By SupposedlyAverage - 27/12/2014 14:55 - United States

Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked anyone, but I chose you. You're a solid 2, which is average. Not a 10, but I'm glad you're a 2. Less pressure, ya know." I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm "average", or the fact that he thought this was romantic. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Now it's time to say the same thing about his dick size.

Since when is a 2 "average"?? That's a straight up insult right there...

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XBurytheCastleX 25

From my relationship experience, that is something that should NEVER be said. Even if you look like a doorknob they will treat you like an 11.

At least a doorknob is built to be handled.

Uhh, average is 6.5 - 7. If you were a 2, you would have to be 400lbs, teeth missing, bad acne, permanent scowl, and a caterpillar for a monobrow.

I'm not sure that even as a joke that's ok. Mostly because of timing. That was just horrible. I honestly think that will be between them forever if they get married.

The saddest part about this FML is that the poster said "Today, my FIANCÉ."

But you called him your fiancée...You should definitely think about whether you really want to spend the rest of your life with someone like that

Not sure when 2 became average. I am going to say he was joking op. Lighten up.