Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked anyone, but I chose you. You're a solid 2, which is average. Not a 10, but I'm glad you're a 2. Less pressure, ya know." I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm "average", or the fact that he thought this was romantic. FML
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Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I think I'm average looking. He told me that it was OK, unless he wakes up tomorrow with some standards, I'm good enough. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
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Flaming_Pandas 15
Now it's time to say the same thing about his dick size.
Likian5 26
Since when is a 2 "average"?? That's a straight up insult right there...
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Comments (130)
mfmylifesrsly 29
OP. If he loves you, he should view you as the most beautiful woman in the world. From what he said it sounds like hes trying to make you feel like youre lucky to be with him, rather than vice versa. Please either dump him or talk to him about this.
cbearflippa91600 12
Please tell us you said no. I would hate for you to be with a man that would say something as horrible as that. If you are going to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want to be with someone who thinks you are their perfect 10. DONT SETTLE FOR LESS! Please please don't settle for him. Someone thinks you are a 10.
whateven104 11
If he's calling you a 2, call him single.
martin8337 35
The way I see it, he is insulting you because on a scale of 1 to 10, a 2 should be fat and ugly. A 5 would be considered average.
CupOfCoffee 14
I don't think love can make up for this kind of douchebaggery. OP, ditch him or YDI.
JhurrellCurtis 7
Why is he your fiancé?
mind0fmusicc 6
Please please please tell me you said no to this inconsiderate jerk. Find someone else. It will be the best decision you will ever make
wasliedtoasakid 22
ex-boyfriend**
fantasyworld 37
Why did you say yes? You deserve better. You should be with someone who thinks you're a 10.
annabellatrix 11
Please say no.