Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked anyone, but I chose you. You're a solid 2, which is average. Not a 10, but I'm glad you're a 2. Less pressure, ya know." I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm "average", or the fact that he thought this was romantic. FML
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Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I think I'm average looking. He told me that it was OK, unless he wakes up tomorrow with some standards, I'm good enough. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
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Flaming_Pandas 15
Now it's time to say the same thing about his dick size.
Likian5 26
Since when is a 2 "average"?? That's a straight up insult right there...
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fallen_dragonkin 12
i once had marriage proposed to me by the boyfriend saying "you're no model but you're good looking enough" so you can imagine that was the end of that relationship. he was very surprised what he did wrong and kept pestering me for weeks. now i'm married to a lovely man who thinks i'm wonderful, beautiful and all that, despite me looking even less model-like than i did back then
justanormalone 16
I think you should reconsider that fact because if you are a 2 to him, his 10 is out there and would bump into each other and later on it would be complicated...
asilhouette 11
YDI for making him your fiancé
KattrinaGLee 3
Don't marry him, hold out for someone who thinks you're a 10. My husband thinks I could be a model and he thought that when I was 357lbs too. Love is blind! If he loved you he would think you were the best thing ever created. I'm working on a masters in marriage and family therapy. I'm in my last few classes. Marriage with this guy is a bad idea.
X_KassidyRose_X 12
I'm not standing up for him and think what he did was right but I think there is an exception. You don't have to think somebody is perfect in order to love them,everybody has their faults. What is important is it you don't care about them and love them anyway.
okreallynow 5
In what world is a 2 average?
stargirl_95 24
Please love yourself and don't marry that man. He's beyond rude and it sounds as though he's settling. You deserve better
Etweens96 25
Total jackass. Sweetheart, go for someone who will pretty much consider you a Goddess. Screw that guy. Let him know that hurt and WASNT anywhere near romantic
WhoDatNO 8
Well she still said yes anyways. She called him her fiancé
SkittlesGoRawr 19
I always thought 5 was "average". I don't think beauty should be scaled anyways. If he truly loved you, he'd see you as the most beautiful being on the planet.
DArthurVaderian 18
The scale is relative to your environment as well, you have to take into account the Cheerleader effect and Reverse Cheerleader effect
randomkat820 8
well he is now your fiance so you must have thought it was??? congrats op