Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked anyone, but I chose you. You're a solid 2, which is average. Not a 10, but I'm glad you're a 2. Less pressure, ya know." I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm "average", or the fact that he thought this was romantic. FML
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Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I think I'm average looking. He told me that it was OK, unless he wakes up tomorrow with some standards, I'm good enough. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
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Flaming_Pandas 15
Now it's time to say the same thing about his dick size.
Likian5 26
Since when is a 2 "average"?? That's a straight up insult right there...
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teechur 15
Do you really want to spend the rest of your life with someone who treats you like this? I married my high school sweetheart and a) he's never made me feel anything but beautiful, even when I was 100 pound overweight, b) I still love him as much now, no more, as the day we married, and c) I trust him completely with my heart. If the man you intend to marry is insulting in your proposal, which should be something he plans and practices, how will he react when times are tough? Think 10, 20, or 30 years down the road. Do you see yourself with him still treating you like this? Better? Worse? If you can't demand respect from him now, before you've made a permanent commitment, when will you? This is not the right time. Put it off until he grows up and leaned to respect you and until you learn to love yourself enough to say, "I am the entire package. I don't settle and won't be settled for."
FailStaff 15
No offense, but since when is a 2 average!?
pandoralilybelle 13
I hope you told him that's he's a -2 and dumped his ass!
Gauzy21 12
Bahaha ur a 2 so I don't have to worry about you leaving me is what he's saying
Spark_Slicker 19
“Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.” - Oscar Wilde
SkullSphinx 10
He was possibly nervous, when I proposed I had a cute little cheesy speech and forgot 99% of it when I did it, lol.
Uuuuxc 7
I understand the sediment. He's trying to say you're someone he can be himself around instead of someone he is trying to impress. That considered, he really botched the wording on it lol.
vivaellefashion 14
I hope you said no?!
MrCantgetright 4
A 2 is average??? Maybe, if you date a lot of 4's
MrCantgetright 4
It's candyass shit like that that's making the world soft. Some people just aren't as attractive as others.