financially. Tell your girlfriend it's not 1930 anymore.
radianteclipse54 0
wow, women man. don't worry, when those other cell companies put t-mobile out of business, the bitch will realize she made a big mistake.