Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked anyone, but I chose you. You're a solid 2, which is average. Not a 10, but I'm glad you're a 2. Less pressure, ya know." I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm "average", or the fact that he thought this was romantic. FML
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Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I think I'm average looking. He told me that it was OK, unless he wakes up tomorrow with some standards, I'm good enough. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
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Flaming_Pandas 15
Now it's time to say the same thing about his dick size.
Likian5 26
Since when is a 2 "average"?? That's a straight up insult right there...
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Saraishi 25
OP said fiancé... So you still said yes, after that?
StormGirl142 24
**** that. "I could have had anyone, but I chose you" is a pretty shitty thing to say. He's proposing to you, so the last thing he should have done is insult you. How vain can he possibly get? You deserve better.
sxphysticated 17
I'm sorry OP, that was horrible. But if you want to get him back, just say this: Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked anyone sized penis, but I chose you. On a scale of 1-10, You're a solid 2, which is average. Not a 10, but I'm glad you're a 2. Less pressure, ya know."
Thekbking 11
2 is nothing average out of ten...its well below average a 5 is average. as in a ten could be a super model who isnt stick thin and a 1 is a person with a disfiguring physical appearance thats is by far unattractive. he just called her one step above that...
Eivana 37
Judging by his brutal honesty about his preferences, I would swear that you were dating a real life Sheldon Cooper.
CandyApple88 13
Well OP, you said yes, so clearly you deserve this douchebag. or you could get some self esteem and dump his ass.
itcomesinthrees 10
How is 2 average? On a scale of 1-10 I would think the average would be somewhere closer to 5. Even if you're not a 10 by conventional beauty standards, he should think you are a 10 to him. My husband swears I am an 11. I'm not, but to him I am. I hope your fiancé smartens up. He kind of sounds like my ex-fiancé which makes me doubt he will.
chosha_fml 26
Your fiancé? So you said 'yes' to that proposal? Kinda edging towards YDI here.
emmama19 15
I fail to see how you said yes after hearing that? I can only guess it was because you were under pressure. Now that you have really realized what came out of his mouth, I would ask him why on earth he said that! Unless he is treating you like a queen otherwise, you should re-consider your answer based on his reply.
danimal_crackerz 26
How the hell is a 2 on a scale 1-10 average?