Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked anyone, but I chose you. You're a solid 2, which is average. Not a 10, but I'm glad you're a 2. Less pressure, ya know." I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm "average", or the fact that he thought this was romantic. FML
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Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I think I'm average looking. He told me that it was OK, unless he wakes up tomorrow with some standards, I'm good enough. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
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Flaming_Pandas 15
Now it's time to say the same thing about his dick size.
Likian5 26
Since when is a 2 "average"?? That's a straight up insult right there...
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Comments (130)
potterydogs 1
Dump him.
DarkAriel7 1
And you know she is a 10 because....? No need to give out fake compliments. Not everyone can be a 10. If they were then we would just up the scale to 20. Not everyone is as attractive as other people. Should your boyfriend ever tell you you are a 2? No. At least lie and say 9.
melodyrdm 1
Why would you even say yes?
stephanyovalle 15
First, love yourself, if you get that part right, you'll start to get the acknowledge that your fiancé is an asshole, please dump this guy, nobody deserves to be categorized by someone who it's supposed to love you. Find someone who would not even care about if you are a 10 o a 2, but loves you as if you were a 10000.
burristhethird 16
All that should count is that he loved you enough to marry you. No one should care if someone says you look "average" don't expect people to say "omigod you are gorgeous." Grow a spine and take it.
FMLL2016 16
And you said yes after that?
victoriaasfml 8
Why would you say yes to that?! I hope he's better at marriage than the proposal! X
fkngit4lf 2
In what ******* world is a 2 average on a scale of 1-10?!
WMFG16 14
You said no, right??
Crescent_Moon 17
How about he just doesn't say anything other than "Marry me?"