Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked anyone, but I chose you. You're a solid 2, which is average. Not a 10, but I'm glad you're a 2. Less pressure, ya know." I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm "average", or the fact that he thought this was romantic. FML
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Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I think I'm average looking. He told me that it was OK, unless he wakes up tomorrow with some standards, I'm good enough. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
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Flaming_Pandas 15
Now it's time to say the same thing about his dick size.
Likian5 26
Since when is a 2 "average"?? That's a straight up insult right there...
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dklap 3
you said fiancé so that means you said yes???!!!??
dklap 3
you said fiancé so that means you said yes???!!!??
blackonblight 32
Why the hell did you say yes, and why are you not more upset that he doesn't know that on a scale of one to ten, average is five, not two? That part would bother me most. Either he's stupid or he thinks you are dumb enough to believe two is average on that scale.
shelglo 5
you deserve it, moron. you're calling him your fiancé so you must've said yes. if you said yes to that then maybe you really are a 2 who can't get anyone else to love them.
violetmango 5
You can't seriously be considering marrying this guy?!
ohSNAPyall 26
What a turd. I can't believe you said yes. Break it off, or this will be the moment you look back on, thinking about how this was a sign that you should break it off.
Sight20 1
A 2 isn't average a 6 is average.
Epickitty58 29
Time to get a spray bottle full of water and some treats to train him out of talking to and about you like that.
donutcallmethat 16
Your fiance is a narcissist. Your attractiveness aside, he thinks he could have chosen anyone? Yeah right. His personality makes him a zero. Don't marry someone who thinks you are average. Also, maybe hold out for someone who can count to ten.
ViviMage 39
2 is average?? How low are his standards?! Ya know, half that speech might've been ok. Or a third..... My fiancé loves me for being curvy, paralyzed throat with a screwy voice, a chronic "drunken walk" due to a rare blood disorder, neck in pain, cancer survivor, and I hold my head up high and then dig into the dirt to get more done than he would have imagined. Am I a 10? To the world, no. To him, I must be.