Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked anyone, but I chose you. You're a solid 2, which is average. Not a 10, but I'm glad you're a 2. Less pressure, ya know." I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm "average", or the fact that he thought this was romantic. FML
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Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I think I'm average looking. He told me that it was OK, unless he wakes up tomorrow with some standards, I'm good enough. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
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Flaming_Pandas 15
Now it's time to say the same thing about his dick size.
Likian5 26
Since when is a 2 "average"?? That's a straight up insult right there...
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Comments (130)
vikky538 28
his proposal did not even pass average...
ladyg228 15
Damn that's some generous curve! 2 is average in what Galaxy? Lol
klecabreg 4
So why is he your fiancé and not your ex? He wants you to feel like he's the one settling for you and that you can't do better, when really it is clearly the other way around. Don't spend your life with someone who is going to make you feel less than.
MetalSonicCD 13
I really think this needs a follow up, its kind of vague and confusing what he said, and he could have been joking. Either way this needs a follow up.
ItsBramble 2
At least you know he's trying
clickme 17
What a joke. My wife was a 12 when I proposed and is still a 12 today. I wouldn't trade her for any woman on earth. That moron is playing games with you and he doesn't love you at ALL
ElmoTouchesMe 4
Look at it like this: Perhaps he's not the sort to exaggerate how he views you physically.. He says you're a 2, but the important bit is that he doesn't really care, he still chooses you! :3 Not every guy thinks their girlfriend is the most beautiful girl in the world, or a 10, or whatever... And so what?! Looks aren't all that important, try not to get so offended! Reasoning aside, I hope you talk to him, and sort some stuff out!
Goon_Life85 4
yet u call him fiancé. ..
Jellysweetheart 23
Two isn't average... Two is well below average and you deserve so much better.
JocelynKaulitz 28
I don't thing she got all too upset. From what I can tell from this post, OP did say yes to his proposal.