Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked anyone, but I chose you. You're a solid 2, which is average. Not a 10, but I'm glad you're a 2. Less pressure, ya know." I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm "average", or the fact that he thought this was romantic. FML
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Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I think I'm average looking. He told me that it was OK, unless he wakes up tomorrow with some standards, I'm good enough. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
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Flaming_Pandas 15
Now it's time to say the same thing about his dick size.
Likian5 26
Since when is a 2 "average"?? That's a straight up insult right there...
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Thekbking 11
2 is far below average, 5 is average if it's out of ten. he back handedly called ur ass ugly as hell. there is no way 2 is average out of a 1 to ten scale. it makes absolutely no sense. well that is unless both of ur are really ugly and he thinks but ugly is average
makynen86 9
And you said yes??? Why be with someone who has admitted to not really finding you attractive.
Epikosity 15
but did you say yes...?
Brightside86 30
2 could be average its just an extremely uneven distribution. Though that means we have a whole lot of 1s.
PunkPrincess_fml 11
How is 2 average???
kayayye 22
clearly you were stupid enough to say yes so honestly your stupid.
peithecelt 28
... and you said yes to that?
123Puppy 33
You should’ve said no.
Brightside86 30
It's been 6 years, how's your marriage?
randybryant799 20
Well apparently you said yes so I don't think it matters.